Dedicated To Gay Fictional Assholes

K, she/her, lesbian. Utter fandom trash who has more love for fictional assholes and their relationships than for real people. The title says it all - this blog is a hot damn mess - no tagging system, no rhyme or reason, and certainly no quality. Total shipper, LGBT+ friendly, and trash can. Also, I do sometimes post explicit/NSFW/18+ stuff - just so you’re warned.

[hot-multifandom-mess]

Why isn’t there a female version of Grindr? An app for lesbians to meet solely to hookup?

[hot-multifandom-mess]

Oh wait…never mind…

[hudsonswilliams]

[wolvieispunk]

Shane doesnt really believe ilya's been in love with him since they were 17 until he reveals that when the plane was going down and he was feverishly texting Shane, while he was begging something higher than himself for more time to love Shane properly, the image in his head after 12+ years of scenes he could conjure was a parking lot outside a rink in Saskatchewan, and a pretty, freckled boy telling him he shouldnt smoke there.

[mutinsfromthemoon]

guys i need to remind you that ilya and shane had their first date after the confrontation with the commissioner, it’s canon. they had no problem with displaying physical affection in public while they walked in a busy street in New York holding hands on the way to the restaurant that Shane had suggested. so i believe that after the outing, the PDA was no problem at all for Shane. baby boy is a little pretty anxious flower but he loves his russian man and no one will doubt that

[bugslibraryy]

Ilya asking Shane for a kissey when he’s about leave to go grab some things from the store for dinner, Ilya in the shower and Shane had stuck his head into the bathroom to say bye.

Ilya is all “wait!!!!!!”

And Shane is like huh? What? What’s wrong? And Ilya is like I need a KISSEY before GO??? Do you hate me?? And Shane huffs and rolls his eyes but ok he wants a kiss too. He’ll always want to kiss Ilya.

So he shuffles over and Ilya sticks his head out of the shower curls dripping and face dripping and beaming. And he puckers his lips and Shane smiles at his kissey face before leaning in to kiss him, a peck but then another peck and just one more then he’ll pull back but then Ilya is chasing his mouth for another kiss. “Ilya I gotta go” Shane mumbles and Ilya nods and is like “ok one more” and Shane is like ok but then Ilya is pushing his tongue into his mouth, and Shane leans in, out of instinct, like gravity he orbits to Ilya and he lets out a squeak when Ilya’s wet hand is pushing up under his shirt.

“Ilya!” He squeals and looks down and realises he’d stepped his socked feet into the shower when he’d pressed closer to Ilya and now his shirt is all wet and Ilya is all “sorryyy” with a little pout but then he’s kissing and biting around Shane’s mouth and chin and his wet hand in on Shane’s neck and Shane sighs and sinks closer, feels water start to spray over him and he whines and then Ilya’s pulling him into the shower and Shane gasps and smacks Ilya’s shoulder and Ilya is just focusing on getting him naked- starting with his socks because Ilya knows he /hates/ wet socks.

[ilya-rozanova]

DO NOT SAVE HIM he's exactly where he wants to be

[sirlonius]

I am both the yapper and the person who can go a whole day without saying a word.

[smokey-ilya]

fat baby shane absolutely crushes his first summer at the lake. they get him in the cutest little bathing suits with matching sun hats and tiny sunglasses. he spends most of his time in the shade, rolls slathered in sunscreen, and snoozing in his bouncy under the umbrella on the back deck. but sometimes they'll take him out on the boat. there's a picture of david sitting in the captain's chair, holding a sleeping shane in one arm and steering the boat with the other. it's a fan favorite 🥹

[gaynehollander]

Shane sitting poolside in Tampa, watching Ilya play with the kids, interspersed with cuts of him playing hockey on a team with Ilya, literally the most at peace he's ever been. Ilya getting out of the pool and splashing him with water, telling him to get his wallet out, playfully teasing him and interacting with him in public in a way that feels easy and lighthearted and true. It's almost like he's being given a taste of his dream future and, listen, the thing is that he gets it all.

I give TLG a lot of shit but beyond that, there is the hope for the future he saw glimpses of in Tampa. Once they get through all of the hardships, all of the awful things Shane sometimes feels will threaten to pull him under, he will get what he got to taste in Tampa and he will get it for good. He will get to play on a team with his husband, he will get to have that lighthearted banter with him in public and it will get to feel easy. He'll get to lounge by the pool and watch Ilya with the kids, whether they're Hayden's or their own someday, maybe.

Shane Hollander will get everything he never dared hope for and I will say "good for him."

[hollandar]

hudson admiring connor's physique + wanting to get as big as him

(sources below)

Men's Health

GQ

Shut Up Evan

Vogue

Quinn

GQ

Buzzfeed

Quinn

TSN

Men's Health

The Cut

Vogue

Men's Health

Variety

BONUS:

[mrmnn]

waistwaistwaistwaist…

[littlegirlinvisible]

multilingual freaks declaring their love for each other in spanish 😭💛

HUDSON WILLIAMS & CONNOR STORRIE Interviewed by Quinn, 2025

[ramslambsandwolves-deactivated2]

Picture it : Shane in the locker room with the other metros. They’re talking about some girls that flashed them when they first skated out now the guys are talking about ass vs. tits and of course the question is posed to Shane

Hayden : come guys he has a girlfriend

Shane: lily is not my girlfriend

JJ: just tell us which you like more on her

Shane: *flashbacks to that first gym session with Ilya, when the sides of his tank were a little low and he could see his sweaty pecs* Tits. Her tits.

Then when Hayden finds out about Lily he’s like “why were you always talking about ‘her’ boobs? Was it to throw us off?”

Shane *thinking about sucking Ilya’s nipple after chest day*: not really

[noelledeltarune]

before pride month ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

[noelledeltarune]

posting this on the first day of june so you all have plenty of time to gather your nerves and whatnot

[whitebuttondowns]

and there will be more of #this in season 2. let’s all live

[akindplace]

do you guys remember when we googled something and we would get results that were actually related to the things we searched

[delphinidin4]

[whitesunlars]

the frequency of needing to food shop because you eat food and therefore deplete what you previously bought and need to restock…………being an adult is a nightmare

[whitesunlars]

i bought bananas LAST week and you’re telling me because i ATE them i need to buy bananas again THIS week?????? we live in a hellscape.