is there a right way for how this goes?

is there a right way for being strong? feels like I'm doing things all wrong  kelsey | 27 | ohio | gay as hell | she/her

[7bitter]

i love you everybody who is trying to save their own life & love themselves back into the world, it's gonna happen for you don't doubt for a second!!!!!!!!!!!!

[shamebats]

[gay-irl]

[ot3]

The worst invention of late stage capitalism is the screen on the gas pump that plays video ads at you. The best invention of late stage capitalism is the coke freestyle machine.

[michaxl]

*goes up to podium at a funeral for a eulogy* *tears up* you… you know she dead

[mothurs]

friend: you look stressed me: haha yeah it’s the stress

[empxfractaldunes2005mp3download]

I will admit i am not immune to pretty girls

[empxfractaldunes2005mp3download]

Or their fire spells

[farmgf]

[acoolsuggestion]

I wouldn’t mind napping for like a year or 7

[unbotheredmuse]

[liberalsarecool]

Vaccines no doubt used public funds for research. This is disgusting abuse of capitalism for the poor and socialism for the rich.

[studentlifeproblems]

[hullaballoons]

welcome to applebees would you like apples or bees?

[meet-foreverjester]

“Bees?”

“HE PICKED THE BEES!!” *chefs angrily shake jars of bees*

[thewonderyearstrong-deactivated]

yea dude I drink a lot. Drink at parties all the time. yea you heard right, 9 capri suns. 9. in 45 minuets.

[pantuflarotaininglich]

[quickweaves]

[normal-horoscopes]

I just finished LOTR

Men of Rohan: The glories of war are only a means to an end. All I desire is the saftey of my people and peace for my country.

Eowyn: I want to murder orcs so badly it is making me physically ill.

[normal-horoscopes]

Eowyn, while holding Faramir’s hand and making eye contact with him: I am in love with a noble, strong, wise, but most of all kind man.

Faramir, nodding: Who wouldnt fall in love with Aragorn.

[normal-horoscopes]

Also, this isnt like a fun headcannon this is damn near a quotation. Eowyn was literally holding the dudes hands and staring into his eyes professing her love and the dumbass thought she was talking about Aragorn. He responded along the lines of “But Aragorn wont be back from the black gate for like a week, so in the meantime its nice to hang out and just look at how pretty you are”

I know its a meme but they really are the epitome of “Couple that shares one collective brain cell”

[normal-horoscopes]

Glaladriel: Aragorn why are there orcs in lothlorien who have you brought me this time I swear to god if you keep dragging trouble in- *she turns and sees the four hobbits, dwarf, and baby elf*

Galadriel: Nevermind I love them have some presents. 

Galadriel holding Gimli by the armpits: Babie..

[normal-horoscopes]

Gandalf: *Accidentally knocks over a glass of milk*

Gandalf: …

Gandalf: Somehow I am certain this is Peregrin Took’s fault.

[normal-horoscopes]

Hobbit Cop: You leave me no choice but to arrest you Samwise “Big Dick” Gamgee: Lol do it then

[normal-horoscopes]

Aragorn: We come to speak on beha-

Sauron’s Emmissary: I am very evil

Aragorn: Okay. Well, we come to nego-

Sauron’s Emmissary: I would totally kick your ass if my boss would let me

Aragorn: Look we-

Sauron’s Emmissary: Im so evil I don’t even have lips anymore