The One and Only Crazy DM

im just a silly guy don’t be weird cause minor also i do shitty pixel art

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[shirecorn]

Fascinating categorization is happening here

[cosmichorrorbarbie]

everyone be niceys to him or she’ll blow this whole antarctica up

[thecraftyninjacat]

just spent twenty minutes scrolling the tag and giggling

@justcakethanks

[oodlyenough]

a thing about me is i basically never notice a wig or other kind of hairpiece in tv/movies. it has to be party city territory for me to even twig it. people will complain about characters' wigs looking bad and i will nod along but there is like a 90% chance i did not notice for a second while watching. i consider this mostly a blessing.

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[not-your-average-url]

I miss when ads were a single click and then they’re gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesn’t even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.

I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.

[kakyoinryoko]

i think if you showed minecraft or fortnite to a little medieval peasant boy he would probably start writing parodies of church hymns. it’s human nature

[kakyoinryoko]

this has rendered me speechless

[the-verification]

Verified ✔️

[b-sowards]

The tags are everything I know. I am sharing this with every single one to try and spread the word.

[bill-cipher-offical]

NOT MY USUAL JAM, BUT THERE’S AN AWFUL LOT OF YOU CRITTERS FOLLOWING ME THAT SHOULD KNOW THIS

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Stay safe out there guys

[cryptim]

[thecrazydm]

teehee wanna be fwends UwU

who is this?

[thecrazydm]

still don't see any shitty pixel art.

you have 3 days.

tommorow

[thecrazydm]

where's my shitty pixel art

i have one more day

[drax-the-vampire-king]

Every year Tumblr holds its sexy people contests. And as a result controversial figures around the world seem to die. I purpose we sacrifice Donald Trump for this years contests.

[drax-the-vampire-king]

My hope is tomorrow I wake to the notification of this post rebloged with Apollos dodge ball.

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Same

[almondarcade]

when people use “you messed with the wrong fandom” as a threat

[twin-gemiinii]

It’s funnier because we all know there’s only one fandom that does that but if we mention it specifically, they’ll do just that.

[unorthodoxchronicles]

we better keep this like SUPER LOCKED down we don’t know WHO could react to this one, EH? EH?

[neclipsis]

If you’re aiming at SuperWhoLocks, ITS NOT FUNNY.

They’ve arrived

[ackleholics-anonymoose-blog]

Originally posted by dean-winchester-crush

[ruined-by-destiel]

Originally posted by stuffyase

Originally posted by myownobessionthatcannotstop

[almondarcade]

are you people trying to threaten me with gifs of Bendytoots Lizardman and friends

[sweet-hedonist]

Pffff we’re so scared

[high-functioning-fallen-angel]

You should be.

Originally posted by findreactions

[almondarcade]

I Am Unironically Being Threatened With Gif Of Generic White Man With Gun™

[mccoys-killer-queen-deactivated]

You better be thankful that it was just a “Generic White Man With Gun™”

it could’ve been Sam Fucking Winchester

[almondarcade]

Generic White Man 2™: This Time Nakey

[thecrazyalaskan]

[senchromelove]

oh my god it’s 2016 i thought this nightmare was over

[patienc]

This is the worst post on this website

[mentally-unstable-bagel]

This is the best post on this website

[autumngracy]

Saw this twitter post and instantly started looking for pictures of Stratt to use it with

[1300marshall]

so hiccups are a human thing right?

[betsyschuylers]

SORRY BUT YOUR PASSWORD MUST CONTAIN ONE NUMBER, ONE CAPITAL LETTER, THE COW AS WHITE AS MILK, THE CAPE AS RED AS BLOOD, THE HAIR AS YELLOW AS CORN, AND THE SLIPPER AS PURE AS GOLD