[fate]

[danger]

[coldstonedreamery-deactivated20]

What's wrong with you?

Depends on the day

[dzumii]

girls yearn for popular media with a butch as a main character

[unaliveish]

lena aires

[04k96]

[gabxarchival]

by Peter Schmid

[cosmicanger]

[sluggoonthestreet]

Ignatius has been entranced like this for twenty minutes. I don't have the heart to tell him that it's not real lava.

[ab-sences]

“She was extending a hand that I didn’t know how to take, so I broke its fingers with my silence.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

[marsupialsupastarz]

[cosmicretreat]

[cabindreams]

[moniquill]

[An earth-sheltered home with a moss-covered roof situated in a pine forest]

[plutoarttv]

prometheus: hot take,

the greek gods: no give that back

[3rdrealm-deactivated20200301]

i think the crux of human misery stems from the fact that our skeleton just wants to sit around and accumulate dust in an ancient barrow (that is the innate imperative of all skeletal remains in-case you didn’t know) but our meat has its own agenda which creates this fundamental conflict of interests

[paulcirigliano]

[jewish-joy]

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.