I Am The Queen.

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[nbcnightlynews]

WATCH: The Oregon Zoo in Portland was closed to the public today due to heavy snow – but the zoo’s residents had a blast.

[i-hate-vegans-deactivated201910]

Oh my GODD THE POLAR BEAR GOT SOME SNOW HE MUST FEEL SO REFRESHED

[xenosaurus]

relatable seals at the end there

[followmetoyourdoom]

“Hey Joe! Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe look!!! It’s snow!”

[epicwalrus-deactivated20210127]

I need more of this shit!

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Those happy elephant sounds cleared my skin and watered my crops.

[dlvlotus]

The polar bear “hell nahhhh. This ain’t that fake shit ! THIS AINT THAT FAKE SHIT. THIS THAT REAL SHIT!!!”

[silentauroriamthereal]

I love this 😊

[terratheterror]

if you have a twitter and aren’t following this man, you’re a fucking idiot

[terratheterror]

i stan a fucking KING

[phantomthread2017]

[unclefather]

[davereed]

Why is this so funny??

[artistofthemillennium-deactivat]

2016 mood

[mysillycomics]

[foosili]

It’s a match!

[bob-belcher]

Me: is this job really worth it????

My bills:

[veryhappyvegan]

[theselfcarelifestyle]

Say it with me:

I deserve more than the bare minimum.

[pr1nceshawn]

If the Government Treated Men Like It Treats Women

[hotboyproblems]

friend: i'll pick you up at 5

clock: 5:01

me: wHeRE teh fuKc

[theoppositeofadults]

“our work should equip the next generation of women to outdo us in every field this is the legacy we’ll leave.”

[disneygif]

[coveredwithsnow]

incorrect Thoschei quotes 16 / ?

[stability]

i literally can’t stop thinking about this video and i lose it every time

[zamzamafterzina]

Lmfao

[noneeyewithleftyork]

okay everything about this video is absolute gold:

the fact that the guy argues via the puppet the entire time

the music

“let’s discuss the contradiction”

the overuse of the word “camera”

the way the puppet goes from trying to placate the guy to actively arguing against the guy and like turning it around on the guy

“youre consciously making a conscious choice”

the fact that by the end the puppet is basically screaming and the music is just. so loud.

“YOURE BREAKING THE CAMERA” as the video abruptly ends

[weloveshortvideos]

When mom says dinner is ready

[shoothikedrinkfuck]

Sweet angel no

[greeneggs-an-sam]

Can we all just appreciate the fact that this cutie just fell down the stairs but still immediately got up so excited like he just had a great time falling down the stairs? Like I want to handle bad things as well as this puppy does

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]