WHAT THE FUCK

[concerned-civilian]

Here is my design for how Civilian looks

[concerned-civilian]

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HUH?!

[concerned-civilian]

[the blunt edge of a machete is pressed up against civillian's chin- not a threat, just a presence.]

civvy... i'm booored.

[dennis of @horrorosha]

GODS! YOU NEARLY GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK!

[horrorosha]

[dennis giggles and tilts their chin up.]

hii, doofus. long time no see. [he pouts.]

[concerned-civilian]

It’s not my fault I can’t control where I end up most of the time. You could’ve come and found me if you wanted.

Civilian teases him.

[concerned-civilian]

[the blunt edge of a machete is pressed up against civillian's chin- not a threat, just a presence.]

civvy... i'm booored.

[dennis of @horrorosha]

GODS! YOU NEARLY GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK!

[rp-meme-glaceon]

Reblog this if you don't mind other muns mentioning your muse(s) in other threads!

[ask-the-anonymous-army]

Oh gods, what is this place? Please don't stab me! - @concerned-civilian

None of us are going to stab you.

[concerned-civilian]

Oh, good! You would be surprised by the number of people that stab random people that walk by.

[ask-the-anonymous-army]

That is not a number I care about right now.

[concerned-civilian]

You say that now, but you definitely care about that number after the fifth time being stabbed unprovoked. I am speaking from experience here.

[ask-the-anonymous-army]

Here is a tip, carry a knife so you can stab back.

[concerned-civilian]

I think you are greatly overestimating my physical capabilities

[ask-the-anonymous-army]

Everybody greatly underestimates mine because I'm the head of medical staff.

[concerned-civilian]

Surgical equipment makes a painful weapon. People are foolish to underestimate medical staff.

[ask-the-anonymous-army]

Yes, I've suffocated 3 people with a roll of bandages.

[concerned-civilian]

That’s terrifying! Remind me to not get on your bad side. I don’t want to be the fourth.

[ask-the-anonymous-army]

Anyway, what brings you here to the pocket dimension of the anon army?

[concerned-civilian]

Some scientist gave me a watch that randomly transports me to different dimensions. I have no way to control it happens or where I go, so I am here now.

[ask-the-anonymous-army]

Oh gods, what is this place? Please don't stab me! - @concerned-civilian

None of us are going to stab you.

[concerned-civilian]

Oh, good! You would be surprised by the number of people that stab random people that walk by.

[ask-the-anonymous-army]

That is not a number I care about right now.

[concerned-civilian]

You say that now, but you definitely care about that number after the fifth time being stabbed unprovoked. I am speaking from experience here.

[ask-the-anonymous-army]

Here is a tip, carry a knife so you can stab back.

[concerned-civilian]

I think you are greatly overestimating my physical capabilities

[ask-the-anonymous-army]

Everybody greatly underestimates mine because I'm the head of medical staff.

[concerned-civilian]

Surgical equipment makes a painful weapon. People are foolish to underestimate medical staff.

[ask-the-anonymous-army]

Yes, I've suffocated 3 people with a roll of bandages.

[concerned-civilian]

That’s terrifying! Remind me to not get on your bad side. I don’t want to be the fourth.

[ask-the-anonymous-army]

Oh gods, what is this place? Please don't stab me! - @concerned-civilian

None of us are going to stab you.

[concerned-civilian]

Oh, good! You would be surprised by the number of people that stab random people that walk by.

[ask-the-anonymous-army]

That is not a number I care about right now.

[concerned-civilian]

You say that now, but you definitely care about that number after the fifth time being stabbed unprovoked. I am speaking from experience here.

[ask-the-anonymous-army]

Here is a tip, carry a knife so you can stab back.

[concerned-civilian]

I think you are greatly overestimating my physical capabilities

[ask-the-anonymous-army]

Everybody greatly underestimates mine because I'm the head of medical staff.

[concerned-civilian]

Surgical equipment makes a painful weapon. People are foolish to underestimate medical staff.

[ask-the-anonymous-army]

Oh gods, what is this place? Please don't stab me! - @concerned-civilian

None of us are going to stab you.

[concerned-civilian]

Oh, good! You would be surprised by the number of people that stab random people that walk by.

[ask-the-anonymous-army]

That is not a number I care about right now.

[concerned-civilian]

You say that now, but you definitely care about that number after the fifth time being stabbed unprovoked. I am speaking from experience here.

[ask-the-anonymous-army]

Here is a tip, carry a knife so you can stab back.

[concerned-civilian]

I think you are greatly overestimating my physical capabilities

[ask-the-anonymous-army]

Oh gods, what is this place? Please don't stab me! - @concerned-civilian

None of us are going to stab you.

[concerned-civilian]

Oh, good! You would be surprised by the number of people that stab random people that walk by.

[ask-the-anonymous-army]

That is not a number I care about right now.

[concerned-civilian]

You say that now, but you definitely care about that number after the fifth time being stabbed unprovoked. I am speaking from experience here.

[ask-the-anonymous-army]

Oh gods, what is this place? Please don't stab me! - @concerned-civilian

None of us are going to stab you.

[concerned-civilian]

Oh, good! You would be surprised by the number of people that stab random people that walk by.

[concerned-civilian]

Civlian appears in front of a building that looks like the entrance to an old university. There is a huge metal dome on top and the doors are made of engraved metal and wood. There doesn’t seem to be anyone around and there is what appears like tar or oil dripping down from the dome. The place smells of smoke and strangely of the sea and it feels like there are eyes everywhere. @eyes-of-industry

Uh... hello? If anyone is there, I would appreciate not being stabbed.

@eyes-of-industry

[eyes-of-industry]

A massive creature comes out from behind the dome. It looks a bit like a dragon in shape, with flesh and metal making up its body and oil dripping from it. Eyes that line the great oily wings blink in and out of existence.

The creature slithers down the side of the building and steps behind Civilian.

“Don’t worry, I wont stab you. I’m London.Would you like to come and visit my home?”

The voice sounds like rusted, creaking machinery.

[concerned-civilian]

Great, way too many people have tried to stab me, so thanks for the reassurance. As for your home, I would love to visit. I don't have anything else to do at the moment.

[concerned-civilian]

Civlian appears in front of a building that looks like the entrance to an old university. There is a huge metal dome on top and the doors are made of engraved metal and wood. There doesn’t seem to be anyone around and there is what appears like tar or oil dripping down from the dome. The place smells of smoke and strangely of the sea and it feels like there are eyes everywhere. @eyes-of-industry

Uh... hello? If anyone is there, I would appreciate not being stabbed.

@eyes-of-industry

[ask-those-dumbasses]

Oh gods, I think I am in another universe. Where am I and am I at risk of being stabbed? -

@concerned-civilian

Srry this took so long I've been going thu it @concerned-civilian

[concerned-civilian]

Honestly, no. If anyone ever offers you a chance to explore the multiverse, don't do it. A lot of people want to commit random acts of violence on people.

[horrorosha]

OH GODS! I do not like the look of this place... - @concerned-civilian

oh, welcome back.

[horrorosha]

This one is one of my favorite horror films.

oooh, good choice.

[dennis grabs civilian's hand and leads them over to the tv.]

[concerned-civilian]

Civilian starts getting comfortable to watch the movie. They lean slightly against Dennis hoping that he won’t point it out.

[horrorosha]

[dennis puts the movie in and wraps an arm around civilian.]

feel free to bury your face into my chest if things get a little too scary.

[concerned-civilian]

I appreciate the thought, but I am a little bit better at handling horror movies than real life.

[horrorosha]

[he giggles.] alright, tough guy.

[he starts the movie.]

[concerned-civilian]

Civilian wasn't lying about the fact that they deal with horror better than real life, but with how bad Civilian is at dealing with reality, that isn't saying much. They are practically in Dennis's arms by the first jump scare.

[horrorosha]

[dennis laughs and holds them.]

you'd make a pretty shitty sidney, i hate to say. you're cute, though.

[concerned-civilian]

Civilian blushes, embarrassed.

Shut up...

[horrorosha]

[he grins.]

how about you make me, tough guy?

[concerned-civilian]

...Maybe I will since you want to tease me so much.

Civilian pulled Dennis into a kiss.

[horrorosha]

[dennis is, for a moment, surprised, before he chuckles and moves a hand to run through civilian's hair.]

[concerned-civilian]

Civilian smiles before pulling away.

I knew you were a good kisser.

[horrorosha]

been thinking about it a lot?

[concerned-civilian]

Why do you think I followed a strange man into the woods? Of course I have.

[horrorosha]

[dennis laughs.] can't argue with that. you're not bad yourself.

[concerned-civilian]

So... wanna do that again?

[horrorosha]

i'm down if you are.

[concerned-civilian]

Civilian smiles softly before pulling Dennis into another kiss.

[horrorosha]

OH GODS! I do not like the look of this place... - @concerned-civilian

oh, welcome back.

[horrorosha]

This one is one of my favorite horror films.

oooh, good choice.

[dennis grabs civilian's hand and leads them over to the tv.]

[concerned-civilian]

Civilian starts getting comfortable to watch the movie. They lean slightly against Dennis hoping that he won’t point it out.

[horrorosha]

[dennis puts the movie in and wraps an arm around civilian.]

feel free to bury your face into my chest if things get a little too scary.

[concerned-civilian]

I appreciate the thought, but I am a little bit better at handling horror movies than real life.

[horrorosha]

[he giggles.] alright, tough guy.

[he starts the movie.]

[concerned-civilian]

Civilian wasn't lying about the fact that they deal with horror better than real life, but with how bad Civilian is at dealing with reality, that isn't saying much. They are practically in Dennis's arms by the first jump scare.

[horrorosha]

[dennis laughs and holds them.]

you'd make a pretty shitty sidney, i hate to say. you're cute, though.

[concerned-civilian]

Civilian blushes, embarrassed.

Shut up...

[horrorosha]

[he grins.]

how about you make me, tough guy?

[concerned-civilian]

...Maybe I will since you want to tease me so much.

Civilian pulled Dennis into a kiss.

[horrorosha]

[dennis is, for a moment, surprised, before he chuckles and moves a hand to run through civilian's hair.]

[concerned-civilian]

Civilian smiles before pulling away.

I knew you were a good kisser.

[horrorosha]

been thinking about it a lot?

[concerned-civilian]

Why do you think I followed a strange man into the woods? Of course I have.

[horrorosha]

[dennis laughs.] can't argue with that. you're not bad yourself.

[concerned-civilian]

So... wanna do that again?

[horrorosha]

OH GODS! I do not like the look of this place... - @concerned-civilian

oh, welcome back.

[horrorosha]

This one is one of my favorite horror films.

oooh, good choice.

[dennis grabs civilian's hand and leads them over to the tv.]

[concerned-civilian]

Civilian starts getting comfortable to watch the movie. They lean slightly against Dennis hoping that he won’t point it out.

[horrorosha]

[dennis puts the movie in and wraps an arm around civilian.]

feel free to bury your face into my chest if things get a little too scary.

[concerned-civilian]

I appreciate the thought, but I am a little bit better at handling horror movies than real life.

[horrorosha]

[he giggles.] alright, tough guy.

[he starts the movie.]

[concerned-civilian]

Civilian wasn't lying about the fact that they deal with horror better than real life, but with how bad Civilian is at dealing with reality, that isn't saying much. They are practically in Dennis's arms by the first jump scare.

[horrorosha]

[dennis laughs and holds them.]

you'd make a pretty shitty sidney, i hate to say. you're cute, though.

[concerned-civilian]

Civilian blushes, embarrassed.

Shut up...

[horrorosha]

[he grins.]

how about you make me, tough guy?

[concerned-civilian]

...Maybe I will since you want to tease me so much.

Civilian pulled Dennis into a kiss.

[horrorosha]

[dennis is, for a moment, surprised, before he chuckles and moves a hand to run through civilian's hair.]

[concerned-civilian]

Civilian smiles before pulling away.

I knew you were a good kisser.

[horrorosha]

been thinking about it a lot?

[concerned-civilian]

Why do you think I followed a strange man into the woods? Of course I have.