Nah.

So I guess I can't take it personally

[mochilee-deactivated20191015]

my laptops fucked 

[spamaohno]

i hope they used a condom

[mochilee-deactivated20191015]

im going to punch every one of you that reblogs this

[shutupste]

the question is  who was the laptop and who was the lapbottom

[bisexualelena]

 #can laptopping please PLEASE be a new sex move#where you just sit on a person’s lap until they get uncomfortably warm

[moments--and--memories]

[apesoformythoughts]

“One of the poets, whose name I cannot recall, has a passage, which I am unable at the moment to remember, in one of his works, which for the time being has slipped my mind, which hits off admirably this age-old situation.”

— P.G. Wodehouse

[sailatina3]

[onevoltperoctave]

can we bring back the future is female as a slogan. i know it got co-opted by random companies putting it on shirts and people kept changing it n stuff but like seriously the future is fucking female. can we start saying that again it'd be so cool

[tooquirkytolose]

Fat people I love you

[danskjavlarna]

Source details and larger version.

For cutups: vintage paper dolls.

[eisenkrahe]

[homoquartz]

[eddie-redcliffe]

You may be my creator, but from this day forward, I will be your master.

[rearte2]

by Julian Stanczak

[apolladay]

have you ever seriously considered leaving tumblr? (choose whichever option fits best. you can also choose one of the yes options if you’ve actually left before)

- yes, long-term or permanently

- yes, but only as a relatively short break

- no

have you ever seriously considered leaving tumblr? (choose whichever option fits best. you can also choose one of the yes options if you’ve actually left before)

yes, long-term or permanently

yes, but only as a relatively short break

no

Remaining time: 3 days 9 hours

[cxrrently]

[legallybrunettedotcom]

[inbabylontheywept]

Until death, all defeat is psychological.

[diana-andraste]

Edward Gorey's illustration for novella "The Black Spider" by Jeremias Gotthelf, and cover for Nineteenth Century German Tales, 1959

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[persianmom]

that man with a tumblr blog is not your soulmate

[persianmom]

she is your soulmate AND she will save you but she’s an anxious avoidant ‼️