[chalkandwater]

Sir David Attenborough demonstrates the accuracy of the Mozambique Spitting Cobra’s venom streams by wearing a chemically treated visor that makes the venom turn purple on contact.

From Life in Cold Blood

[frosidon]

DAVID ATTENBOROUGH IS MORE HARDCORE THAN ANY DOCUMENTARIAN CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE. 

DID CARL SAGAN DO ANYTHING LIKE THIS SHIT? I THOUGHT NOT. BILL NYE? FUCK NO.

BEAR GRILLES IS A PIECE OF SHIT COMPARED TO THIS CARAMEL-VOICED ENGLISH BASTARD. 

SIR ATTENBOROUGH IS A BILLION YEARS OLD AND HE WILL NOT STOP. HE IS THE TERMINATOR OF NATURE DOCUMENTARIES. HE’S CLIMBED TO THE TOP OF THE HIGHEST JUNGLE TREE TO LOOK AT LILIES. HE’S SOARED IN THE SKY IN A GLIDER WITH VULTURES. HE CROSSED THE PACIFIC TO SEE WHALES. HE’S EVEN BEEN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE GODDAMN OCEAN TO TALK ABOUT THE SPOOKY-ASS SHIT THAT LIVES DOWN THERE.  KILIMANJARO?  BEEN THERE. NORTH POLE? BEEN THERE. SAHARA DESERT? BEEN THERE MULTIPLE TIMES. FUCKING VOLCANOES?  BEEN AND DONE.  FUCKING AUSTRALIA? ENTIRE SHOWS THERE. HE WILL NOT STOP. HE WILL NEVER STOP.  NOT UNTIL HIS SMOOTH-ASS FATHERLY VOICE AS TAUGHT US ALL ABOUT ALL THE NATURE FOREVER.

[frivolouscake]

reblogging today as appropriate

[as-warm-as-choco]

[weloveshortvideos]

Didn’t expect that.

[prince-snoozy]

No you don’t understand okay my husband is in the Navy and he told me stories about doing shit like this. They would just make up their own shit, as long as they were yelling SOMETHING then they didn’t get in trouble, and even the drill instructors would make shit up like this. And they got WEIRD.

[missingmindsart]

I want to hug this video

[parlor-trick-pariah-deactivated]

this may be a strong contender for best porn intro.

[avant-bard-deactivated20190304]

“erm…okay”

[tovakiin]

“IMMMMMNOT ATTABEACH, S'A BATHTUB”

[morebarkthanbite]

ARE WE POSITIVE THIS ISN’T FROM AN EPISODE OF ALL THAT OR SOMETHING

[roachpatrol]

i don’t think they told that man what kind of movie he was going to be in

[acutelesbian]

A lot of people ask me what my biggest fear is, or what scares me most. And I know they expect an answer like heights, or closed spaces, or people dressed like animals, but how do I tell them that when I was 17 I took a class called Relationships For Life and I learned that most people fall out of love for the same reasons they fell in it. That their lover’s once endearing stubbornness has now become refusal to compromise and their one track mind is now immaturity and their bad habits that you once adored is now money down the drain. Their spontaneity becomes reckless and irresponsible and their feet up on your dash is no longer sexy, just another distraction in your busy life. Nothing saddens and scares me like the thought that I can become ugly to someone who once thought all the stars were in my eyes.

[fat-thin-skinny]

this fucks me up every single time

[acutelesbian]

I never expected this to be my most popular poem out of the hundreds I’ve written. I was extremely bitter and sad when I wrote this and I left out the most beautiful part of that class.

After my teacher introduced us to this theory, she asked us, “is love a feeling? Or is it a choice?” We were all a bunch of teenagers. Naturally we said it was a feeling. She said that if we clung to that belief, we’d never have a lasting relationship of any sort.

She made us interview a dozen adults who were or had been married and we asked them about their marriages and why it lasted or why it failed. At the end, I asked every single person if love was an emotion or a choice.

Everybody said that it was a choice. It was a conscious commitment. It was something you choose to make work every day with a person who has chosen the same thing. They all said that at one point in their marriage, the “feeling of love” had vanished or faded and they weren’t happy. They said feelings are always changing and you cannot build something that will last on such a shaky foundation.

The married ones said that when things were bad, they chose to open the communication, chose to identify what broke and how to fix it, and chose to recreate something worth falling in love with.

The divorced ones said they chose to walk away.

Ever since that class, since that project, I never looked at relationships the same way. I understood why arranged marriages were successful. I discovered the difference in feelings and commitments. I’ve never gone for the person who makes my heart flutter or my head spin. I’ve chosen the people who were committed to choosing me, dedicated to finding something to adore even on the ugliest days.

I no longer fear the day someone who swore I was their universe can no longer see the stars in my eyes as long as they still choose to look until they find them again.

[conceitedtrash]

This is so fucking important and I think it’s something I needed right now

[sincerely-steeny]

Hello everyone plz reblog this to save a life. And STOP CUTTING AVOCADOS INCORRECTLY. I work at a sushi restaurant and this is one of the safest and easiest ways to cut avocados. Love you all

[butchish]

This was so cute and informational thank u op

[dominickwhelton-deactivated2024]

IM LITERALLY SCREAMING I JUST SPIT OUT MY DRINK ALL OVER MY BED

[matcha-tylenol]

I need my eyes cleansed…

[oleathe]

There’s an alternate universe out there where you didn’t post this and we were living a much happier time

[aesthetictrek]

Trigger warning: sin

[dingus-the-hedgehog]

My favorite haiku that doesn’t really qualify as a haiku but I still like to call it a haiku

[the-blackjay]

It’s totally a haiku 

[cryingsweatybaby]

[dutchstore]

Big shout out to Ireland for this one by Arthur

[blackwolfartz]

Unmute this. You won’t be disappointed.

[knit-witch03-deactivated2016092]

OH MY GOD THERES AN IRISH ONE

[using-sideblogs-deactivated2020]

#ImAGiraffe

[8bitmickey]

I SPENT LIKE 40 MIN TRYING TO CAPTURE THIS GODDAMN IMAGE BY PAUSING IT AT THE RIGHT TIME IN THIS 2 SECOND GODDAMN VIDEO!!!!

[faeriegrotto]

[degasdad]

i’ve pretty much never been less surprised by anything

[gloomydude-deactivated20150419]

[fionnas-fat-ass]

It doesn’t end there:

[funimationentertainment]

another addition

[cs-inactive1-deactivated2020060]

do you ever just like. feel unbelievably proud of someone you’d never even heard of previously

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]

LMFAOOOOOOOO 😭😭😭

[herdreadsrock-deactivated202401]

Who is in here

[vibraants0ul]

I lost it at the first hashtag 😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂 I’m CRYINNN 😂

[shmemson]

Joe Biden bravely risks life and limb to make an actual, real-life “Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer” joke. Not all heroes wear capes. #tedcruzisthezodiackiller

[chaneladdict]

Imma miss you Joe

[acoolsuggestion]

boy: *is literally 1 year younger than me* boy: *hits on me* me: thanks…… but…. no thanks…. i’m old enough to be your mother……..