77th Director of the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor

Ask Blog For Hu Tao From Genshin Impact

[just-hutao]

Welcome at the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor!

Ah! Welcome adventurer! I’m Hu Tao, 77th Director of the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor! I opened an ask blog to expand our business! 👻 👻 👻

The funeral parlor seems to be running out of mora for some strange reason. That’s why I’m taking matters into my own hands! Lucky for you, now is a great time to plan your future! Consults are sharply priced this week! And bring your friends so you can both have a discount!  

Rules at the Funeral Parlor:

Be patient, we have a lot of paperwork at the parlor.

No NSFW asks, but spicy asks never killed anyone!

Racist and homophobic comments are not tolerated. Or consider your funeral directed.

[just-hutao]

Mingyu is the real genshin husband

"Why do I suddenly feel like you're trying to expose me?" She chuckles as she puts her pencil away. She had just finished writing the letter ‘M’ on the name tag of a small box of chocolates.

"Maybe I was trying to write 'Morax', 'Master Zhang', 'Manager Xiao', 'Ms. Yu', 'Mountain Shaper', 'Moon Carver', 'Moli', or 'Ms. Bu'? I guess we will never know..."

[just-hutao]

❤️❤️❤️

To all the travelers out there, with or without a lover:

I think you are drop dead gorgeous!!

Let’s spend this day together! 

Happy Valentine! 

[just-hutao]

https://youtu.be/ik3UZB0bGKw

"AYIA! That gave me a bit of a fright!." Chuckles "You speak my language, traveler!" Does a little zombie walk for you "Just the right amount of cute and creepy, I like it!"

[just-hutao]

“Hu Tao, it’s been so long since I’ve seen you, where have you been?“ Mingyu is stunned and happy to see you, he smiles his toothy little smile as he picks a spider lily and hands it to you.

Hu Tao's head tilts slightly as she accepts the spider lily. She stands on her tipytoos and takes a closer look at Mingyu's face. "What's that? I thought you and your sister would like some rest?" she teases giggling and standing way too close. You see she's still wearing the hairpin you once gave her.

"I've been looking for something. But I haven't found it." she replies as she scratches her chin.

@snezhnayadoesnotbelieveintears

[snezhnayadoesnotbelieveintears]

Mingyu’s face flushes bright red at the proximity.

“What is it? Perhaps I can help you find it?” He offers, it seems innocent enough.

[just-hutao]

She chuckled at the sight of Mingyu's red cheeks. "Maybe there wasn't a need for my quest in the first place." The director said crypticly.

"I was looking for this mineral with pyro properties!" She explained with excitement. Hu Tao grabbed the zombie's hand. "Your fingers are always so cold. I figured that with a stone like that in your pocket, you wouldn't be freezing as much anymore!" She lowered her shoulders while holding his hand. "But in the end I couldn't find it. I even fought a primovishap over it." She added cheeky while making a fist, punching the air recrenacting the fight. "I'm sorry I didn't find you this gift." She said slightly tilting her head.

[just-hutao]

“Hu Tao, it’s been so long since I’ve seen you, where have you been?“ Mingyu is stunned and happy to see you, he smiles his toothy little smile as he picks a spider lily and hands it to you.

Hu Tao's head tilts slightly as she accepts the spider lily. She stands on her tipytoos and takes a closer look at Mingyu's face. "What's that? I thought you and your sister would like some rest?" she teases giggling and standing way too close. You see she's still wearing the hairpin you once gave her.

"I've been looking for something. But I haven't found it." she replies as she scratches her chin.

@snezhnayadoesnotbelieveintears

[just-hutao]

does hutao like bisexuals

"Love is like death!" Giggles. "Both make no exception for their victims. Whether it's male or female, or whether it is associating with something completely different." Opens her arms to embrace you. "Let us celebrate all forms of love, so that death can always be bittersweet and without regret."

[just-hutao]

"Hu Taoooo!!!" Xiangling dramatically flings herself into the room with a fake sense of urgency. "HuTaoHuTaoHuTao!!!"

She rocks on her heels for a few seconds, pausing for dramatic effect. "Hi!" Despite the enthusiasm, dark circles are present under her eyes, but she pretends they're not there anyways.

-@just-xiangling

"Xiang-boo, you are just the distraction I need!" She chirps while balancing a pen on the bridge of her nose. She noticed the circles under the eyes of the girl. "Did you stay up cooking all night again? Or did I scare you to much with my last ghost story?" she chuckled.

[just-hutao]

🎄

Chongyun: What are you doing? You've been lying in the snow for hours...?

Hu Tao: Barbara told me that the Christmas SPIRIT fills the heart of a resident of Mondstadt with happiness when it gets cold and the days get shorter. I am trying to recreate this possession of which she speaks.

[just-hutao]

Boo Tao, will you give Hu Tao this flower for me?

"Woooooo! Boo, bo ba, wuuu. Bahhoo, wo wo wu. Booo!" Makes a quick loop through the air

You're not sure what he answered, but the little ghost seemed excited. You see the leaves of some flowers behind you magically open. You are certain that Boo Tao wants to help you on your quest!

[just-qiqi]

Holidays with Qiqi

(event details under the cut)

“It's snowing again...” Qiqi murmured to herself, catching a snowflake in her cupped hands.

The little zombie blinks, watching the snowflake melt on her palms and lets out a quiet sigh. She takes out her signature notebook and a pen and starts to scribble down some reminders. “Snow... I'll need to make sure the finches stay well-fed...” she mused, “And the herbs need to be collected, and...”

A particularly strong gust of wind blows through the streets of Liyue and she drops her pencil to hold her talisman to her hat. She crouches down to pick it up. And I'll need to buy something for that person... For the holidays... was it?

[Hellooo! Fab ✨✨✨ Mun here to bring you a totally-not-a-random-whim holiday event where you get to participate in a gift exchange with Qiqi !!!

Now, you gift will be determined by a short description of your hobbies and interests! Qiqi will do her best to get you the best gift she can get for you. Alternatively, you could also get some gifts to give to her! Now, for you anons, please make sure to leave a sign that will indicate who you are if you're interested in sending more than one gift ask. It would be very much appreciated if you could! But if you can't, that's fine too.

The event will last until December 31, 23:59 (UTC+8), so make sure to send in your asks before then!

I'll also be doing this event on the other rp blogs I run, so don't miss out on getting gifts from Sucrose, Beidou or Eula! (the urls are @/just-sucrose, @/just-beidou, and @/just-eula) At the moment of this post going up (2am where I'm at; I'll work on them when I wake up later), the event notices for those blogs are still in the works, but I'll still be accepting early asks for anyone interested!

Now as always, stay safe and have fun besties!]

[just-qiqi]

[I forgot to mention that other rp blogs are free to join in too! hsjsjdjsbdh]

[just-hutao]

Is this your marketing plan ?

"Genius! These people are ahead of their time!" She jumps from one foot to the other.

Wipes out her ruler and pretends to knight you. "Dear Mutsu, I, Hu Tao, hire you as our new strategist," she says as she takes your measurements.

[just-hutao]

👱‍♂️👱‍♂️

Hu Tao: Okay, this time I'll make you an offer you can't resist! I offer you a deal of two for the price of one!

Albedo:...Thanks..., I guess.

[just-hutao]

Open for asks!

Dear Adventurer! After a long vacation, Wangsheng Funeral Parlor will reopen its doors to customers! Thank you for your patience!

Ayia!!! Make sure to leave me some notes! Sunday I will go through the old and newly arrived paperwork! 

[just-hutao]

🍳 

 Hu Tao: "We are gathered here today in memory of Amelia Eggheart."

Zhongli: "Just eat your damn chicken sandwich, boss." 

[just-hutao]

A hastily made birthday card was slid through the crack under the door of the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor.

“Happy birthday.” It read. “I don't like you because you keep burying me, but I heard that it's your birthday today, so I made this for you.”

Tucked in between the folds of the birthday card was a beaded bracelet with a mismatched variety of colors.

It would seem that the sender had forgotten to sign their name.

Hu Tao's otherwise cheeky expression turned into a gentle smile. "Oh dear Qiqi..." she murmured as she put on the bracelet and admired the many different colors. The director walked over to the table and picked out a cupcake with bright red frosting. "Can you take this to Bubu Pharmacy?" she asked with a wink to one of her staff members. "A dear friend didn't make it to the party, so please bring the piece of the party to her."

@just-qiqi

[just-hutao]

“Happy Birthday Hu Tao, I hope your day is filled with immeasurable happiness and countless blessings.” Mingyu says as he sets a plate of sugar dusted lotus crisps on the counter in front of you.

Hu Tao spins in her favorite dress in front of you. You see she is wearing the hairpin you gave her. "Mingyu! You shouldn't have done that!" she says. But her face turns into a grin. "That's a lie. Actually, I'm really glad you did... Thank you for coming!" the birthday girl inmeadiatly tries one of the crisps. "Mmm! Wohj Minhjuuu, thhjse tastee incrahjledible! Whelklre did gou get thejdkm?" Hu Tao asks while chewing and visibly enjoying the sweets you brought. She waves to you to come sit with her.