Portals to Hell by hrmphfft
ITâS BACK
I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS AGAIN FOR MONTHS
I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW
ITS BACKÂ
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Portals to Hell by hrmphfft
ITâS BACK
I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS AGAIN FOR MONTHS
I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW
ITS BACKÂ
This is one of those posts that you need to save and tag or youâll never see it again for 84 years.
ăDeal with a Deityă Pt. 2
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ăDeal with a Deityă Pt. 1
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Ares: BEST CHRISTMAS EVER
*after the events of the odyssey*
*telemachus and odysseus walking down to the docks, after odysseus said he'd go sailing with his son*
(listen the man had missed 20 years of his son's life, he could ask ody to dress in drag & do the hula and odysseus would already be shouting "LUAU" in a grass skirt before tele finished his sentence)
telemachus: i'm so excite- *looks ahead*
telemachus: *stops walking* oh no *sad noises*
odysseus: *still walking* what's wrong son?
telemachus: *points to the sea beyond ithaca's shores* poseidon must be angry today, look at the storm in the distance
odysseus: *looks ahead but without worry on his face* no need to worry, we can still go sailing, follow me
telemachus: *confused but follows his dad*
*both make it to the docks*
odysseus: you get started, i've just got something to do & then i'll join you on the ship
*telemachus hops on the ship and odysseus turns to face the sea*
odysseus: *red eyes activate* i'm. going. sailing. with . my. son.
*the sea storm dissipates in record speed*
odysseus: good.
odysseus: *red eyes deactivate*
odysseus: *turns to telemachus smiling like nothing happened* shall we go then?
telemachus: *happy but very confused*
telemachus: *mumbling to himself*what just happened?
(this has now become its own little au! friends in higher places au masterlist here!)
Greek Gods Legacy Challenge!
Here it is! The not so long awaited challenge! This is gonna be quite the long legacy, 15 generations! Also, you donât have to put the sims in other households, you can just have all the sims have kids. You can make the gods and goddesses look modern. If you have more than one kid, name them after Greek heroes, deities, or minor gods! Or give them Greek names. Anyways letâs get started!
Generation one, Hestia: Rhea and Kronosâ first born daughter. Hestia is the goddess of the hearth, home, and family. In her eyes, family is above all. She swore off men and vowed never to have children. Though for this challenge weâre gonna twist that a little. Something happened and she ended up pregnant.Â
 Have the âSuccessful Lineageâ aspiration.
Have the family oriented, unflirty, and loner traits.
Complete the aspiration.
You can get whatever job you want, but Iâd suggest trying to get one, that goes with Hestiaâs theme. (Culinary would be your best bet. )
never date or get married, when you have the baby, just donât ask him to be your boyfriend.
master the parenting and cooking skills (gourmet skill included).
Only have one kid, by accident. (risky woohoo is ideal, or you could try for a baby just donât use a pregnancy test)
Have at least one fireplace in your home, and make sure its always lit. Iâd put it in the dining room or where everybody always is, since Hestiaâs hearth is usually where everybody gathers.
Generation two, Demeter: Demeter is the goddess of the harvest and the fertility of the earth. She has a daughter named Persephone, who Hades kidnapped and made her live with him in the underworld. Again, gonna have to twist it a little bit. Persephone goes missing!
Have the âFreelance Botanistâ Aspiration.
Have the loves the outdoors traits, vegetarian, and outgoing traits.
Complete the aspiration.
Mater the gardening, flower arranging and herbalism skills.
Have a HUGE garden with bee boxes.
Have two daughters, and the oldest, Persephone, go missing when sheâs a teen. (Donât kill her, put her in a different household and make sure she stays a teenager. We need her later.)
The other daughter is Hera, the next heir. HEIRA!
Generation three, Hera: Hera is the wife and sister of Zeus, and goddess of marriage, family (to a lesser extent than Hestia), and childbirth. She is the last born girl for quite some time. She somehow manages to have a son all by herself, that kid is Hephaestus. He ended up being so ugly that she threw him off Mount Olympus. Once again gonna twist it. She had more kids to cover it up.
Have the âSoulmateâ Aspiration.
Have the family oriented, jealous, and perfectionist traits.
Complete the aspiration.
Master the charisma and parenting skills.
Have as many kids as you want just the first one should be ideally unattractive. The next one should be Hades. (you can have more if youâd like)
Move Hephaestus out as young as he can be, preferably a toddler but I have to check if thatâs possible, if not, a teenager is the next best thing.
Generation four, Hades: Hades is the god of the Underworld. Some say heâs actually the god of death, but thatâs actually Thanatos. He fell in love with Persephone and ended up kidnapping her and making her his wife, but thatâs weird since sheâs technically his great aunt, so weâre not gonna do that.
Have âPublic Enemyâ as the aspiration.
Have mean, loner, and gloomy as his traits.
Complete the aspiration.
Master the mischief skill.
Have as many kids as youâd like just make sure the oldest son ends up being the heir.
Generation five, Poseidon: Poseidon is the god of the sea, earthquakes and horses. He is the last one that Kronos ate, the Zeus came and helped them. In reality Zeus came and made Kronos barf his older siblings up, but thatâs a story for another time. Iâm very tempted to name one of his kids Percyâ
Have the âAngling Aceâ aspiration.
Have the loves the outdoors, bro, and outgoing traits.
Complete the aspiration.
Master the fishing skill.
Have at least three fish tanks and five mounted fish.
Have as many kids as youâd like, again, make the oldest son the next heir.
Generation six, Zeus: Zeus is the god of the sky and thunder. he made his dad, Kronos barf up his older siblings, Hestia, Demeter, Hera, Hades, and Poseidon. He dated many women behind Heraâs back and had a lot of kids with them, most ended up as heroes, like Perseus and Heracles.Â
Have the âHopeful Romanticâ aspiration
Have the non-committal, hothead, and romantic traits.
Complete the aspiration
Master the charisma skill.
Never marry and have at least one kid with every girlfriend.
Control the goddamn weather with the weather machine!
Have one of said girlfriends have twins. One girl and one boy. when they become teens they can meet Zeus. They should never talk to him prior.
Generation seven, Persephone: Persephone is Demeterâs daughter that Hades kidnapped. She is the goddess of spring and queen of the Underworld. When she was kidnapped Demeter was enraged, making no crops grow and wither.
Have the âFreelance Botanistâ aspiration, just like her mother.
Have the loves the outdoors, vegetarian, and cheerful traits, also like her mother.
Complete the aspiration.
Master the herbalism and gardening, flower arranging skills.
Own a florist shop and mainly sell your flower arrangements. (look for one on the gallery or make your own. There js one called âPersephoneâs Flower shopâ by lordkiribati I believe.)
You can have kids, just none of them can be heirs. (weâre bringing back Hephaestus!)
Generation eight, Hephaestus: After being thrown off Mount Olympus by Hera, Hephaestus is the god of fire, metalworking, stone masonry, forges and the art of sculpture. He was the son of Zeus and Hera and married to Aphrodite by Zeus to prevent a war of the gods fighting for her hand. He was a smithing god, making all of the weapons for Olympus and acting as a blacksmith for the gods.
Have the âCuratorâ aspiration.
Have the loner, perfectionist, and slob traits.
Complete aspiration.
Master handiness skill.
Not mandatory, but if youâd like, you can have a workshop. Also try and keep all of your woodworking things.
If Hera is still alive, have him meet her.
If you want, have kids. None of them will be heir though.
Generation nine, Artemis: Artemis is the twin sister of Apollo. She swore off men and became the goddess of the hunt, moon and protector of young girls. she is often depicted with a stag and with a silver bow. She loves animals and protects them at all costs. Sheâs also my favourite
Have the âFriends of the Animalsâ aspiration.
Have the loner, unflirty, and loves the outdoors traits.
Complete aspiration.
Master the fitness, veterinarian (if you have C&D), and herbalism skills.
Own a 5 star vet clinic!
Never date or have kids. If you want you can have pets.
Generation ten, Apollo: Apollo is the twin brother of Artemis. Unlike his sister heâs very flashy and is always the center of attention! He is the god of the sun, music, poetry, and medicine. He is often depicted with a golden bow, and lyre.
Have the âFriend of the Worldâ aspiration.
Have the outgoing, music lover, and bro traits.
Complete aspiration.
Master at least two instrument skills, along with singing, and writing.
Join the doctor career.
Have as many kids as you want, oldest girl should be the heir.
Generation eleven, Aphrodite: Aphrodite is the goddess of love, beauty, pleasure, and procreation. Her son is Eros, who is Cupid. She had to marry Hephaestus in order to stop a war, but she was so repulsed by him she had an ongoing affair with Ares, the god of war.
Have the âHopeless Romanticâ aspiration.
Have the romantic, snob, and jealous traits.
Complete aspiration.
Master the charisma skill.
Have as many kids as you want, the first born boy should be Ares.
Generation twelve, Ares: Ares is the god of war. Ares represents the violent and physical untamed aspect of war, which is in contrast to Athena who represents military strategy and generalship as the goddess of intelligence.
Have the âBodybuilderâ aspiration.
Have the active, hothead, and self assured traits.
Complete the aspiration.
Master the fitness skill.
Join the athlete career.
Either go to the gym everyday or have a gym at home.
Have one kid that you rarely talk to.
Generation thirteen, Athena: Athena is a very important goddess of many things. She is goddess of wisdom, courage, inspiration, civilization, law and justice, strategic warfare, mathematics, strength, strategy, the arts, crafts, and skill. She was born right out of Zeusâ head! Sheâs usually depicted with an owl, a war helmet, and with striking grey eyes.
Have the âRenaissance Simâ aspiration.
Have the genius, bookworm, and perfectionist (or geek) traits.
Master the logic, writing, handiness, and archeology (if you have it, if not choose whatever one you want. try to keep her theme though.) skills.
Join either the business, writer, painting, scientist careers.
Have one kid named Hermes.
Generation fourteen, Hermes:Â Hermes was messenger of the gods and god of trickery, mischief, and boundaries. He is depicted with a caduceus. People often say because of the caduceus heâs also the god of medicine, but they confuse him with Apollo.
Have the âChief of Mischiefâ aspiration.
Have the kleptomaniac, outgoing and ambitious traits.
Complete aspiration.
Master the mischief, logic, and comedy skills.
Join the business career.
Have as many kids, the first son is Dionysus.
Generation fifteen, Dionysus:Â Dionysus is the god of the grape harvest, winemaking and wine, of ritual madness, fertility, theatre and religious ecstasy. If youâve seen photos of him, he usually has grape vines around him.
Have the âParty Animalâ aspiration.
Have the erratic, childish, and slob traits.
Complete aspiration.
Master the comedy, charisma, dancing and mixology skills. (if you donât have the dancing skill leave it out.)
Have kids if you want, itâs the last generation!
If you do this challenge, tag me! Iâd love to see other people try it!
Edited for Seasons EP.
being a Gargoyles fan since the 90s means all my friends are used to me being pretty publicly a monsterfucker this whole time, no alts, fully saying i'd fuck this character on main
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actually here's some funny examples!
Not So Berry Challenge 2
Long story short, your family kicked you out. Whatever. You couldnât care less! Youâve always been the black sheep of the family, and now youâve got to go out on your own just like you always planned. You work odd jobs to make ends meet, but you never seem to get ahead.
Traits: Slob, Evil, Freegan
Aspiration: Beach Life
Career: Odd jobs only
Rules:
Complete the Beach Life aspiration.
Start on an empty lot with 100 Simoleons. Hard mode: Start as a teen.
Marry the first adult Sim to rate you 5 stars for a job.Â
Max the fishing and fabrication skills.
Your only friend is your spouse.
Keep reading
same energy as that buffy episode where the big bad âcanât be hurt by any weapon forgedâ and sheâs like âitâs been a 500 years are you sureâ and annihilates it with a fuckin M136 rocket launcher
holy fuck i need to watch the rest of this show
âNo weapon forged can stop meâ good thing Iâm using plastic explosives, then
rain code is good
HAPPY RELEASE DAY!!
some ghibli noodles
Few of my fave creator gap moe
Reverse is appealing as well