pocket full of sunshine

Hello, my name is Rachael! I'm 20 and I'm from jolly old England. I'm awkward and embarrassing and if there isn't free food at the party, I probably won't come. This blog should fulfil all your basic-20-year-old-with-a-fun-sense-of-humour-and-absolutely-no-life-direction needs.

[justapuzzlepiece]

Literally coming to tumblr just to put it somewhere on the internet that I saw my therapist in a coffee shop today and we briefly made eye-contact and both pretended we hadn’t seen each other and like, I have social anxiety but what’s your excuse, bitch??

Being ignored by my own therapist is the funniest thing that’s happened to me all year.

*we were both wearing masks obvs and I did have my hair up - which I don’t usually - and we have only ever seen each other via FaceTime and she did very recently have a baby so like there’s a possibility she didn’t know it was me but for comedic effect, she did.

*I will think about how rude I am for not saying hello for probably the next 2 - 5 years

*she isn’t a bitch, I like her a lot and feel guilt for not only ignoring her but then publicly calling her a bitch

[abutterflyobsession]

me: I will do things when I am less tired

me: *never becomes less tired*

me: oh no

[4a0000-deactivated20180901]

The moon has known me all my life

[lilldiosa]

this is the most comforting thing I’ve read so far in 2018

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[leelee-x-rose]

[justapuzzlepiece]

I’ve been noticing recently how often people speak over me, interrupt me and ignore me when I speak and each time it builds up rage inside me and boy oh boy am I ready for the day I EXPLODE

[doona-baes]

happy galentine’s day! “it’s wonderful and it should be a national holiday” - leslie knope

[castyouranchor]

kayaking into the sunset

[absoluteshiiit-deactivated20160]

I’m really boring if I’m not comfortable with you

[ego-x-archived]

The realest thing you will ever need to know about me.

[justapuzzlepiece]

Feeling sad and ugly and very unwanted

[justapuzzlepiece]

Telling someone you miss them and them not saying it back is like, incredibly painful.

[lilpieceofmyworld]

[justapuzzlepiece]

me: I really!!!! want!!! people!!!! to help!!!! me with!!!! my problems!!!!!!!

brain: you have to tell people about your problems first.

me: disgusting. atrocious. completely repugnant. I have never heard anything so vile. get out of my sight immediately.

[justapuzzlepiece]

*me confidently applying my £4.99 concealer like it’s going to cover up 22 years of not sleeping*

[nezdabez]

[thelastvance]

@theunsunghero

[justapuzzlepiece]

Wow so relevant

[justapuzzlepiece]

Last weekend my friends wanted to play monopoly and I really didn’t want to but I did because they wanted me to be involved.

I was rolling 2s, I was landing on everyone’s properties, every time I landed on a chance card it would be a fine, in the entire game I made it round the board TWICE because I kept being sent to jail.

No game of monopoly has ever represented my life more.

(Except instead of jail it’s my own personal hell)

[marci1900]