Life.

Sarah. They/Them. 22.

[boatgrave-deactivated20250901]

[mysteryteacup]

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

[sleepyheadkl]

Tornado

[anthropologist-on-the-loose]

I want every non-Midwesterner to know that we are drilled in tornado safety from a young age and know exactly what we should do to keep ourselves safe. And yet we do exactly as pictured in the bottom image every time a tornado comes around.

[mornington-the-crescent]

[mentalmilkshakes]

A bad photoshop will always be funnier than an AI image no matter what

[victusinveritas]

[wolfythewitch]

This too shall pass but like holy fuck

[huffylemon]

damn ok lake superior

[songsofwaterandnight]

Ok yeah that lake is superior

[darkcomedies]

using tumblr age 14: i am going to end misogyny reblogging pastel art about choice feminism

using tumblr age 23: [in the tags of a poll] SPINACH SWEEP🔥🔥🍃💪🏼💯

[seashellronan]

the thing that gets me about about barbie is that barbie land wasn’t even purposefully a matriarchy, barbie land came about because of the way little girls were playing with their barbies, it wasn’t created by mattel it was created by the people using the toys, so the fact that the barbies ignored the ken’s and had girls night every night wasn’t because they had some bias against him, it was just an accurate depiction of how kids play with barbies. I had some ken dolls as a child and they were essential to the plot in the sense that of course my barbie has a boyfriend because that represented the world i saw around me, but also he didn’t have any purpose in my dream world because i was only interested in what the girls were doing because they represented me and how i wanted to be, I wanted girls night every night I wanted the girls to be president and austronauts and not because of some inherent feminist idea but because I was a girl and I wasn’t thinking about boys, ken was an accessory. this movie wasn’t made to change the world but it showed a different perspective than what we usually see which I thought was fun. Men don’t have to be the centre of all our stories and its not even because we hate them, sometimes we’re just not thinking about them

[secondbeatsongs]

somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.

and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.

I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me

[fascinationstreetmp3]

i hate the “on average a user only sees 25 posts per session so they have to be good and varied” bullshit on that staff post. if i open tumblr and the 25 posts i see are nothing but a single mutual mass reblogging their favourite thing that i couldn’t care less about. well. that’s what i enjoy

[snazzy-hats-and-adhd]

If my beloved mutual needed to reblog a thing 25 times then by all things sacred I am going to read it once and then scroll past it 24 times as they intended me to!

[cum-villain]

"you cant get married platonically, marriage is about LOVE and COMMITMENT" yeah love for the bit commitment to the bit

[cum-villain]

its been an hour and a half and this has 800 notes can you understand my pain

[homunculus-argument]

Honestly if I had the confidence for it and friends living in the same city, the ideal role in a friend group I'd enjoy having would be the Gandalf Friend. The one who pulls you into some bullshit but you go along because you had nothing better to do. Calling you randomly on a day when you were minding your own business like "hey dude I've got a problem. You wanna come with and make it our problem?" because I know your ass doesn't leave the house and you didn't have plans today anyway.

And as soon as you're like fine alright I guess, I'm like "okay great come open the door, I'm outside with 13 dudes you've never met and your doorbell's broken."

[catchymemes]

[ritikajyala]

My 13 year old cousin came back from a date with her boyfriend and said, "I can't wait to grow up and spend sunday afternoons with him." At first, I wanted to laugh (after all they're just 13), but I remember being 13 and having the world in my hands. I remember getting excited to talk to someone about my dreams and wishes, and how happy these daydreams and fantasies made me. There's this innocence you can only have at 13 and the world rises and falls and crashes and burns every year... until you do not think about quiet sunday afternoons.

So I asked her about the date and heard her giggle about bubblegum flavored ice cream, and how much she loves this little life. I think she makes me love it too.

-Ritika Jyala, excerpt from The world is a sphere of ice and our hands are made of fire

[mariathechosen1]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

u know those water cooler jugs?

fun fact your body consumes about one of these per week. those are 20 liter/5 gallon jugs; it varies by individual but for most people that is roughly how much water you drink in a week, give or take. one week. that is insane. that is so much water. why do humans need this much water. naughty little thirst slut. i hope u wither

[takingontheworldtogether]

personally if i was a thirty year old woman and every time my relationship status changed there were articles chronicling all my boyfriends dating back to high school i would have committed several felonies, so i think taylor has shown unparalleled levels of restraint