I’m Literally Just A Baby :3

AGERE ACCOUNT MINOR DNI; proshippers, NSFW, etc.

[justab4by]

˚˖𓍢ִ໋🦢˚𓅸𓅸𓅸ᯓᡣ𐭩

DNI: ADULT-THEMED BLOGS, BLOGS NOT SAFE FOR KIDS.

PLEASE DO NOT STEAL MY "____ protects this blog!" OR MY PFP!!!! I make them myself <3

~ BASIC INFORMATION ~ 🧸

Physically a minor. I don’t mind adults interacting, but don’t interact if you are a MDNI blog.

My pronouns are he/him or they/them interchangeably.

I (involuntarily) regress from the ages of around 3-4 years old.

I have 2 caregivers!!! Not looking for more.

This blog is completely SFW. I do NOT accept any blogs that are adult themed. You can reblog on AGERE side blogs but please do not like if your main blog is for adults or not child friendly.

This blog is a side blog! My main blog isn’t NSFW, but you won’t be getting any interactions from this blog in particular, just so you know.

This blog is mainly for fun! I post random things like advice for regressors or caregivers, just my experiences with age regression, etc. I want to get into writing fictional caregiver headcannons but I’m so unmotivated.

Feel free to send me asks! I may not respond to dms due to lack of motivation, but if you’d like to be mutuals or something then don’t be afraid to hmu!

~ BLOG TAGS!!! ~ 🍼

# 🧸 reblogs

Reblogged posts.

# 🍼 original posts

Posts that I have written myself.

# 🪀 fictional cg

Posts with my fictional cg’s or remind me of my online cg’s.

# 🙊 I talk!!!

Answered asks I get.

# 🎮 agere games!!!

Games for age regression you can play or watch.

# ⏲️ agere foods!!!

Snacks or recipes for age regression.

# 🔞 Big Talk

Posts that aren't friendly for kids who are regressed. Posts contain CW and TW, plus will be censored with a "Keep reading" line.

# 👾 Agere servers

Servers or communities for (sfw) age regression. 18+ servers will get their own tags, dm or send me an ask if one of the servers I reblog turn out to be NSFW or problematic.

# 🚂 paci edits

Self explanatory. (Usually) reblogs of edits of fandom characters with a pacifier or agere themed edit you can use as a pfp.

credits!!!

• Blue butterfly

• This user is a baby regressor

• This user involuntarily age regresses.

[tinyblanket]

Cg!Ekko Moodboard

Media: Arcane

Age Appropriate? Not really, Arcane is a tv series rated PG14 (I am aware the PEGI rating system is for video games but it's easier for me to use it for movies and series too) because it contains: violence, gore, heavy themes, profanities, sex, nudity and substance use. Make sure to be cautious when searching for content related to this show.

Requested? Yes, by Anon

Author's Note: Honestly I am so proud of how this moodboard came out! Might be one of my better ones.

[softpawpup]

⋱ ― ♱ . TIPS FOR REGRESSORS ON THEIR PERIOD ♱

fun shaped water heaters, heating pads, etc. you can get stuffies, or like little sleeves or whatever for stuff to heat you when you're cramping!!

if it feels more comfortable, you're more than welcome to be padded. and it might be something to consider if other period products are more uncomfortable

get your hands on some regression clothes specifically for when you're on your period. things you don't mind getting stained if you bleed heavily or free bleed. dark colored clothes, stuff with no waistbands, soft materials, baggy clothes, etc.

allow yourself to be fussy. being fussy doesn't make you a bad kiddo or critter. being emotional or upset or overstimulated is really hard and it can be even harder when you're on your period. you are allowed to cry, you are allowed to get frustrated.

lean towards warmer food and drinks, those (at least for me) help a lot with cramps, bloating, discomfort, etc. they help relax the muscles. warm tea, warm milk, soup, hot noodles, etc. if you're a baby regressor this might be the perfect time to have a warm bottle

preparing before a period can also be useful. washing laundry, changing sheets, food-prepping, etc. this can be easier if you have a caregiver who can help, but you're still a valid regressor if you have to do it yourself. you can also pretend like your fcg is doing it all to help you!

[shhtickerbook]

A reminder that sadly age regression as a whole is and will likely always be see as a “weird taboo” thing to others.

So dunking on other regressors for using / needing padding to feel superior or “less cringe”isn’t cool at all. Many disabled regressors also use them medically and need them, excluding and shaming those within our community isn’t okay!

there’s a big difference between having your own valid preferences and boundaries, and behaving borderline ableist and cruel towards your fellow regressors.

[matchapaws]

🌙 depressed littles who... 🩵

- uses kids products to help motivate showers, brushing teeth and brushing hair

- cocoons themself in plushies and blankets, staying in bed all day and barely sleeping at night

- uses kids dishes and nastolgic meals when struggling with low appetite

- uses a sticker chart and reward system to try and feel excited and productive about chores

- cling to fictional cgs from comfort shows

- use diaps when they are too tired to get up to potty

- whine for a cg they don't have

- struggle to remember to eat, shower, change clothes, brush their hair or teeth or take medicine

- struggle to get excited about their interests

- lack the energy and/or time to regress

- struggle with nightmares and use their stuffies to comfort then

- only have the energy to be a completely dependent baby and nothing more

- who are both too scared to ask to be cared for, but also too uncomfortable to regress alone

- who feel a ton of shame, anxiety or guilt during and/or after regressing

- who can only age dream due to intrusive thoughts or anxiety

- who rely on regression completely for getting out of bed in the morning and falling asleep at night

been so depressed recently so I thought I'd share this. I truly could go on and on about how my regression is integral to my depression. I hope some of you can feel seen from this !

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[cryslittlelibrey]

🫧 Tips for low functioning littles and showering: ☁️

╔═ . ☾ . ══════════════════ Hey there little one! I think it might be bath time, don't you?

I know it's not always easy- sometimes the world feels too big and all you want to do is get back in bed, so i've set up a fun list of things that help me and maybe you too <33 ☁️﹒Lay your comfiest clothes out in advance! have your fuzzy socks, favorite shirt, cozy pajama pants and towel laid out outside the shower so when you get out you can slip right into them! 🫧﹒Bring along some music or a podcast! sometimes feeling like someone else is there with you can help keep you out of your own head! ☁️﹒Let a stuffie friend tag along! while they cant get in the shower with you, they can hang out by the sink if they'd like too. you can tell them all about your day and what fun things you have planned next! 🫧﹒Mix and match senses and smells, if you have a soap you really like the smell of, you're more likely to want to get cleaned up! ☁️﹒For sensory littles, focus on the sensations of the water, the sound of the pitter patters or the way the bathroom gets all steamy like clouds in the sky. 🫧﹒If you get bored in the shower, bring a bath toy with you! something small like a little rubber friend- they like to get clean too! ☁️﹒Try sitting in the shower over standing, it's more comfortable and can help give you that little feeling if it's easier for you to get cleaned up in headspace 🫧﹒Sometimes having a song to hum along too can really help, i like twinkle twinkle little star! ☁️﹒Get some bath time markers! doodle on the shower wall with water soluble pens, see how many stars or clouds you can get done by the time the shower is up! 🫧﹒If showers are too noisy for you, try a bath instead! use bubbles and sticky letters you can put on the wall! ☁️﹒And most of all, try to enjoy it, i know it's easier said than done, but imagine your washing all the sad away, putting the day behind you and getting ready for cozy time. You got this little star! and when you're all washed up, clean and dry, that's one more thing off your to do list. be kind to yourself, you deserve it <33 ╚═════════════ . ☁️ . ═════

[lulusbinky]

bedtime guide for middle regressors without a cg ˚. ☾ ˙

paw print: requested! 🐾

🐻tidy up

make sure you're rooms all nice so you don't have to deal with a mess tomorrow morning!!

toss out any wrappers, cans, gather any dishes or plates around

toys and/or video games too!

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💿 snack/dinner!

if you haven't had dinner, make sure you do

some small snack ideas can be a yogurt, some gold fish, a granola bar, nuts, crackers, etc!

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🐻self care!

this includes showering/bathing, brushing your teeth, hair, doing skincare if you do that, nd etc!

if you don't do skincare, try least washing your face, its good for you!

struggle brushing your teeth? its okay! me too! you can try lil tricks like listening to a song, watching a video, or fidgeting with something in your free hand!

don't forget to floss! nd if you struggle with that too, you can buy floss picks nd just do it in bed

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💿 cozy up!

after you wash up, getting into your favorite cozy pajamas is also nice, so lets do that!

all cozy n comfy? grab a stuffed animal too! you're never to old for them!

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🐻wind down!

fairy lights, tv show to calm you down, whatever works best for you!

if you're still not tired or just have a bit of energy left, lets try doing an off screen activity!! for example reading, coloring, building legos, or try making some origami! thats something i did a lot!

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💿 bedtime!!

into bed, we cant stay up to late!! you need your sleep!

if you're struggling, try counting sheep but replacing sheep with your favorite animal! or falling asleep to a tv show as background noise!

goodnight!! sleep tight!!

[babyboyplaytime]

i hate talking about my vision issues because it literally upsets me most hours of everyday but...

if you have a DNI / interaction / whatever banner on your posts or whatever?

USE A LEGIBLE FONT OR ADD ALT TEXT SO I CAN READ IT

you don't have to change how it looks but if you're that worried about certain people interacting then people need to be able to read it

if you're using a complex font, hard-to-look-at colours, colours that blend too much together, etc? USE ALT TEXT SO I CAN READ IT.

[foxxypaws]

Kaeya as your caregiver! ❄️

⚠️ / notes ; neu reader, alcohol mention, fights and swords, kinda angtsy sometimes if you squint but its not big, not really proofread

✦ Kaeya is a big brother to all - soft and well-spoken, charming with his words, good with all types of kids!

✦ Didn't know much about age regression until he met you - He heard about it in passing but never paid much attention to the topic, and is kind of shocked when pretty much everybody around him knows more about it then him

✦ He has a soft spot for pretend play, he takes any role given to him and makes sure he gives the best performance of his life - but when hes busy with work, a simple card game will do just perfectly - there quick (usually) and dont take up much room!

✦ Reads you better than anybody, knows what you need and when.

✦ Tells lots of stories about his "past private duties", Hes very proud of his stories and even has started writing them down in a little notebook for you to read when hes not around

✦ Sadly Kaeya cant be with you every hour, a knight with such importance as him, hes always got something comming up, He only lets you tag alone if its safe - like some paper work! but never with dangerous tasks like fighting

✦ Doesn't go to Angels Share when your with him - its full of so many lazy drunks and loud noise! and when hes with you he'd rather stay home and drink some juice as well (and maybe just a sneaky wine…)

✦ Feels like hes healing a bit of his inner child when hes around you - You remind him so much of what it feels like to have childish-like fun!.

✦ Will spend quite a lot of money on you and your gear - he has kept lots of his childhood toys and will offer you them but they are quite old and even broken - he is very willing to

✦ Is a bit shocked by tantrums when they first happen - its not that he'd assume you wouldn't have them, he just panics and doesn't know how to manage them very well at first. He gets better as time goes on!

✦ Likes being called big brother and any really cute petname! he doesnt mind if it makes you happy!

[jolitl]

Permaregression Caregiver

Caregiver who keeps you fully away from the scary adult world.

Caregiver who helps you every step of your day. From getting up, to brushing your teeth, to getting bottles, to dressing up and everything else.

Caregiver who gently rubs your back when you're starting to feel too big feelings. Hugging and bouncing you like a baby back into the warm safety of being small.

Caregiver who never asks anything from you but that you keep being your adorable little self for as long as you want.

Caregiver who proudly shows off your drawings and colorings to their friends, ever proud of their baby.

Caregiver who feels blessed to have you in their life, and can't even believe how lucky they are to have you.

Caregiver who gets so much happier every day you struggle less with big worries, the more you settle into being your true tiny self.

Caregiver who helps you feel less scared of being little in public, making little games like staying inside the squares in the pavement and holding your hand in a grounding way to distract and calm your worried little heart.

Caregiver who hugs and calms you through trauma flashbacks, being a safe and comfortable presence, reminding you that it's just a bad memory.

Caregiver who understands you're forever small, and wouldn't have you any other way.

[cg-sunnyd]

hi!! :D it looks like your requests are open, could i please request a story about a caregiver helping a regressor get ready for bed and tucking them in/reading bedtime stories together? of course no pressure if not, and thank you so much!! <3

-🌻

of course! i hope you like this 😊.

🛌time for bed.💤

you yawn as the cartoon finishes, the bright colors dimming as the end of episode credits plays. your caregiver glances down at you with a soft smile on their face as they ruffle your hair.

"looks like someone's ready for bed. let's go brush your teeth and get some jam-jams on," they murmur, standing up and ushering you off the couch. they laugh at your sleepy grumbles and guide you into the bathroom.

"what toothpaste would you like tonight?" they ask as they reach for your toothbrush and toothpaste, squeezing the chosen tube onto the brush and passing it over to you while they start a musical timer. "all done? here you go, go ahead and rinse." they reach for a hand towel and wipe your face once you're done, shaking their head in amusement as you scrunch your face up.

"bedtime! we'll pick a book in a moment," they add, pausing to let you get your plush buddy from the couch. once in the bedroom, they help you pick out a few options to change into and set your chosen one on the bed. "arms up!" they say, helping tug your shirt up and off before tossing it into the laundry. the same is repeated with your pants before helping you get into your pajamas.

"are we comfortable? want to pick something else?" your caregiver checks, smiling when you give a thumbs up in response.

"so just bedtime now, right? there's nothing else to do except go to bed," they say, pretending to forget about a very crucial part of bedtime. they gasp dramatically when you shake your head. "there's something else? what could i have forgotten?"

you take their hand and lead them over to the small bookshelf of books specifically for when you're small. "oh, of course! how could i forget?" they sit and help you pick out a few books, eventually deciding on a frog and toad book.

"up we go! let's get you and your buddy tucked in." after making sure you have your pillow and blanket just the way you like it, they tuck you in and sit on the edge of the bed. they turn to where you'd left off the night before, about to start the garden story.

"frog was in his garden," your caregiver starts to read, their voice softening and growing quiet, "toad came walking by..." they continued reading about frog giving toad seeds to plant and all the things toad tried to do to get the seeds to sprout.

by the end of the story, your eyes are almost closed. they quietly put the book away and lean down to press a kiss to your forehead. "goodnight, little one. i'll see you in the morning." with that they stand and quietly move over to the door, flicking the lights off. a nightlight in the corner kept the room from being too dark, and they left the door ajar just in case. one last glance back to see you already fast asleep, your caregiver smiles and steps away.

[sharkycare]

🌊🐠 tips for littles who have their period🐠🐳

sometimes littles who menstruate have a monthly tide that comes in, and that’s okay! your body keeping you regulated :)

🐢 go slow your body might need extra rest. move slow, take naps, and curl up in a cozy blanket nest

🫧 warm ocean currents a heating pad or warm blanket can feel like a soft current around your tummy and help with cramps

🐠 hydration like a merperson drink water, tea, or juice in your favorite cup. staying hydrated helps your body ride the tide!

🐚 your tide kit keep a little pouch or box with things you might need: pads/tampons/period underwear, wipes, cozy socks, snacks, and maybe a tiny stuffie

🐬 gentle activities coloring, cartoons, soft music, or cuddling stuffies are perfect relaxing activities

🦀 yummy snacks your body is working hard! extra snacks can help tremendously, even if it's more than what you normally eat

🌊 little reminder: your body growing and changing is natural, even though it can feel icky. take care of yourself and make sure to stay hydrated!!💙

[foxxypaws]

Wriothesley as your caregiver! 🪦

⚠️ / notes ; neu reader, is this request a month overdue? yes... whoopsies...

✦ Wriothesley doesn't seem like the type of guy to know much about age regression, but you would be surprised to find out he actually is very informed about it! and he is very happy to he a caregiver for you!

✦ Despite the fact he has little to no experience as a dad, it almost feels like he's been a dad for his entire life at how good he is with caregiving. He is the perfect balance of strength and playful, hes perfect for tantrums and meltdowns, makes sure your eating plenty. Loves you to death

✦ Is always making sure your feeling safe and comfortable. He knows how important it is to feel safe.

✦ Lets you put stickers on his gauntlet, he'd deffiently perfer you put it on anything else but deep down he finds it very cute

✦ Doesn't mind any type of play you want, you want to play board games? He'll find some - oh, changed your mind? want to play hide and seek? Of course! Just remember where out of bounds is!

✦ Likes any names for himself, but he can't deny that "dad" often has his heart going fast whenever you call him, it's so heart-warming!

✦ Calls you anything you want but his go to is "kiddo"

✦ praises you often, even for the smallest things like finishing a full meal or colouring within the lines

✦ Has matching bracelets and necklaces with you

✦ Doesn't like taking you to the prison, but sadly… it is where he is most days, whenever you come there with him, he'll make sure the guards are on high alert, and he makes sure you two are mostly in his office.

✦ If he has to leave you alone, he'll arrange Neuvilette or Sigewinne to look after you until he comes back

✦ Is willing to do the most embarrasing things possible if its something you want to do, like doing his makeup!

[cubdreaming]

big brother cg who plays minecraft with his little sibling... 💭

⚔️ “okay kid — now!”

big brother who gets a mob down to their last bit of health, but lets his little sib get the final hit so they can be super proud of themself.

🌸 “what colors do you want bubba?”

little sibling who spends the day searching for flowers for their big brother to make into dye.

⛏️ “you can come down now sweetheart, it's safe.”

big brother who clears out all of the mobs from a cave so that his little sib can mine safely.

🐷 “don't go too far, ‘kay baby?” x “i know bubba, i won't.”

little sib who goes on adventures to find animals to bring back for the farm their big bro is building.

💥 “aw man... can you come get what's left of my stuff little one?”

big bro who gets ambushed by a creeper and guides his little sib to his death location to retrieve his inventory. [-_-]

🏩 “bubbbbaaaa can i have this one please? and this one and this one and-”

little sib who finds pretty mod packs online and begs their big brother to add them.

[juiceys-snacktable]

𓏵‧₊˚ ┊Big Brother, Little Sibling

✮⋆˙ Thinking of being a big brother to a little sibling. Making them some kraft and putting some nuggets in the oven for lunch, letting them help stir the cheese in if they're careful and high fiving them when they've finished helping making everything and serving the food.

✮⋆˙ Teasing them, and laughing when their cheeks puff, just to stop and let them finally have their way because how can I say no for too long? Giving them a disconnected controller before connecting it and helping them choose their character, or sliding my hand away right before they land the high five only to ruffle their hair right after. I'm big bro, it's my job to be a little bit teasing!

✮⋆˙ Pretending I don't wanna play with their toys, but still doing it anyways because I not-so-secretly love playing with them. Putting on my best "girl voice" for the drama with the dolls, or losing on purpose when play wrestling, or helping them build a block tower just to knock down.

✮⋆˙ Putting on a scary movie, and trying to get them to go to bed. 'This is for big kids, it's not for lil bugs like you.' If they insisted, I'd let them, putting on one less intense than I originally planned. If they get scared, I'll shut it off and shush them, gently telling them 'I told you, bubba's movies are too scary'. I'd let them sleep in my room for the night though, making a pallet on the floor or passing out in my gaming chair after a night of quietly gaming after they went to sleep.

[justab4by]

Player Bouchard as a caregiver…

Yes, I know he’s a teen himself. But imagine being his friend and having big brother Player playing with you online :3

Please… someone @ me in agere Carmen Sandiego. Especially if there’s anything to do with Player… He’s literally my favourite character ever…

[litlstarbug]

🏴‍☠️ Kaeya as your carer

❄️ likes to be called mama

❄️ takes you both swimming and ice-skating quite often ( don't laugh at how many times he falls on the rink ! )

❄️ loves to play pirates with you 🏴‍☠️ ( it's almost necessary because he has an eye patch ... obviously )

❄️ co-parents with Diluc ( pleasantly surprised by how well your little family works )

❄️ enjoys helping you practice using your element ( you can decide which one you are ! )

❄️ he or Diluc will always make sure you have nutritious meals to keep you strong and healthy ! ( strength means longer playtime !!! ... right ? )

❄️