Just a Copper

Not my division...

[just-shower-thoughts]

‘Peel the Onion’ is a metaphor to describe uncovering depth through layers. But really, when you peel an onion, all you get is…more onion.

[codasoliz]

Today I was talking to my dad and I referred to myself as his son(I’m genderfluid btw) and he said “Today’s a Son day huh?” And I was like “yeah” And he was like “huh, I thought today was a Saturday, not a Sunday” And I just laughed for like 5 minutes

[gooberascendant]

Diversity only makes dads stronger. More powerful.

[theroguefeminist]

the dad jokes are evolving

[just-shower-thoughts]

You know you’re an adult when no one praises you anymore for doing the most basic things.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The automotive 12v plug is there because they used to be cigarette lighters… smoking was so prevalent that cars had built in lighters.

[just-shower-thoughts]

You can get cold feet from being in hot water.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Caffeine is the most widely accepted drug in the world

[just-shower-thoughts]

Your teeth is the only part of your body where bone is protruding from you.

[just-shower-thoughts]

In some countries, as the retirement age keeps going up and the life expectancy keeps going down, most people will die before they receive a pension.

[catchymemes]

[just-shower-thoughts]

The good thing about parenting is that the children eventually grow up. The bad thing about parenting is that the children eventually grow up.

[chamomilegeode-deactivated20221]

did you know that, besides the apple of knowledge and the pomegranate of life, there’s another mystic fruit, one that grants you a sense of purpose?

yeah, it’s the raisin d’être

[just-shower-thoughts]

The number of people older than us will never increase.

[just-shower-thoughts]

We generally equate nice people and good people as being the same but they really aren’t.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Yeast makes bread rise by filling it with fungus farts.

[just-shower-thoughts]

A penis is kinda like a thumb drive

[badjokesbyjeff]

Me: "When I eat alphabet soup, I only eat the vowels."

Friend: "Why?"

Me: "Sometimes."

[just-shower-thoughts]

Bullets only do their job after they are fired…