sasuke uchiha.

made this because according to my therapist i "need an outlet" ....

[medievaljournalist]

i need to train in a temple for 50 years bye

[medievaljournalist]

nvm they wanted to teach me discipline & patience instead of Hundred-Man Slaying Fist Technique so i dont care anymore

[just-sasuke-things]

sakura, texting sasuke: hey do u think im hot.

sasuke: ....sakura im gay. do u have a concussion

sakura: omfg shut up i mean if u werent. like if u HAD to be attracted to a woman itd be me right. be honest

sasuke: ..ok sure

sakura: ok sure what.

sasuke: jesus christ ok sure if i had to be attracted to a woman itd be u. happy

sakura: yep <3

sasuke: ok

sasuke: lol if u were straight youd be attracted to me too right

sasuke: sakura

sasuke: ???

sasuke: hey

sakura: (read 3:45pm)

[just-sasuke-things]

ah yes the uchiha brothers......itchy and scratchy

[just-sasuke-things]

who tops and who bottoms? tch. who has the sun tattoo and who has the moon tattoo? idiot. start asking some real questions

[just-sasuke-things]

sometimes i get discouraged and i start thinking wow maybe i am overreacting. maybe mass murder isnt the answer...but then i look at funny pictures online of a cat hanging from a tree branch with text that says "hang in there" and i think i believe in myself and i am a god.

[just-sasuke-things]

itachi: i want the best for my brother

tiny rat that controls itachis brain: give him Traumas

[just-sasuke-things]

calling my wife a milf but ironically bc i'm a gay man....cool dad alert haha am i right sarada.

[just-sasuke-things]

today i accidentally amaterasu'd a vase and i thought sakura was gonna yell at me but instead she turned to look at me very slowly and then speaking quietly in a calm even tone she asked me "do you know why i tolerate being married to you." she didn't even let me answer. she just walked toward me and leaned forward to whisper in my ear: "because your hips are situated unusually high on your torso for a man. high enough that when i close my eye i can almost convince myself i'm married to a woman." and then she smiled but it did not reach her eyes

[just-sasuke-things]

everyone hates me because i have the fattest ass in the PTA but i never fucking go to the meetings

[just-sasuke-things]

not now sarada i’m busy trashtalking* 12-year-olds on xbox live by telling them they come from a broken home

*projecting onto

[suihasu-deactivated20200731]

drawing him

[suihasu-deactivated20200731]

drawing them

[just-sasuke-things]

caught my boyfriend cheating on me with his wife today :/

[just-sasuke-things]

i'm telling sakura i experienced attraction to a women at the supermarket for april fools today. just to feel something

[just-sasuke-things]

literally "sasuke...." is an emotion that no combination of words in the english language could ever properly capture

[sasukeheart]

loophole

[zxxalta]

Naruto: I’m not gay he’s just my dream

[bipeds]

gaara, typing out his twenty-third tumblr vent post of the night: im ugly and and my parents are dead which is probably the reason i was mildly unhinged in my youth

sasuke, reblogging it: me except i’m not ugly