Martian Pebbles

AKA Little Mako Current status: lamenting the inexorable march of time and its effects on the relevence of my computer hardware (it's been 10+ years and that old status is still relevant fml)

[adz]

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

[dietspam16]

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[route7massacre]

the bug girl

[gumi-megpoidd]

the immediate switch up is adorable

[eudaemon-m]

figure it out

[irondive]

[virtualgirladvance]

[tainbocuailnge]

unfortunately the greentext arrow remains the most versatile and effective tone indicator on the internet

[502-tachibana]

[pocketss]

Ummm she's literally sensitive :/

[lugslogic]

[witchofanguish]

trying to play peekaboo with my child but he's a European diplomat:

me: where'd daddy go?

baby: we must articulate a post-daddy vision of strategic autonomy

me: peekaboo!

baby: my historic relationship with my father is stable despite recent troubles

[archacovercosine]

when i'm five minutes late with dinner: truly this is a wake-up call for baby

[hotshotriot]

its like strippers and the economy to me

[cleo-fox]

Writing tips:

“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context

“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets

[maple-seed]

Both options convey that he's horny

[cleo-fox]

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

[the-wolf-emoji]

You know, now that they’ve got modules, Abjurers have really gotten more powerful.

In fact, at max level, I’m pretty impressed by the amazing digital

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[moe-con]

i love her

[azspot]

“Rich kids should go to public schools. The mayor should ride the subway to work. When wealthy people get sick, they should be sent to public hospitals. Business executives should have to stand in the same airport security lines as everyone else. The very fact that people want to buy their way out of all of these experiences points to the reason why they shouldn’t be able to. Private schools and private limos and private doctors and private security are all pressure release valves that eliminate the friction that would cause powerful people to call for all of these bad things to get better. The degree to which we allow the rich to insulate themselves from the unpleasant reality that others are forced to experience is directly related to how long that reality is allowed to stay unpleasant. When they are left with no other option, rich people will force improvement in public systems. Their public spirit will be infinitely less urgent when they are contemplating these things from afar than when they are sitting in a hot ER waiting room for six hours themselves.”

— Everyone Into The Grinder

[eta-reduction]

dark forest blogging theory

[eta-reduction]

if you ever-- ever!!!-- see traces of another living blog. eliminate on sight.