#naruto shitposting

[coconutsasuke]

couple therapist, to shikamaru: do you feel dominated in your relationship? temari: no he doesn't therapist:...

[coconutsasuke]

naruto: sometimes you just gotta say 'your mom' and move on man

[coconutsasuke]

if naruto was my lawyer:

naruto, using talk no jutsu: in my client's defence, your honour, she simply does not vibe with the law, dattebayo the judge: yes correct,i 100% agree. such a spectacular argument. opposition: ??? what even- me, arrested for cold-blooded murder: look at my lawyer dawg i might not go to jail after all

[coconutsasuke]

sasuke: you're pretty annoying naruto: you think im pretty??? >///< sasuke: ...

[coconutsasuke]

has anyone noticed the rise of top naruto and bottom sasuke fics?? like almost every new sns fic i come across on ao3 is top naru x bottom sas. like dont get me wrong, im not hating on this, but like, its kind of giving me whiplash yk, bc as someone who's been in this community for almost 5 years im just to seeing top sas x bottom naru fics. it was very rare to come across top naru and bottom sas, like once in a blue moon. im not saying its wrong or anything (tbh i dont really care who's top or who's bottom, im just here for the feels), im just pointing out something ive noticed. i feel like almost every fic written after 2024 leans towards this and i dont use any other websites to read so idk about those.

ig times are changing and ppl are evolving (?). idk man this just feels weird to me (in a good way).

also the number of fics with sakura bashing has reduced as well imo. like either shes not there in the fic or she's not an annoying bitch. that counts for something right?

anyways lmk what yall think and have a nice day <3

[howdoistormspirit]

Someone has done this before right

[sherrysia]

Karaoke night with Naruto characters! Which group are you in?

[sherrysia]

Naruto x Ratatouille crossover