[amazoogle]

sorry i haven’t replied to your email, i uh.. ran out. of emails. i ran out of emails

[narutwitter]

[lady-redhaired]

Me in 2022 when the pandemic hasn’t ended yet because people don’t know how to act right and I’ve been holed up in my house for three years acquiring a new flavor of crazy, going to open the door for the guy in the hazmat suit that’s come to deliver my groceries

[dianas-shortgalpal]

[hunter-rodrigez]

[pastabot]

[thestateonmtv]

this is still the funniest fucking thing i remember being 7 and almost throwing up watching this and now im 20 puking onto my rug 

[witchbeef]

me, watching a mobile game ad: you fool. you shit idiot. i would never let the goldfish fall into molten lava.

[shadio]

every time i open this app i read some dumb ass shit

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

And every time we kiss I swear I can fly

[meatmandean]

the argument that destiel is necrophilia never stops being funny to me

[loveletter2you]

when my gay guy friend didnt know what discord was and he was like “is that like lesbian grindr”. always on my mind

[lesbiankermit-moved]

no fuckin way i

[monkeywiki]

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[valtsv]

youre not the girlboss of me

[eternalgirlscout]

miss piggy puts up with so much as a woman in show business and her response to misogyny is never to turn the other cheek or take the high road. it’s to physically attack people. and she’s right.

[stars-bean]

Soul (2020) dir. Pete Docter and Kemp Powers

[cannibalchicken]

[ourodsol]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[straylightjay]