a work in progress if ever you saw one

just a big nerd really aussie - mostly they, sometimes he/she multifandom - i write on ao3 occasionally :)

[lukavyi]

Study

[foreveriallyzombified]

shouting “DERIVATIVE!” at an art school kid just walking down the street from a moving vehicle, they break down and sob

[foreveriallyzombified]

okay but if i, a guy driving a car, yell that at somebody walking on the sidewalk, that’s not really an insult, that’s just what they are

[expressions-of-nature]

by Vladimir Ryabkov

[sarahseeandersen]

[lesbianshepard]

one of the funnier incidents of me assuming someone knew a meme irl was when a new coworker was talking about some woman who got arrested for tax fraud and I went "God forbid women do anything" and he got scared and thought I was accusing him of being sexist, so he started apologizing and saying how tax fraud isn't even bad, actually.

[mejwh]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[marinella-ela]

[pointandshooter]

photo: David Castenson

[zevampirex]

Stargazing with the boys

[expressions-of-nature]

by Bernhard

[screenshotsofdespair]

[beardedmrbean]

how to commit to the bit properly

[thecollectibles]

Art by Roman Bozhkov

[cryingprussian]

"i got more help from the andorians" factoid actualy just statistical error. andorians didn't help you at all. Shran, who has a huge crush on you, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[romanceyourdemons]

shakespeare was so funny for that scene where the antagonist tells the protagonist “let the record show that i AM into women THAT BEING SAID holy shit, thou mars, seeing you here is like an even better version of my wedding night. like WAY better. i’ve been dreaming about you every night for years, and in my dreams we take off each other’s armor and beat each other to a pulp and i wake up all hot and sticky 👍”

[romanceyourdemons]

coriolanus 4.5.126-131, 135-139 be upon ye

[marinella-ela]