The Fuck is This

I am an a n g y // showerfam member // she/her, they/them, or jer/jem // chaotic // maybe i am an edritch monstrosity? who knows hehe // jk // or am i

[just-shower-thoughts]

Someone needs to build towns that are permanently stuck in one particular past decade, where only things from then or older are allowed, for the people that hate modern life and technology and want an escape from it.

[just-bastard-thoughts]

amish

[just-shower-thoughts]

I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.

[advanced-procrastination]

Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed

[maybe-its-jake]

Today’s your lucky day

[just-shower-thoughts]

Thе оldеr уоu gеt, thе mоrе уоu rеlate tо Squidwаrd

[shower-raccoon]

I hate this font

[just-bastard-thoughts]

how the fuck

[just-shower-thoughts]

Humans are an invasive species

[just-bastard-thoughts]

invasive to what??? earth??? bitch they evolved here

[no-shower-thoughts-head-empty]

“They”? Rather suspicious that you would speak as if you’re not human

[just-bastard-thoughts]

i am but a harmless raccoon no abomination here

[just-shower-thoughts]

Humans are an invasive species

[just-bastard-thoughts]

invasive to what??? earth??? bitch they evolved here

[just-shower-thoughts]

Serial killers do more good for the environment than most activists.

[fuck-you-showerthoughts]

[sad-boy-hank]

he's fucking square

[just-bastard-thoughts]

[just-shower-thoughts]

We could’ve evolved to look like massive penises.

[just-bastard-thoughts]

??? i cannot for the life of me understand your thought process

[sad-boy-hank]

persecutor culture is being touched gentol by me. cmere.

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s impossible to hold kitchen tongs without clacking them together a few times.

[just-bastard-thoughts]

crab instinct

[just-shower-thoughts]

The Lion King is one of the only cartoons where the cats are good and the dogs are bad

[just-gay-thoughts]

Hyinas arent dogs

[just-bastard-thoughts]

Hyenas are more related to cats than dogs lmao

[just-shower-thoughts]

Children, are some of the most psychopathic and merciless creatures in existence.

[just-gay-thoughts]

No the fuck they arent

[just-bastard-thoughts]

is jst okay what the fuck

[concerned-civilian]

Why are the showers having thoughts?????

[just-bastard-thoughts]

I don't know (And it's best Not To Ask)

[sad-boy-hank]

girlcock and boypussy, respectively

[just-bastard-thoughts]

binder game off the damn charts huh

[sad-boy-hank]

can't get over this reply, are you implying that my girl alice only shows tits in battle

[just-bastard-thoughts]

i was implying that ted has big tiddies but sure. alice "tits out" tankwoman

[ovur]

You want me to play your game yet you don't give me the option to play as a pretty girl.... interesting.

[sad-boy-hank]

#girl

[just-bastard-thoughts]

#girl

[sad-boy-hank]

being completely serious i love barbie computer

[sad-boy-hank]

best years of my life /srs

[just-shower-thoughts]

Guns are super aggressive hole punches.

[just-bastard-thoughts]

by definition they aren't