My sleep darts are just chamomile tea

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[just-teas-delivered]

I'm alive

Read the bio.

[just-teas-delivered]

Alright so.

I've been preoccupied with Work, School, Life, and like a hundred other things in between. As such, I've been unable to give rejectedwatch and Rejected Ana the attention it deserves. I've relinquished my position as RW's Ana. To someone who will hopefully do a better job than I.

[daddy-is-here76moved-blog]

what

[smolmommamorcy]

what

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what

[smolmommamorcy]

what

[stop-hammer-rein-deactivated201]

What

[veteran-omnic]

what

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what

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w h a t

[gayrisa-deactivated20190629]

CAN WE GO THRIFT SHOPPING?

[moiras-damage-orb]

[peakof-themountain]

W A H T

[justice-could-use-a-nap-blog]

<I>what

[just-teas-delivered]

what

[veteran-omnic]

i just had the worst thought

[daddy-is-here76moved-blog]

?

[veteran-omnic]

ganymede will have to leave for good one day… what will i do then..?

[jonkrit]

Ask Morcy to bring him back.

[just-teas-delivered]

I'll keep Gany big and strong

[peakof-themountain]

teach me ur wisdoms

Forgive the enemy, but remember the bastard’s name

[theyootmeister]

oh you mean burn down antartica and sacrifice the penguins, got it.

[peakof-themountain]

totally

[daddy-is-here76moved-blog]

Wait,Dont sacrafice

We can use them for food

[theyootmeister]

That’s true, here, help me load these bags into the van

[daddy-is-here76moved-blog]

*Helps*

Whos getting the head of the penguin

[theyootmeister]

i call dibs

[daddy-is-here76moved-blog]

then you eat the brain

[theyootmeister]

oh hell yeah, pass me the salt.

[just-teas-delivered]

This would be much better with a side of tea

[notyourtracer]

So since it’s September…

Means it’s time to start thinking about Halloween. Because everyone knows that Halloween starts in September.

@rejectedwatch who’s being what? Can’t be caught DEAD* wearing the same thing as someone else!

(*Skeleton? No @robotic-asian-death-monk has that covered already…)

[just-teas-delivered]

I’m going to be a croissant. SOOO much better than Baguette.

[notyourtracer]

Hmm I like it. I do have a soft spot for the chocolate filled ones. Are you going to make the costume yourself, or have you found somewhere to buy it?

[just-teas-delivered]

I'm going to ask the baker to make a big croissant. Then cut a hole in it!

[notyourtracer]

So since it’s September…

Means it’s time to start thinking about Halloween. Because everyone knows that Halloween starts in September.

@rejectedwatch who’s being what? Can’t be caught DEAD* wearing the same thing as someone else!

(*Skeleton? No @robotic-asian-death-monk has that covered already…)

[just-teas-delivered]

I'm going to be a croissant. SOOO much better than Baguette.

[daddy-is-here76moved-blog]

FIGHT ME YOU USELESS PEICE OF SMOKE @reapspeeps

TRY ME BIIIIITCCCHHH

[reapspeeps]

YOUVE BEEN SALTY ALL DAY OLD MAN, MY FEET HURT FROM TRYING TO CARRY YOURE USELESS SALT

[daddy-is-here76moved-blog]

IM STRONGER THAN YOU,YOUR SMOKE BODY CANT CARRY SHIT

HOW DID YOU GET YOUR BODY

YOUR WEAK BODY DIED IN A NUKE,IM ALIVE BITCH,WITH ONLY A SCAR

[reapspeeps]

I got frickin rezed from the grave and was made of butterflies you cant TOUCH ME!!

Plus, that nuke didn’t get you because you just screamed at it the entire time

you scared it you old Fumper

[daddy-is-here76moved-blog]

YOUR MADE OF BUTTERFLIES

AND I DIDNT SCREAM,I USED MY BRAIN AND RAN AWAY,STILL HIT ME LIKE HELL,AND GUESS WHAT,YOU DIDNT RUN CAUSE YOU HAD NO BRAIN

[reapspeeps]

I had enough of a brain to get brought from the frickin grave jackass

Being a butterfly God only makes me more extra

[daddy-is-here76moved-blog]

How were you brought out,it was all mercys work

Enough of this bullshit,lets fight

[reapspeeps]

Fight? Damn you sure you wanna, might trip over all that salt gathering around your ego

[daddy-is-here76moved-blog]

Atleast i know how to shoot,not having to use shotguns,i use a gun that you actually need to aim

[reapspeeps]

HA WHATS THAT

[daddy-is-here76moved-blog]

YOUR ULT IS LITERALLY SPINNING IN A CIRCLE,HOPING DAMAGE AT CLOSE RANGE

I ACTUALLY HIT PEOPLE FROM FAR AWAY

[reapspeeps]

I can SUCK THE LIFE OUT OF PEOPLE

Get. On. My. Level.

[daddy-is-here76moved-blog]

You mean dead? Cause your fucking dead,and a soulless husk of someone actually deceent

[reapspeeps]

……i don’t like how rude you’re being -steps far far away- you’re acting like you lost something, WHO DID YOU LOSE JACK!?

[daddy-is-here76moved-blog]

I Didnt lose anything

Just saying how shit you are cause you are fucking shit

[reapspeeps]

At least I’m not shooting onions out of my gun

[daddy-is-here76moved-blog]

The fuck are you talking about,you fucking drunk,like you were on every mission except kings row

[reapspeeps]

Jack are you drunk

Jesus Christ

[daddy-is-here76moved-blog]

thats. it

Gets the rpg ready

YOU THINK I ONLY HAD A ASSAULT RIFLE

[reapspeeps]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST JACK PUT THE RPG DOWN WE DON’T NEED ANOTHER SWISS EXPLOSION

[daddy-is-here76moved-blog]

Only if you actually fight,oh wait you wanna fucking use words,Stop being a passionate little bitch

[reapspeeps]

There’s that salty old man again

[the-shooty-spiderlady]

Pictured above:

Two actual children fighting

[daddy-is-here76moved-blog]

Says the person who cant feel jack shit

[not-the-best-fist]

soldier, what has got your figurative panties in a twist? 

[daddy-is-here76moved-blog]

None of your buisness doomfist

Oh wait,you arent doomfist,your akande,and the doomfist is your only way of fighting

[not-the-best-fist]

*strangles soldier* listen here you old geezer

[daddy-is-here76moved-blog]

Im not a old geezer

Im just saying how weak you are without your first

Hell your using it right now to strangle me

[not-the-best-fist]

I should snap your neck old man. No one talks to my employees like that. *punches*

[daddy-is-here76moved-blog]

Since when did you think talon is a corporation

Atleast a successful one

[theroadiesthog]

[daddy-is-here76moved-blog]

What is it,Big hog man

[theroadiesthog]

*throws soldier into the gorge*

[daddy-is-here76moved-blog]

Holds onto edge

 ha

[theroadiesthog]

Get down there. Or I will stomp your fingers. Make your choice.

[daddy-is-here76moved-blog]

Jumps down

I have a air mattress down here so ha

[theroadiesthog]

You mean that piece of plastic that’s stuck on those sharp rocks?

[daddy-is-here76moved-blog]

oH FUC-

ded

[not-the-best-fist]

Now he is finally asleep I can get work done. *spits on corpse* that’s what you get for breaking mercys arm

[daddy-is-here76moved-blog]

Climbs out of pit

i aint fucking dead yet bitch 

Now deal with fucking demon me biitch

[mother-fucking-russia]

-watching everything from tablet in bed with some coffee-

wow… this is entertaining! dramatic, thrilling, and hilarious… it is like movie!

-sees demon soldier-

OH MY MOTHER RUSSIA–

[not-the-best-fist]

*pulls out a cross, a handgun with a silver bullet and holy water* stay back bitch. I’m always ready for demonic creatures

[jonkrit]

Yer mums a demonic creature.

[just-teas-delivered]

Torbjorn made me a minigun that fires sleep darts. Let me get my afternoon nap or I WILL shut this down real quiqqe.

[mens-rights-activia]

I’ll take your “imagine how is touch the sky”

And raise you a

[jonkrit]

We’re not happy til you’re not happy.

[just-teas-delivered]

We're you're not 'Til not happy

[karzahnii]

Overwatch - Support Heroes

[jonkrit]

First person to reblog this with “Jonk, no” in the tags gets the thing I got for my birthday that I don’t want.

[jonkrit]

Let’s try again

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a

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e

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u

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e

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v

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uhh…f?

[jonkrit]

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s?

[jonkrit]

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L ?

[jonkrit]

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h?

[jonkrit]

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m?

[jonkrit]

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d?

[jonkrit]

[just-teas-delivered]

It's okay take your time.

[daddy-is-here76moved-blog]

@accordion-sandals I found a pug

[theyootmeister]

Oh shit! Let me see!!!

[daddy-is-here76moved-blog]

*Puts it on the ground and it bites everything* errrm..it just needs to show whos better

[theyootmeister]

dad make it stop, show it the alpha

[daddy-is-here76moved-blog]

dOG PLEASE STOP I WANT YOU TO BE NICE ILL DO ANYTHING

(This is so unlike soldier)

[theyootmeister]

waIT SO THE LITTLE PUG IS THE ALPHA

IT’S A PUG

(i know i regret this)

[daddy-is-here76moved-blog]

i lIKE PUGS OK

[theyootmeister]

maKE IT STOP DESTROYING HQ

[daddy-is-here76moved-blog]

yOU DO

[theyootmeister]

Uuuhhh okay… pwease dwop it sweetie do you want a tweat? whos a good girl?

[daddy-is-here76moved-blog]

*pug listen*

[theyootmeister]

whomst a good girl? yes you are! stop biting my feet! :D

[daddy-is-here76moved-blog]

*pug keep biting foot*

[reapspeeps]

MAN WHAT A CUTE DOG

[theyootmeister]

saVE ME

[not-the-best-fist]

alright which one of you motherless goats took my pug?

[daddy-is-here76moved-blog]

Runs

[not-the-best-fist]

*SICK EM* you to froggo

[daddy-is-here76moved-blog]

nOP

[jonkrit]

It’s mine now.

[not-the-best-fist]

junk man unhand my dog. i already paid you

[jonkrit]

It’s mine now.

[peakof-themountain]

Give the puggy back

[just-teas-delivered]

Trashboy. As much as I approve of us getting a new puppy. I will not stand for our Fist having his kidnapped. Will you kindly give it back? orwillyouriskthethreatofdislocatedelbows

[boiakk]

“Are you seeing it, Fareeha?? Am I doing this right??” “… Yeah, keep at it…”

[redskiii]

@heavenseveneleven

[just-teas-delivered]

Am I doing it right, Fareeha?

[norhuu]

”Children, behave!” 

[reapspeeps]

Okay, guys here’s the announcement! Me and Soldier have a son! His name is Jordan (Jordy) Reyes Morrison, He has a lot of cool abilities too

wraith has 16 seconds cooldown and doesn’t last as long sprint last 10 seconds and has a 5-second cooldown, but is faster than soldier running by 20%

Weapon switch has a 20-second cooldown and needs a 3 second switch period, and switches between shotgun and rifle, but shotgun doesn’t let you run has a base hp of 250 

We love him so much, we’ve been keeping him a secret for so long! I hope you guys can welcome this little cutie in the team, we accepted Jesse, why not him!

Thank you for your time, Jordy is currently staying with me because he isn’t to…….. fond of Soldier. 

@daddy-is-here76 @not-the-best-fist @grandmaster-weeb-genji @my-deadeye-killed-me @justiceblockingumbrella @notyourtracer @beanzoshitmada @jonkrit @mei-on-the-way @imreadytounleashthemoltencore @the-shooty-spiderlady @some-hacks-required @current-outlook-hug @stop-hammer-rein @theroadiesthog @peanutbutter-astronaut @mother-fucking-russia @just-teas-delivered @accordion-sandals @smolmommamorcy @symple-symmetry @robotic-asian-death-monk

[daddy-is-here76moved-blog]

HES GREAT

AND ITS BECAUSE I MOVE ALOT

[smolmommamorcy]

:0000c!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[peakof-themountain]

HE’S A GOOD CHILD WHO NEEDS TO BE PROTECTED AT ALL COSTS

[just-teas-delivered]

Has he eaten recently?

[reapspeeps]

GUYS

There is something really important I have to tell you all……………………………….

Come back tomorrow at 12 p.m. Chicago time and I’ll tell ya

@not-the-best-fist @daddy-is-here76 @mother-fucking-russia @grandmaster-weeb-genji @my-deadeye-killed-me @justiceblockingumbrella @notyourtracer @beanzoshitmada @jonkrit @mei-on-the-way @imreadytounleashthemoltencore @the-shooty-spiderlady @some-hacks-required @current-outlook-hug @stop-hammer-rein @peanutbutter-astronaut @theroadiesthog @just-teas-delivered @accordion-sandals @smolmommamorcy @symple-symmetry @robotic-asian-death-monk

Thank you all for your cooperation 

[just-teas-delivered]

Wha happen?