Out of business

[justcomicalnonsense]

To bee or not to bee

[8gaugeidiot]

so my friend and i are baking and i was like here butter the pan and then she grabbed my arm and rubbed butter on me and then i remembered im pan

[wooliest]

?????

[swampgallows]

this is the most Acme image i’ve seen in my life

[silentcartoon]

[Looney Tunes theme plays in the distance]

[justcomicalnonsense]

Stranger: *bumps into me*

Me: Oh my god, I'm sorry!

Friend: *bumps into me*

Me: u wana fuckign GO i can take on 20 skeletons at the same time dont test me

[peanutgopher1235-deactivated201]

[greelin]

"how are you doing?" [makes several vague hand gestures and various noises rather than giving an actual answer]

[wondyrwoman-deactivated20160623]

My uncle’s sugar daddy is sitting next to me, showing me pictures of his cat

[doctorfeliuzumaki]

There are sentences I expect to read and then there’s this

[grass10-deactivated20150724]

once i was sick so i got a prescription for codeine cough syrup and when i went to pick it up the pharmacist was like “you really won’t need all of this” and i was like “it’s ok i could just sell it at school” and he was like “YEAAAAAAAH FUTURE PHARMACIST” and fist bumped me

[grass10-deactivated20150724]

ok apparently this pharmacist is my brother’s old pot dealer

[grass10-deactivated20150724]

his name is scooter

[gatoaburrido-blog-blog]

[ilivebetweenjohnsthighs]

The innovators of tomorrow

[glamournessmygod]

laziness is the mother of invention

[cechmate]

My people

[pastaslutswordlesbianleslie-dea]

Innovative mother fuckers

[marcitlali]

who even uses celsius… like how extra

[thestylesmaliks-deactivated2015]

[gayatouille]

[small-funny]

why are there nail guns but no nail rifles. i want to be able to build a deck from 100 meters away.

[andallthesinners-saints-deactiv]

[potassiurn]

you want the d?

oh you mean my

[okaywork-deactivated20141118]

[clicks on a person’s url to see how they’re doing after being dragged on their own post]

[depictor-blog]

today this guy in my class asked me why my eyeliner is on point but my handwriting sucks 

[princesconsuela]