[orcboxer]

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

[sneebertdeebert]

Sneebert Deebert

[orcboxer]

[pokemon-cards-hourly]

[dogpuppy]

[our-queer-experience]

you all deserve BETTER

[itisiives]

[ilovedirt]

[beyondthisdarkhouse]

Your fave is problematic: Pyaari Edition

[pukicho]

My submission for a new simplified American Dollar bill design which could begin printing as early as 2027

[stayingoldwithme]

how would they make the text go out the dollar bill?-

[pukicho]

Okay wise guy

[pukicho]

Alright

[lucifersimp]

Like this, duh

[pukicho]

Get that wise guy back here. Now

[eukaristik]

[airframeextender]

pants around my ankles. puke everywhere---in my hair, all over the front of my shirt, in the hair on my legs, on my underwear. drying on my glasses. get the vacuum out. stumbling, pissing myself, one shoe missing. fucking faded off that madam

[matchagirl]

[homura]

[veryluckyclovers]

[captain-price-returns]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[tahthetrickster]

me: i have a very specific tumblr accent meme im thinking of that surely i should be able to pull up by searching the text in the meme

the most dogshit useless decimated search engine in the entire world:

[tahthetrickster]

i did find it btw but having a COMPUTER address me like it’s a person sent me into such an incandescent rage i nearly pitched my phone clear across the room

[hannahlockillustration]

New Mama ✨

[titsay]

please don't let go

[3000s]

i think i had this image printed at cvs

[romanceyourdemons]

when you’re mean to me this is literally who you’re being mean to *image of me perched atop a throne of human skulls on a cliff above the ocean, howling wind and shrieking seagulls, and the dream goes on forever, one single static frame*