you motherfuckers better be lifting with your legs and not your back
Because I never knew what that really meant until my back already hurt:
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you motherfuckers better be lifting with your legs and not your back
Because I never knew what that really meant until my back already hurt:
they did very much immediatly make a crypto after that one tho
The QR code takes you to an Instagram video of the fart gun from dispicable me
So the minions are still on our side actually
they did very much immediatly make a crypto after that one tho
The QR code takes you to an Instagram video of the fart gun from dispicable me
So the minions are still on our side actually
why can’t things be easy peasy lemon squeezy
(via livejamie)
date of origin: 29th of december, 2008.
soda can be so spiritually healing at times i fear
@im-in-way-2many-fandoms
did nasa just forget bi and lesbians exist or did they ask them beforehand..would they that…i just..what..
its because they don’t want people getting pregnant on space missions, the article is badly written scissoring in space is to be expected and respected
Reblog if you support wlw astronauts getting it on at 0 gravity
In space no one can hear lesbians scream
I like how like… with every new piece of Star Wars media that paints Tatooine as more and more of a shithole where everyone is a murderous crimelord the funnier it gets that Luke Skywalker just grew up on this planet completely normal. Like I’m envisioning a normal day at Tosche Station where a cyborg biker and a Twi'lek prostitute are stabbing each other over a bag of spice and then it just pans over to this fresh-faced nancy boy sitting at a table sipping on his blue milk going “oh golly, I sure do love power converters!”
That’s how New Jersey works, too.
If you didn’t want to be assimilated into into my found family then you should have killed me when you had the chance
This cute platypus
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I fully understand why westerners thought the platypus was a hoax at first. I’m looking at a real live one moving around and it STILL looks fake.
The one thing that could have made them sound any more made up would have been if you said the boys have secret viper fangs that can absolutely fuck you up with venom, and they do, on their goddamn feet.
cursed platypus facts: * five (5) X chromosomes * only the left ovary works * produces milk but has no nipples. the mother just kind of sweats milk out their chest. nature is beautiful * was nearly called the “duckmole” * swims with its weird fish eyes and ears closed, hunting entirely by electroreception * born with teeth, but then they fall out
just a weird little fella
that how it be
finally, some good news:
“snail watches drifting” rated “genuine, undoctored” by snopes
LITERALLY some of you don’t fucking know what “disposable income is” like i cannot stress ENOUGH that someone who was able to get animal crossing on day 1 of launch or a ps5 preorder that is still only working minimum wage job and/or cannot pay their rent on a monthly basis is NOT your enemy bruv they are NOT “the rich” like PLEASE cement that in your head.
had to share @rykhafirehand ’s tags:
thank you for boiling off capitalist propaganda to get down to the essence of economics
i’d like to add: you are SUPPOSED TO HAVE DISPOSABLE INCOME.
you are supposed to have enough money for toys and games and vacations. that is what the citizens of a normal and healthy society should be buying without stressing out about if they’re gonna be able to afford to live the next day. you’re not just supposed to have ‘a little bit’ or ‘if you save up’ or ‘sometimes you can treat yourself’, you are supposed to have disposable income, and plenty of it.
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