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I do want Shane to interact with his fellow queers who know fuck all about hockey, if only so he can experience the supreme satisfaction of having SOMEONE react appropriately to the reveal that he's dating Ilya - which is to say, they take one look at Ilya before whipping back around to Shane, jaws dropped, and go "Holy SHIT!!" and Shane can FINALLY smugly proclaim "I KNOW right??" Let him have this, at least

lavenderprose

Shane also needs to interact with other gay men just to understand how truly lucky he is. He needs to hear someone go off about going on Grindr to find a top for the night and then finding out that all of the guys who have the 'Hung' tag on their profile are packing like five and a half inches at MOST and then Shane has to be like "Oh that. Yeah that sounds rough." Meanwhile he lost his anal virginity to a knockout with model looks who works out for a living and started their relationship by jerking his enormous hog at him in a communal shower which has always been one of Shane's top five fantasies. And he's literally never had to be on The Apps because he's the bottom of all time actually and the DomTop with the enormous dick imprinted on him like a fucking duckling the first time Shane came untouched under him which was, I cannot stress this enough, when he LOST HIS VIRGINITY.

Like shut the fuck up Shane Hollander how does it feel to be the chosen one. He has to confront all of this because he needs to know that he has, once again, won at life in every meaningful way. And then he can sit there like :] while that sad bottom over there bemoans the Grindr biome.

gaynehollander

My Svetlana and Ilya fight like siblings (Sveta's the big sister, obviously). Like, there is only one cookie left? They are throwing hands over that bitch. (they both want the cookie).

grabmyboner

ilya be the type of boyfriend to be like “you are wearing that?” when shane walks out of their room in full athletic attire to a lunch with the girls (rose and sveta) meanwhile ilya is wearing a silk black shirt unbuttoned down to his navel and tight black jeans that have like this glittery leather look to them and black leather boots to match and he looks like sex on legs. ilya helps pick something more appropriate out while shane stands there checking out ilya’s ass the entire time and happily being dressed by his boyfriend 🙂

alienatedartt

atlas

vesnuszki

ilyas #hislingerie are the three inch inseam shorts commando because his dick is so large it peeks out through the bottom. hard times for shane hollander

perlukafarinn

Shane and Ilya putting a helmet on their toddler and placing them on one of those round little sleds and then gently putting them around the ice with their sticks like a giggling hockey puck.

Then Ilya gets an intrusive thought about what if muscle memory kicks in and he forgets he's pushing around their child and not an actual puck and he accidentally nails them into the net???

rolameny

it must be so hard to be an eridian parent. imagine dealing with a kid who has perfect memory. "oh yes you can definitely have a rock chocolate treat if you behave at the rock spider school play." beautiful bouncing baby A♯mM7 Will Remember This. every instance of "i'll tell you when you're older." beautiful bouncing baby A♯mM7 Will Remember This. have a crying breakdown because you're a new parent and don't know how to cope with your kid's needs? beautiful bouncing baby A♯mM7 Will Use This In Family Therapy Against You In A Hundred Years. i would not babysit for any money. no thank you.

xxthedeadgodxx

rocky finds out human definitions for sexuality/gender on grace’s computer and ends up finding out what pronouns are and stuff. somehow the topic comes up and grace is like oh wait rocky have i been misgendering you :(

rocky just shrugs his carapace and says that he uses any pronouns, but he likes being called he/him by grace because it’s what grace called him and he loves that.

cue grace sobbing like a leaky space blob and hugging rocky’s carapace.

renrook

jaz-stories

Another Project Hail Mary post? You bet. This time is me rambling about the stuff i've seen people say about Eridians

"Aw but eridians would be so horrified at how violent and evil humans are"

Eridian history is as complex and varied as human's (canon), there's kind eridians and violent ones, greedy ones, selfless ones, monstruous ones you can't even mention their names in polite company and heroes that have carried their people foward.

For every human killing their own kin for resources, there's an eridian who has torn their own kin apart for fun

For every human who dedicates their life to helping people, there's an eridian who did the same.

Be creative, folks! Make your rocks evil!!

"Eridians don't feel any sexual drive because they just lay eggs next to each other. They must find humanity so disgusting."

That is also mating, folks!! Frogs, fish, etc, also literally just lay their genetic material next to each other, and a few will fight to the death in order to do it. Basically all species have an instinct to reproduce; its a very risky and energy consuming task, there's gotta be a strong drive urging them to do it otherwise they just. Won't. And then go extinct.

Humans aren't gross for being intimate, that's just the catholicism speaking.

"Eridians must get so annoyed at the sheer amount of specific requirements Grace needs to survive"

Their eating habits include:

- finding the specific prey animal with the nutrients you are specifically needing rn

- hunting it down, then tearing it apart with your hands piece by piece

- cracking your carapace in half (exposing you to Every Pathogen), shove said food into your stomach, hurry to seal the wound before you die

- passing out for several hours, completely helpless.

Grace just bites anything edible and swallows, body does the rest.

For every gram of B12 and Vitamin C Grace needs, theres an eridian sick because they couldn't get enough mercury.

Also the life of their planet is so sensitive to enviroment changes, a couple degrees temp drop was devastating (also canon). For an animal that has no carapace and takes damage from EVERYTHING, humans are pretty resilient.

"Eridians scientists would experiment on Grace unethically/Erid would kick Grace out"

My fella. My sibling in everything but blood. Listen to me.

If an intelligent alien came to earth after saving us from certain doom, the scientific community would host a fight pit in order to select the team who will care for/interact with this alien.

Does the alien need more food? Cool the temperature down? Does it need me to sacrifice my kidney to it? Hell, have BOTH my kidneys, have my WHOLE ARM, so long as I get to write about its phisiology.

AND its a scientist alien and wants to study me back???? It'd be the peak of my whole career, id die happy.

If anyone even thinks of sending this thing back to space before it wants to, i'd start biting people.

damage-ko

A treat for myself for finishing work early, statement.

actual-changeling

probably a very unserious idea but it would be so fucking funny if eva had a service dog that is also called grace.

it's trained to alert for and help with her migraines and make sure she takes care of herself (alerting to low blood sugar or symptoms of exhaustion, interrupting her when she gets sucked into something for too long, etc.).

and since the dog was there first it's "grace" and "human grace", or grace one and grace two. sometimes it's obvious which one you're referring to, other times you have to specify which grace you saw sleeping on her office floor.

eva's two saving graces.