jupiter

they/he

[molten-lavender]

I think I love tumblr the most bc I don't owe anyone anything. I can come on here and reblog the most unhinged ridiculous shit and then leave. I'm not giving any explanation.

[southparkmastermind]

[catchymemes]

[thwackk]

tired of batman always being carried by superman, when is it batman’s turn to hold the big man? also i have a headcannon that clark weighs way way less than he looks because he flies and idk it just makes sense to me

[rylandsgrace]

#Happy Superbowl superb owl

[weirdgirlvampire]

[psykoe100]

He’s a very talented man.

[dreamlings]

Death: uhm.. congratulations on getting engaged? how long have you two been dating again?

Dream, very proud of his patience: two weeks:)

Death: isn’t that. like a little soon to get married?

Dream: ah well, how did Hob say it again? life is too short to wait:)

Death: it’s not though?? you’re life is literally endless??

Dream: live every day like it’s your last:)

Death: but it’s not? you’re both immortal??

Dream: yolo:)

[randomprojectedkat]

My husband (ao3) is off to war (down for maintenance) and I do not know if he will survive or even return to me (its been like an hour) so instead i will sit by the window and languish away (interact with my family like a normal person)

[aeon-of-neon]

Dream, randomly appearing in Rose's apartment: "Greetings, Rose."

Rose, nearly dropping her phone: "Oh! Hello, uncle Morpheus, how are you?"

Dream: "Rose Walker, last we spoke you expressed the wish to learn more about me."

Rose: "I did?"

Dream: "Indeed. I have hence decided to introduce you to someone."

Rose: "Oh wow, okay! I'd love to meet them when are we going to..."

*both of them materialize in Hob's dark bedroom without prior warning*

Rose, whispering: "What the fuck?"

Hob: *lies in bed sound asleep in an unflattering pose, dressed in ancient boxers and a rancid t-shirt, drool slipping from the corner of his mouth as he snores softly*

Dream, looking at him with the softest smile and the biggest heart eyes: "Rose Walker, this is Robert Gadling. He's my very best and closest friend in the universe."

Rose, fully convinced her uncle is trying to come out to her and wanting to be supportive but also extremely bewildered because she's just been teleported half across the globe: "That's... That's great! I'm so happy you have a special someone in your life?"

Dream, nodding: "I do. Of course, I'd never tell him."

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

hey. do cry. I went to Wanting To Fuck You island and there were no bitches

[owlsinyourbelfry]

Clark :

Also Clark :

(Ik these drawings aren’t canon or anything but look at Clark and Bruce and tell me with a straight face that he wouldnt do this shit)

[marsapartment]

Don’t worry OP, you’re valid:

[sadclowncentral]

2023

1. COMMIT TO THE BIT

2. PARTAKE IN THE DIVINE ACT OF CREATION

3. LET THE SOFT ANIMAL THAT IS YOUR BODY LOVE WHAT IT LOVES

[nicostiel]

#bye tumblr 2022 it’s been fun

[manny-jacinto]

BARBIE (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

[delmondo]

Alright men listen up. Some of you won't make it out of this. Some of you will be ripped apart by artillery. Some of you will be shot with bullets. Some of you will be attacked by animals. Some of you will feel the burn of a blade entering you.

[clarasmidnights-deactivated2024]

Mentally I'm here