Cosmic Funnies
trying on a metaphor
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Xuebing Du
tannertan36
styofa doing anything
Cosimo Galluzzi
we're not kids anymore.
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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Misplaced Lens Cap
@theartofmadeline
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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NASA
Jules of Nature
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
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Stranger Things
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@bifrosted-flakes
*asks a question* *gets an answer* “im not reading that”
i love that it’s a carefully worded, well-written, non-inflammatory answer too. which asker wouldn’t know because they won’t read it. i love website
you are not going to believe what they did with Books
sex position: you, sitting on your throne. me, standing behind you, resting my arm on the back of your throne and sniling so sneetly at your ministers like i have any right to be there
has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?
Tumblr is I think literally the only place I've ever seen pandemic era attempts at mass virtual/distance learning for schoolchildren being talked about as a good thing and lost opportunity instead of 'comprehensive disaster on every front hated by everybody'. which is the usual vibe.
It is funny how French is one of the most commonly spoken languages in the world yet both the French and Quebecois language wonks have the paranoia of speaking a dying regional dialect deep in the hinterlands.
like the betrayal’s always going to be worse if they cared about you and it didn’t matter. someone discards you because they didn’t give a shit, then you can be angry about that, you can feel vindicated in that, you can get over it. but if they can look you in the eyes and say “I love you. I would make the same choice again.” You will never sleep peacefully again, is all.
“I thought they cared about me, but they were lying this whole time.” <- tired. boring. removes all the nuance of this relationship to make it easier to move on from.
“I thought they cared about me, and I was right, and every minute they were there for me, every time they said they were proud, every laugh we shared leaning against each other bruised and breathless, all of it was real. and they still left me behind. They could put their love aside. I couldn’t.” <- insane. will never leave you alone. reminds you that even the worst people are still people and can still care about even the ones they hurt the most and that undoes neither the harm nor the love.
okay. something about the way i worded this is making people think this is a vent thing about real relationships. and it’s fine if that’s where it took you. but i feel like i need to be transparent here: this be blorboposting. karlach cliffgate and her terrible awful no good very bad betrayal.
they are seasoning my fucking post with unknown herbs. beefleaf. the fuck’s a beefleaf. why are you putting that in the stew.
stupid but giggled
we’ll see who’s laughing about outdated tumblr prose in 2029 when the average micro-influencer genre novel opens with like “first of;all i am not doing well And i might go away soon”
fem!bingyuan for a carmilla!au fic i never finished writing. maybe ill pick it up again
u think octavian was the only gayboy roman emperor without mommy issues. however when ur as enlightened as i u realize he did in fact have major mommy issues, since caesar was, in a way, his mother
They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard
when people use their laptops on the train i'm like is anything really THAT serious
i have a false tooth filled with a placebo in case i'm ever captured and need to be a control subject
its kind of sad that bugs are so weak. it dishonors their noble biology. i guess this is is why crustaceans are so admirable. imagine for a moment, an unsquishable bug. such is the way of the crab
Affirmations:
- I do not feel well and I am probably going to die
- I am sick and dying
- Girl it is Thursday
“Subverting” Catholic art? Oh, okay. I see, you think this has nothing to do with you. You log onto the internet and you post about how “Wound of Christ” from Psalter and Prayer Book of Bonne de Luxembourg, attributed to Jean le Noir, c.1349, for instance, looks like a vulva because you're trying to tell the world that you enjoy Catholic art and imagery in an alternative, queer, risqué way that challenges Christian beliefs. But what you don't know is that that stigma isn’t just a vulva. It's not just a mandorla. It's not just yonic. It's actually intentionally erotic. And you're also blithely unaware of the fact that around 1297, Saint Angela of Foligno experienced a vision of Christ himself, who called her to put her mouth to the wound in his side and lick the freshly flowing blood. And then I think it was Saint Catherine of Siena who drank blood and a clear liquid from the wound before receiving a ring made from Christ’s foreskin? And then graphically erotic encounters with the side wound of Christ quickly showed up in the writings of eight different mystics. And then the yonic interpretation of the stigmata filtered down through the illuminated manuscripts and then trickled on down into some pseudo-intellectual corner of the internet…where you, no doubt, fished it out of some Pinterest board. However, that interpretation represents hundreds of years and countless visions of religious ecstasy. And it's sort of comical how you think that you've come up with an idea that exempts you from Christian theology when, in fact…you're posting an image that was sexualized for you by the very Medieval saints you think you’re so different than…from “subverted” Catholic art.
what level of skin care do you perform regularly*?
none
just sunscreen
just lotion/chapstick
sunscreen + lotion/chapstick
sunscreen + lotion + exfolliant
sunscreen + lotion + exfoliant + serum/toner/primer
several different kinds of the above/more than the option above
*by this I mean genuinely a part of your routine, not just once in a blue moon -- things you're doing at least half the time.
