EEYORE SHEPARD is a 25 year old HUMAN based on EEYORE from WINNIE THE POOH. She is a WAITRESS with NO POWERS. She uses SHE/HER pronouns, and most of her memories are intact.
Eeyore used to be different. She used to be happy. She spent her days playing outside with her imaginary friends and cardboard swords. She had lots of friends. But then she got older, and kids started being mean, and her parents started arguing and money got tight, and slowly she lost her zest for life. It’s been so long now, she doesn’t think she can get it back.
Sometimes she’s a bit rude. Snappy. Insensitive. Blunt. She doesn’t mean to be. The last thing she would want to do is hurt someone’s feelings. She just doesn’t want to talk much. Sometimes she’d rather crawl into a hole than go to work, but her house is all she has. She can’t lose that.
She prefers unique things over beautiful things. She doesn’t care about the paintings everyone stops to stare at. She likes the abstract ones with lots of questionable colors that leave room for interpretation. She likes indie songs with unusual beats. Even weeds over roses. Perhaps it’s personal, she relates too much, but she can’t help but be drawn to the things that most people look over.
She is quite the philosopher from time to time.
Eeyore loves the idea of love, but she has no relationship experience, unless you count an almost first kiss gone terribly wrong. She also doesn’t think anyone would ever want to love her of all people.
Her favorite colors are -- quite the contradiction -- pink and gray.
