#naruto shitpost

[lislemons]

naruto characters as posts that remind me of them part 12

[overhumanityslut]

trying sasuke, an attempt at a sasuke drabble nsfw

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fucking against a tree, slight needy sasuke? mdni

Sasuke who loved to just pound into you without stopping, Hands gripping at your hips as he pushed you into the tree, the bark rough against your skin.

Sasuke who hated being away from you- The way you felt, the way you mewed under him, You had been with him for years, had watched him grow and fuck you didn’t expect it when he had you pinned against the tree, hips pistoning like he couldn’t get enough.

Your walls would just squeeze “hahh- stop doing that.” He would breath out, struggling with how you felt. Sasuke just gripped onto you and fucked into your harder, wetness dripping down your legs- “fuck~ sasss~” He knew you were cumming and just let it happen, let it run through your veins in hot pleasure.

Sasuke who just stopped to let himself feel you squeeze around him when you came, breathing heavy, catching his breath before just fucking harder into you- cumming seconds later. The way he came was just angelic, head leaned against yours like he wanted you to know he was staking his claim

[itachis-eyes]

Sasuke Every Day Until He's Freed From Tree Prison: @hellbubu strikes again

July 15th, 2024

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this is not crazy to say

[oxydiane]

we talk a lot about how sasuke and naruto are so crazy about each other but there’s never enough attention on how the rest of the naruto cast Also thinks they are two fucking lunatics. like we are not alone on this. you have jiraiya telling naruto he needs to not go and chase a mf who tried to snatch his heart out his ribcage and naruto is like no i’d rather be a fucking moron for the rest of my life honestly. you have naruto leaving a mission and saying sory i cannot stay i need to go home and wait for sasuke and the fucking platypus looks at him ???? like he even had me confused where are you goin g to wait? ? why are you saying that like sasuke is coming back the fuck did i miss??? you have the kage summit arc which is just a whole bucket of ice being dropped onto you because you come in and immediately get slapped in the face by naruto letting himself be beat up because he won’t tell them where sasuke is??? like he has any fucking idea where sasuke is. and sai tries to make him come to his senses like naruto??? naruto WHAT ARE U DOING. it’s so bad they need an intervention. right after that naruto faces the raikage and gets on his knees saying i know my almost boyfriend almost killed your brother but i promise it wasn’t on purpose he was just being silly please don’t put a bounty on his head a war will literally ensue. and like. there’s LAYERS to this. 1. even RAIKAGE is like BOY what are you doing. STAND UP. 2. at this point you can count the people who like sasuke on the fingers of one hand like WHO is gonna start a war over him… naruto out there moving a war against a whole country by himself over his bf ok you go girl i guess. after this it gets even worse like gaara has to go up to him and be like SASUKE DOWSNT CARE ABOUT YOU. HE DOES NOT WANT YOU. and naruto just slaps his hand away in front of his family like rude?????? ignoring anything it is hilariouuusssss and then sai is like sorry. sakura lied to you they are actually off to kill sasuke and naruto gets a panic attack so severe he passes out. like i am not joking it was so bad his friends tried to kill sasuke behind his back. and then naruto escapes bedriddenment (is that a word?) after passing out from his panic attack to run and make sure NOBODY kills sasuke. like he’s on a RUSH leaping those trees he’s a boy on a mission. then after he gets there he’s like kakashi DO NOT TOUCH HIM. they launch themselves at each other bla bla gay monologues did you see what was in my heart and then. and then naruto is like. wait sasuke. and sasuke waits like sorry that’s such a little thing but it’s so funny to me like sasuke was just acting a lil murderous crazy manic wtv but naruto told him to wait and he waits. ok good boyfriend. anyways moving on naruto is like do you get it sasuke. if we fight again we will BOTH DIE! (everybody gets a ?????? bubble) i am the only one who can shoulder all that hatred. i will CARRY THE BURDEN OF YOUR HATRED AND WE WILL DIE TOGETHER! and . absolutely Everybody in that room just goes ???????????? what the FUCK is he TALKING ABKHT. everybody except sasuke. sasuke smirks and he’s like sure. they just talked about dying together and meeting each other in a different life where they’ll be free of their burdens and they’re just Fine and all ok smiling at each other and everyone is so fucking confused. like the entire supporting cast is with us side eyeing sasuke and naruto and thinking what in the everloving FUCK is WRONG WITH YOU????????

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mfw a stalker in an orange mask gives you the finger every time you get hospitalized from chakra exhaustion

[big-lotus-energy]

he needs his snacks.

[neemons]

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