A Shower Thoughts Response Blog

I would rather die, the smell of it makes me nauseous

Children are extreme pets.

Hi! If you think like this, don’t fucking have children <3

Contrary to popular belief children are human beings and not pets and if you even jokingly would call your kids pets, maybe you shouldn’t have them

Eating shredded cheese is seen as strange, yet cheese sticks are a normal snack

Yes. They’re different forms of cheese. Therefore they have different connotations with how you eat them.

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They shouldn’t though. Eat whatever cheese you desire. Go forth and devour.

Gonna melt myself into a vat of cheese

Okay I have seen, /

multiple people eat it, /

grated cheese that is. /

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I eat grated cheese regularly

I wonder if it’s, /

just a British thing to do. /

we have both done it. /

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All I know is cheese is my favourite food ever, and I will eat it in any form. Though only some cheese. Stinky ones and most goopy ones I dislike. Big up hard cheeses tho, and some softer ones

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Yeah you like cheese way, /

way more than I like the cheese, /

excessively so. /

I think it might be a British thing? Bc I’m with Petty, greated cheese is the fucking best, cheese I’m general is the best and improves pretty much all foods

Well it does seem like, /

at least one person here does, /

agree with my thought. /

Fuck cheese. All my homies hate cheese.

The only good cheese is baked onto things and even then, only in small reasonable quantities

Farming is rarely talked about as a career path in schools yet the entirety of humanity depends on the agricultural system to survive.

I could be wrong but in larger agricultural areas it probably does, now it should also be talked about in urban schools, but it is talked about.

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Very important! Also we have to keep in mind that farming in the United States is slowly becoming monopolized by big farms while smaller farmers are squeezed out and forced to sell acres.

Agriculture is definitely a pillar of humanity!

Yup! The college I’m at is an agricultural college so a lot of kids here grew up on farms (played a game at orientation to see who had the most pets, winner was in the triple digits because their family raised turkeys). If it weren’t for talking to some of them I wouldn’t realize that schools do teach about agricultural, just only schools in agricultural areas. I do wonder how many kids are stuck in a job they dont like simply by some jobs never being presented as an option because they grew up in the city

#shut the fuck up jst #shower remodel #I will admit im from a richer area so the school has more funding to have an Ag department #so it’s obviously not going to be available everywhere but the club aspect is definitely more accessible

I live in a suburban area that’s not far from a rural area, and we have an FFA (future farmers of America) club/electives department

There’s a couple different classes within it, I took floral Design and while I hated the FFA aspect because there’s a term long project that really is made a for people who actually want to be in FFA, it’s definitely an option in some areas and I think I that’s great

Sometimes big boobs are great, sometimes small boobs are great. Boobs in general are great.

For once, you’re right

Boobs are great, I have boobs, I love boobs

Boobs

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Mayhaps u r gae?

No way

Me?

A raging lesbian?

Gay???

Insanity

Sometimes big boobs are great, sometimes small boobs are great. Boobs in general are great.

#shut the fuck up jst #shower remodel #I’m sorry jst you don’t have to shut up this time this one’s good

For once, you’re right

Boobs are great, I have boobs, I love boobs

Boobs

black-and-white-showdown

Shadow the Hedgehog and Rouge the Bat(Sonic) vs Lenore and Anabel lee(Nevermore)

Shadow and Rogue

Lenore and Anabel lee

Voting ended onMar 25, 2023

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okay i know its against sonic who is so much more well known but consider:

sapphics in a school of the dead fighting to stay alive and trusting only each other… each becoming the leader of their respective sides and faking animosity… VOTE THE GIRLS FROM NEVERMORE!!!

Disney should have a Finding Nemo attraction which would be a huge aquarium filled with all kinds of fish but only one clown fish

#shut the fuck up jst #shower remodel #oh my fucking god seeing this made my blood boil #don't fuck with me and theme parks i will start ranting #i'm a disney adult and i will admit it #blame my mom if you want but i'll straight up embrace it

Hahaha you woke me up with this one bitch.

Guess what one of the things I'm obsessed with is? Take a fucking guess.

Theme Parks.

Specifically Disney Theme Parks since I grew up going to the CA parks

Anyways there's already two Finding Nemo Attractions. Finding Nemo Submarine Voyage at Disneyland CA and The Seas with Nemo & Friends in the Seas Pavilion at EPCOT in Florida. I've been to fucking both of them. Neither of them are that great , they're a submarine ride and a flat omnimover, and replaced far greater things, but that's not the point here.

You wanna take a fucking guess as to what you see when you walk out into the Seas Pavilion at EPCOT???? Wanna take a fucking guess????? Its a goddamn fucking aquarium. There's already a fucking Aquarium for Finding Nemo, so you're a goddamn fool jot that down.

Wanna know something else? How its completely fucking stupid to have One Singular Clownfish in a massive aquarium???? I swear to fucking god the people writing this shit are the dumbest people on earth.

Anyways there's a whole rant I could go on about how pissed I am about the focus on IP based attractions when it would be so cool if we could have original attractions A La original EPCOT which The EPCOT Nemo ride played a part in fucking up but that's not the point here. Also we could have had Atlantis Submarine Voyage, I'm never going to be over that.

But yeah. Don't fucking do that that's stupid as shit and we don't need more Nemo at the parks. Fuck Off.

black-and-white-showdown

Shadow the Hedgehog and Rouge the Bat(Sonic) vs Lenore and Anabel lee(Nevermore)

Shadow and Rogue

Lenore and Anabel lee

Voting ended onMar 25, 2023

#VOTE LENNABEL #THE LESBIANS OF ALL TIME

There are two types of people in the world, civilized folks who hold the vacuum in one hand and the cord in the other, and people who let the cord flop around all willy nilly, like a belgian.

Very specific rivalry going on here

I really wanna know why it’s Belgians specifically

Also excuse my dumb ass who thought it said fork instead of cord. That confused me SO FUCKING MUCH

Anyways, I hold the cord sometimes, but only if there’s a lot of furniture to manoeuvre

As you watch the microwave count down, those same seconds are ticking off of your lifespan.

Same for the time you wasted writing this our just to waste everyone’s time with your bullshit

Whatever doesn’t kill you,… You begin to like it..

Wasabi doesn’t kill me, I still don’t like it

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For a second I thought this was a fetish thing but then I read the reblog

You wouldn’t be the first

thats kinda just how shower thoughts be

Seven is the only number under 10 that’s more than one syllable

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Zero.

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Sixteen.

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Since when has 16 < 10 been true? Did I miss a math lesson?

Well if 16 =7, then yeah 16 < 10

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#shut the fuck up jst #shower remodel #i hate math y’all #I hate it so much

Math is not great

I think we should boycott all math shower thoughts because y’all can’t handle them, and I’m including myself in that because holy fuck numbers make no sense

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#shut the fuck up jst - 29 posts

#death tw - 2 posts

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#school shooting tw - 2 posts

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Longest Tag: 138 characters

#being honest will save you a hassle if you checked the birthdate on your tumblr account when community labels were rolled out and went wtf

My Top Posts in 2022:

i may be a fucking dumbass for asking this but, why do you answer so aggressively to jst? have you answered nicely before? is jst bad in general?

i think jst is

A) really fucking dumb, makes incorrect statements, half the time makes no sense, and doesn't have anything to even remotely back up the sentence

B) they're a bot that steals posts from reddit, so there's no one being directly attacked

C) I like being an agressive bitch

Hope this helps 🤗

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Tradition is peer-pressure from dead people

You’re making it so fucking hard to do my job, because your stupid moderators on the subreddit aren’t able to actually enforce the unique rule so I have to put up with seeing this fucking stupid thought over and over again with maybe a period, maybe a comma, some small fucking change that does nothing, because you just care about getting the karma, fuck coming up with originality when you can rehash the same fucking post 10 times and live off the fucking spoils

Anyways not all traditions are started by dead people fuck you

The shower thoughts Reddit has to be some sort of bros club, because the one time I tried to post there they wouldn’t let the post through (it was pretty funny but I don’t remember what it was)

I just want them to stop their bullshit and give us something new