Ascending Towards Silliness

[whisper-and-tangle]

the playing with blocks meta is crazy

[whisper-and-tangle]

AND ive got a plane. #touys i am the princess of this playground

[whisper-and-tangle]

[whisper-and-tangle]

nnine

[whisper-and-tangle]

sent to timeout for nine eleven

[weedbongkilldozer]

[miiilowo]

you lost yourself to the woke agenda. Stop being a trans man and go back to a cis man

I don't know what to add in response to this ask it's perfect on it's own. I don't want to soil it

[lipsredxasarose]

[mostlysignssomeportents]

20 years ago, it was a scandal that Google started to track which links you clicked on the search-results page,

[sabertoothwalrus]

this is like finding a journal written by someone before the zombie apocalypse happened

[eszlelesihezag]

[anarchistmemedistro]

[gh0stienj0yer]

i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.

[gh0stienj0yer]

posts that make you want to get in the water

[charl0ttan]

horses cant scratch themselves but humans cant go fast. we support this legandary partnership

[cutecipher]

having a stern talk with Ricky about drinking.

[rickybabyboy]

is a hearty milk cow a new type of vicious tiger?

[rickybabyboy]

finally a real expert

[sister-lucifer]

i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,

[rhyme-plus-zombie]

sorry i had a vision and i just had to draw it

[stuckinapril]

life is so hard when you’re a very lazy girl by nature but you also want to do a lot of things in your one wild and precious life

[cipheramnesia]

I'm chronologically online.

[the-quasar-hero]

Come, you simply must meet my associates! This woman right here is a delightful pervert of sorts, and this fellow here, he’s some kind of a fucking idiot.

[gatorbeast]

these are all the same sort of animal. do you understand.

these are all small skittish creatures that love to bite and are found in drawers of garages and classrooms. they’re all related and in the same small biter family. weird little kids who play with them while they’re distracted and have empathy for them can tame them and become these beasts companions

[anchovy]

Beasts

[kittyb1tz]

"um this song is actually about masturbation!!!!!!!!" aw thats so scary :( do you wanna call your mummy (remembers how americans read that) do you wanna call your strong as fuck ice mummy

[wheeloffortune-design]

CONTROVERSIAL OPINION ABOUT BISEXUALITY

that purple in the middle is not the right saturation, it doesn't fit with the other two colors and it drives me crazy.

[deus-ex-aquila]

all right, I think I got this, I've got dual citizenship and I have another flag we can borrow from:

step 1

step 2

step 3

[varangianviper]

[wheeloffortune-design]

This is true bi/ace solidarity.

[xthehatchick]

holy shit

[finnslay]

This is the only correct way

[transarsonist]

[Patchnotes]

swapped purple in bisexual and asexual flags for better saturation matching and color theory

[pingo1387]

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

[talesfromtreatment]

Really wanted to try to get a nice photo of Sticky Bob.

Sticky Bob had other ideas.

Thanks Sticky Bob. These are certainly something