Incorrect Overwatch Quotes

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Blackwatch Cassidy: Am I in trouble? Blackwatch Reyes: Take a guess. Blackwatch Cassidy: No? Blackwatch Reyes: Take another guess.

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Mercy, tending to Tracer’s wounds: How would you rate your pain? Tracer: Zero stars. Would not recommend!

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Ana: You know, not every problem can be solved with a gun. Reaper: That's why I carry two.

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Sombra: You love me, right, Zarya? Zarya: Normally, I would say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I do not like it.

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Soldier: 76: *Gets down on one knee* Ana: Oh my, it’s finally happening. Soldier: 76: *Falls over* Ana: The poison is kicking in.

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Widowmaker: Lena and I starting to develop that kind of chemistry where we finish each other's- Tracer: Sentences! Widowmaker: Do not interrupt me.

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Sombra: I took a 12-hour nap, but I’m still tired so let’s go for 12 more just in case. Zarya: That is not nap. That is coma. Sombra: Sounds festive.

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Doomfist: What is your biggest weakness? Reaper: I can be uncooperative. Doomfist: Can you give me an example? Reaper: No.

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Sombra: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.

Tracer: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

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Tracer, struggling to keep upright in her 1-inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me, luv… Widowmaker, walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6-inch heels: Pathetic.

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Sombra: I can explain. Reaper: Can you? Sombra: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

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Cassidy: So that’s my plan. Moira: Can you handle constructive criticism? Cassidy: Sure, go right ahead. Moira: That is the most imbecilic plan I have ever had the misfortune of listening to. Cassidy: …That’s not constructive criticism.

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Sombra: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives Zarya: I wake up at 4:30 AM Sombra: Sombra: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

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Junkrat: You kill people for money?! Roadhog: I can explain! Junkrat: And all this time I’ve been doing it for free like a chump!

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Widowmaker: How petty can you get? Sombra: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

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Soldier 76: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Reaper: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Soldier 76: Absolutely not.

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Zarya: Can you be serious for five minutes? Sombra: My record is four, but I think I can do it.