A Work Of Fiction

You can call me Jupiter. {$2,793+ saved since August ‘18} ROLEPLAY BLOG. I block non lifting blogs srry

[jupiterlifts-blog]

Oh & fuck u to the bay my changeroom door didnt lock properly and some guy started to open it and almost saw me concealing.

I quickly shut it in his face and then nearly shit myself from panic

[jupiterlifts-blog]

Xmas lifting haul from the other day

- essential oils $210 (for my mom)

- [redacted] $30 (for my gf, she reads this)

- [redacted again sorry] $60 (for my bff who also reads this)

- sephcr@ mini makeup brush set $20 (for another friend)

- sketching supplies $30 (for me)

- mini blue kanken $90 (... also for me)

- classic red kanken $100 (to boost so i can afford some gifts)

- headphone jack spiltter $16 (for me)

- chocolate $10 (misc)

- socks & tights $45 (to go w my dresses for the holiday season)

- uhh a bunch more but i forget lol i was at the mall a long ass time. I will update this if i remember stuff

Total? never heard of her

[shifty-sneaky]

Lmaooo

[depresso-minus-the-espresso]

“I’m calling the police” BITCH I’M HKJGCS

[liftingandliving]

Mood.

Because it was outside the community.

[sorry-mom-i-lift-blog]

i remember when i could go to sëphorä with $10 and come home with 2 fenty highlighters, some kat von d lipsticks, and 6 eyeshadow palettes. nowadays they got cameras everywhere 😔

[liftedmood]

Do y’all ever think about how life would’ve been better if you weren’t so hellbent on being a criminal?

Yeah me neither

[jupiterlifts-blog]

Me? A poor? Not once

[lilmissthriftypants-blog]

!!!!!

Guys!!! Idk if this is already common knowledge on here, but Im just discovering this and really want to share. So I’ve been scowering liftblr for tips on specific stores, but have come up empty handed on a lot of my regional stores that aren’t everywhere. And I needed to know the LP situation but don’t know anyone that currently works there. So! I went on their websites and looked at their job listings for loss prevention and every one so far has listed DETAILED AF duties. Now I know exactly if cameras are actively monitored, if they have plainclothes LP, if they call police, what shifts they are shorthanded on , and when multiple locations share LP. MUAHAHAHAHAHAH

[adollamakesmeholla]

how i feel walking past security with a huge haul on me

[nightingalethemagpie]

Hey, so those cardboard things that give licensed blankets their structure are fantastic for structuring reusable bags from Dølla Trēē

[liftedmood]

Omg why did I throw that shit away…… brb off to go lîft some blankets lol

[lifterlynnie]

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas haul

Total $98

[jupiterlifts-blog]

Yaas art haul i love those micron pens 🙌🏾

[oasislifts]

taking a break from stealing jackets/hoodies

so i pretty muched messed up a while ago but it bugs me so much so first of all i stole this pink vs jacket that was 90$ like ??? it’s not even designer so no thanks

but anyways i got it and was like wtf do i do with this extra hanger and i just double hanged it on another jacket

so i messed up with that already then there fitting room employee was like hi are u all done and i said yea so she asked anything u don’t want and since ive never bought anything from pink i was like no so i hand her my items including the double hanged jacket and i walk the hell out of there

probably only stealing the panties and leggings from now on for the next 3 ish months

whatever thanks if u read this

[jupiterlifts-blog]

One time I accidentally handed back the wrong stack of clothes (i usually “decide on” 2-3 peices then dump them later) and in the stack I handed back i’d hidden a big ass ink tag. As soon as i realized my mistake i just dropped the shit and DIPPED, thank god the attendant didn’t notice while i was still in the store

[princessklepto]

me

[jupiterlifts-blog]

💖 Me, the monarch of art hauls 💖 $241 💖

1. Also why were those packs of markers $36 a pop rip artists who pay for their supplies

[jupiterlifts-blog]

My gf asking me to lift her embroidery hoops

[jupiterlifts-blog]

💖 Me, the monarch of art hauls 💖 $241 💖

1. Also why were those packs of markers $36 a pop rip artists who pay for their supplies

[lifterthrifter]

THIS!!

[profoundlycasualtaco]

Facts.

[jupiterlifts-blog]

If you take a pic of your haul on snapchat and save it it doesnt save ur location data so u dont have to take the extra step of removing it before u post #lifterlifehack

[jupiterlifts-blog]

Micheals haul 😍

My gf would also like me to mention she lifted a pack of embroidery needles, she a bad ass

[jupiterlifts-blog]

Me: *sees some pretty art and decides that I Too, will be an Artisté*

Me, later at micheals: why the fuck are there so many different kinds of PENS