just floating around :)

not entirely sure what im doing here, just floating about

[packofwildlesbians]

I just saw someone cosplaying the dangerous crow boy who eats plastic and IT’S AWESOME

[axolkitkat]

the muppet joker validated my gender and then fucking executed me for saying 'jeff the killer' in chat. good convention.

[ywnbm]

I go to one Dashcon 2 and suddenly I want to write 3 fanfics and make music about my hyperfixation book series and design an internet away from ads and get back into non-spiritual philosophy and believe in the power of people to do good and

[ixnoah]

The year is 2014

Dashcon is happening

Homestuck is having major character death

The year is 2026

[existentialqueer]

I overheard that a 6 year old girl killed her parents and drowned in the dashcon ballpit. They say she lives in the basement of Dashcon 2 and carries a scythe and her name is Lilly the Killy. Make sure your extra hour in the ballpit isn't your last

[brlslngr]

THE BEHEADENING

[edgebug]

♪ WOAAAAAAHHH!!! ♫♫

[roberette]

Battery Acid Spaghetti

[raythefairy]

Thinking about Rocky’s just straight up trauma that no one seems to ever talk about?? Freaking the FUCK out at Grace imitating sleeping before they really had the words to fully understand each other when he barely knew him. Pleading with Grace, turning to hostility in denial, then to offering six year’s worth of his own trip home when Grace tells him he’s going to die in space. The panic, screaming Grace’s name when he’s unresponsive through the excessive centrifugal force scene, his words aren’t even being translated for the audience but the desperation is so strong it doesn’t matter. Putting himself through an atmosphere that is a very, very far cry from what he’s made to live in to save him. All for an alien he’s known for an earth year or so tops, which is so much less for him than for us. Watching 22 of his crewmates die slow painful deaths without even knowing what was happening obviously did a NUMBER on him but god i see no one talking about it

[duskroads]

@raccoonmilf and @xiranjayzhao with the guillotine

[xiranjayzhao]

Slay (literal)

[glowstickblood]

Long live the Queen!!

[xiranjayzhao]

@raccoonmilf you look way too happy about my demise

[deceive-remade-deactivated20171]

me not understanding a movie: wow… the cinnamon tography

[applejaymi]

touch starved

[applejaymi]

im sorry everyone i made them hug

[morrigan-reads]

if there was a muppet king arthur movie, you might be tempted to have arthur played by kermit, it seems obvious on the surface. but that would be a huge mistake. because then you can't have piggy be guinevere without the implication that kermit is being cuckolded by whichever muppet or human you get to play lancelot. the obvious best answer is to have kermit play lancelot, and have arthur be the one human actor. because then you get the joke of lancelot being french (viz. a frog), guinevere being miss piggy (iconic), and the much funnier joke of kermit cuckolding an oblivious nikolaj coster-waldau (or insert your own arthur casting here.)

[theartofmadeline]

pitched the concept of "fireman pinup calendar but make it knights" to my straight friend. she called it "very niche" and I just have to disagree

(ps im literally 10 seconds away from making a 2025 pinup knights calendar I guess??)

edit: I MADE THE CALENDAR

[byjove]

at least now we know why he has yet to return when Britain is in peril

[kitkatmoose]

We need a flick where King Arthur wakes in modern Jamaica and is very confused.

[byjove]

I think that would be so much funny. He wakes up on a remote beach in Jamaica and he only speaks/understands Brythonic and Medieval Latin. Locals assume he was a tourist who fell from a cruise ship or received a head injury and floated away from a resort. The authorities cannot match his description to any missing persons reports and his fingerprints and DNA produce no hits on INTERPOL. They suspect he may be Welsh or French because the language he speaks resembles Welsh or Breton but France and the UK both state he is not a citizen of their country. Stateless and deeply confused, he is taken in by the community near the beach where he was found, being cared for by a number of local families and doing odd jobs. He slowly learns English and adjusts to the contemporary world, uncertain if his belief that he is the legendary King Arthur was formed by whatever traumatic event caused him to end up Jamaica or if he is actually King Arthur and Prydain is in eminent peril. Mysterious letters from Morgan begin to reaffirm his belief he is King Arthur. He must choose between staying in Jamaica and continuing the happy life he has made for himself or finding a way to get back to Britain without any documentation.

[a-daks]

ancient king white boy stuns locals by ordering in perfect Jamaican Patois

[byjove]

He gets to Britain and everyone expects him to sound like a posh noble Englishman because that is the picture Malory painted but he prefers to speak Welsh and when he has to speak English, he speaks with a thick Jamaican accent.

[autisticexpression2]

@gailyinthedark

[sillysiluriforme]

I cloud sell out and draw the best lovesquare slop you’ve ever seen but I think some of my friends would start hitting me