Well butter my backside and call me a biscuit!

I'm a simple budding artist from Texas who loves anime, video games and lizards. also dragons and shit. (Art Tumblr is chris-kobold-arts)

[justahumbleartist]

Tumblrs going nuts im out

Heres my twitter to follow

Check out Chris Kobold (@KoboldArts): https://twitter.com/KoboldArts?s=09

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[klapollo]

iida hits someone in the face with his hand gestures and he insists on exchanging insurance information

[commanderfreddy]

he literally has engines in his legs i think legally he’s registered as a motor vehicle for insurance purposes 

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

if you’re american and coming to australia, I’m gonna go ahead and say that you should be 100 percent way more worried about being king hit by a dude named “dane” in a bintang singlet than any fucking spiders that exist here

[marimopet]

what does this say in english

[merinnan]

“Good sir, if you are a resident of the United States of America and coming to visit the sunny land of Australia, allow me to inform you that you should be rather more concerned about being sucker punched by a gentleman named ‘Dane’ who is likely to be seen wearing a wifebeater with a beer company logo on it than by any of the dangerous spiders that exist on this lovely continent”.

[myangelofthelord]

ok so what does it say in american

[merinnan]

“You’re more likely to get sucker punched/cold-cocked by an asshole than you are to be bitten by a spider”.

[star-spangled-jackass]

thank you

[you-or-your-memory]

Well rattle my spoons, that don’t make a lick of sense. Wot in tarnation does this hootenanny say?

[flubz]

“If ya mosey on by Australia, you best be fixin’ to get to some fisticuffs more'n checkin fer spiders.”

[operationsc]

This is a Rosetta Stone for a single language

[lavenderandpear]

i hate it

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

there is something oddly satisfying about pairing meat with alcohol

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

these were two totally different responses to my post and yet they are both equally valid 

[catchymemes]

[vizmediaofficial]

Andrew Hussie answers all the questions. All of them.

See inside Homestuck, Book 3: Act 4: https://buff.ly/2Tda6yq

[assignedfaggatbirth]

listened to Bohemian Rhapsody today… i’m so very sorry

[assignedfaggatbirth]

If this post gets 100 notes I’ll recreate the entire song through memes

[assignedfaggatbirth]

OK so I’ll do my best to get this done soonish–it may be a week or two, but I’m doing it

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[assignedfaggatbirth]

My masterpiece… is complete.

[chidi-anaqonye-deactivated20181]

op did not put in this much work for 160 notes

[advanced-procrastination]

Pretty sure this counts as having a stroke

[gemstuff]

Please unmute this

[karnalesbian]

1-800-ARE-YOU-SLAPPIN

[kobayashi-san]

the fuck yall expect jigglypuff to look like?

[kobayashi-san]

looks like a fuckin jigglypuff to me

[jathis]

Plus if Jigglypuff didn’t have fur it would be a round ball of SMOOTH FLESH which would be terrifying

[ask-white-fatalis]

Below is what a flesh ball jigglypuff would look like… Its horrifying.

Keep reading

[naruhinaluvrx]

My favorite part of the model sheets is when they draw a little Naruto head to show the height difference.

Cause when he’s taller,he’s all happy about it.

But when he’s shorter,he pouts about it.

Though my absolute favorite is his face with Deidara

[kacian12]

Had to add these

[supersoftly]

Naruto is a unit of measurement

[mettic]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[euthymiclurker]

Hades:

Zeus:

[steel-valiant]

“You are already drunk.”

[porterr-robinson]

[ceasarslegion]

Blaming Todd Howard for absolutely everything that goes wrong in Bethesda games has become such a habitual behaviour for me that I feel like it’s gonna bleed into my real life interactions. 

Watch me walk over to receive my degree, trip on the carpet, and just lay there in my graduation cap and gown saying “Why would you do this, Todd?”

[aw-dag]

Todd Howard is an alum from my college and he comes to give guest talks sometimes, neither of which I knew my freshman year when I dropped my bag on the way to class, joked “I see we left clipping on, Todd Howard” to my friends, and was met with a very exasperated sigh from behind me and Actual Todd Howard says “Is this what we’re doing now?”

[3koh]

Every. Single. Battle.