Weird TMA headcanons live here

A place to put any TMA headcanons that is not my main blog. I also kin Jurgen Leitner.

[jurgen-has-thoughts]

"Fuck you! My child is completely fine" your child is hardcore projecting onto a horror podcast

[jurgen-has-thoughts]

Liminal spaces are owned by the Lonely

[jurgen-has-thoughts]

The breaking of champagne on boats is an offering for the Vast. If the bottle bounces in boat culture it is a bad omen. In this scenario the bottle not breaking is an offering rejection thus you are fucked :)

[jurgen-has-thoughts]

There is probably a Slaughter Leitner out there of Twilight.

[jurgen-has-thoughts]

Jared Hopworth would vibe to Cannibal by Ke$ha while tending to the Mortal Garden. No one can tell me otherwise.

[jurgen-has-thoughts]

The town Cooper Pedy in Australia is owned by the Buried

[jurgen-has-thoughts]

Elizabeth Bathory is a Slaughter avatar

[jurgen-has-thoughts]

Those working with the SCP foundation are just the "fuck around and find out" branch of the Beholder

[fandomrecycling]

It’s an entire society of Jonathan ‘I will interview every single avatar’ Sims.

[jurgen-has-thoughts]

You get me.

[jurgen-has-thoughts]

Those working with the SCP foundation are just the "fuck around and find out" branch of the Beholder

[thelandofwtf]

[this-nightmare-doesnt-exist-yet]

Okay, Who Put Coffee In My Midnight Cup Of Spiders? Come on. I live alone, so it had to be one of you guys reading this. Nobody breaks into houses at night to coffee people’s spiders. I’m not mad (yet) I just want answers.

[jurgen-has-thoughts]

Sorry. I thought the coffee might add some spice.

[jurgen-has-thoughts]

Elias? More like Nolias

[fandomrecycling]

On the contrary, he does nothing but lie.

[jurgen-has-thoughts]

Lick a honeycomb? You are licking the corruption. It is sweet.

[jurgen-has-thoughts]

Elias? More like Nolias

[willindisguise]

i think that elias bouchard (my beloved) is only like 5′3″ and that hes furious about it. its why he’s such a spiteful little prick. his only joy in life is being a smidge taller than simon fairchild.

[jurgen-has-thoughts]

That means he is at fighting height

[jurgen-has-thoughts]

@willindisguise I saw your tags and thank you op that has made my night

[fandomrecycling]

Elias is 5’4 and only because he wears platforms. Without it he’s shorter than Jon. No ones called him out on it either because they don’t notice or they’re too intimidated to ask.

Post S3 the Archival crew regularly take the piss out of him. Melanie probably buys 7 inch stilettos just to spite him.

[jurgen-has-thoughts]

You are right

[willindisguise]

i think that elias bouchard (my beloved) is only like 5′3″ and that hes furious about it. its why he’s such a spiteful little prick. his only joy in life is being a smidge taller than simon fairchild.

[jurgen-has-thoughts]

That means he is at fighting height

[jurgen-has-thoughts]

@willindisguise I saw your tags and thank you op that has made my night

[willindisguise]

i think that elias bouchard (my beloved) is only like 5′3″ and that hes furious about it. its why he’s such a spiteful little prick. his only joy in life is being a smidge taller than simon fairchild.

[jurgen-has-thoughts]

That means he is at fighting height

[jurgen-has-thoughts]

The town Cooper Pedy in Australia is owned by the Buried