FanFiction: Peterick
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Worst Nightmare
573 words // General
Declan has a nightmare.
For Closers
1145 words // General
“okay i get that there are no seats left in this cafe but like i am trying to read here no you cannot have this chair my feet are using it thank you very much please get out of my face now” au
What Have I Become (I’m Sorry)
3931 words // Teen
Pete’s made a huge mistake.
Little Shop of a Sexually Frustrated Florist
2352 words // Explicit
Based on a prompt I received on Tumblr: Patrick owns a flower shop. Pete’s in deep with his girlfriend. He needs to buy flowers to appease her –ends up fucking the florist.
you put my head in such a flurry
636 words // Explicit
pete is a sketchy mechanic who makes lewd jokes and patrick needs his tire fixed.
Writing is an Expression of Joy
22385 words // Teen
Pete Wentz has recently been admitted to Mornington Sanitarium after a suicide attempt (or going to Best Buy as he likes to call it). Apathetic to the world around him, Pete doesn’t know what to make of this new situation. He just knows that he has to be here in order to combat the dark emotional fog that surrounds him. He needs to find a way to be himself again, but first he has to feel. The world that Pete is suddenly in is filled with patients who think they’re vampires or angels, who haven’t talked in years and have survived horrors, who like setting things on fire and public nudity. In addition to the patients, there’s the crazier staff especially orderly Brendon, who has a crush on the oblivious Doctor Ryan Ross. And then there is Patrick, Pete’s roommate and Mornington’s longest residing patient. Pete cannot help but be intrigued by Patrick, who has suffered a trauma that led to him having Dissociative Identity Disorder. So Pete and Patrick have to navigate Patrick’s alters and Pete’s depression and the general insanity of living at Mornington as they stumbled from friendship into best friendship into not love but very deep like for sure.
Carte blanche
2915 words // Explicit
It’s Pete’s birthday, and Patrick’s gift is whatever Pete wants it to be.
Alone (Together) Again
3257 words // Mature
it’s been four years okay.
Talking ‘bout You and Me and the Games People Play
918 words // Teen
A little seduction goes a long way
My Heart’s Filled With Hope of Getting The Hell Out of Here, part I
My Heart’s Filled With Hope of Getting The Hell Out of Here, part II
My Heart’s Filled With Hope of Getting The Hell Out of Here, part III
My Heart’s Filled With Hope of Getting The Hell Out of Here, part IV
My Heart’s Filled With Hope of Getting The Hell Out of Here, part V
My Heart’s Filled With Hope of Getting The Hell Out of Here, part VI
My Heart’s Filled With Hope of Getting The Hell Out of Here, part VII
My Heart’s Filled With Hope of Getting The Hell Out of Here, part VIII
My Heart’s Filled With Hope of Getting The Hell Out of Here, part IX
My Heart’s Filled With Hope of Getting The Hell Out of Here, part X
My Heart’s Filled With Hope of Getting The Hell Out of Here, part XI
My Heart’s Filled With Hope of Getting The Hell Out of Here, part XII
28149 words // Teen
When fifteen year old Patrick Stump agreed to spend his summer babysitting for his neighbor, he had NO idea what he was getting in to, but he knew this: It all started with William Beckett.
asking to be born, part I
asking to be born, part II
asking to be born, part III
26000+ // Mature // Mpreg
Oh, god, he’s never felt more alive than right now.
A Common Understanding, part I
A Common Understanding, part II
A Common Understanding, part III
25000 words // Explicit
Patrick has one chance to save his brother, but will he pay the price?
Concatenation, the Birth of Babel, and Other Acoustic Rebellions
28721 words // Teen
Patrick, the musical prodigy and sheltered student. Joe, the ex-student, pissed off and exultant. Pete, the privileged rebel, the visionary. Andy, the marquis. Together, somehow, they become a band.
Not a Big Deal
3000+ words // Explicit
It’s not a big deal anymore, it’s really not.
Marraige of Convenience
61810 words // Explicit
Pete wants to quit his soul sucking job at his father’s firm, but he needs a spouse before he can collect on his trust fund. Patrick has just lost the scholarship to his music program at college. When a mutual friend introduces them, Pete comes up with a plan that could help them both out. What could possibly go wrong?
we could make beautiful music together
4872 words // Mature
It’s NOT okay to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests.
i like finger instruments and mouth organs (alternate ending of ‘we could make beautiful music together’)
6401 words // Explicit
Your pic gets mine.
A Stitch Away From Making it (A Scar Away From Falling Apart), part I
A Stitch Away From Making it (A Scar Away From Falling Apart), part II
14700+ words // Explicit
“There’s only so much Robert Smith you can take in one dose, and seriously, I never thought I’d say this but you’re starting to make me hate Disintegration.“
“it may be a side effect of the exposure, but i am thinking it’s meant to be”
5821 words // Teen
Recently, Pete has taken to texting Patrick approximately four thousand times a day.
‘10 kisses or Why Pete Wentz shouldn’t be left anywhere near MySpace, LiveJournal and every other kind of blogging website’
9100+ words // Teen
“A kissing contest. […] Well, not a real contest, it’s more of a…kissing plan to improve your confidence.”
wanted to be your or: the trials and tribulations of growing up in the vicinity of pete wentz, part I
wanted to be your or: the trials and tribulations of growing up in the vicinity of pete wentz, part II
14502 words // Teen
Patrick is not going to fail Chemistry. He’s got a secret weapon. He’s also got an awkward crush, but that part isn’t his fault.
The Rules Of ‘Ships (Friend and Relation)
3633 words // Teen
The story of Pete and Patrick’s friendship.
since we have to be here
1400+ words // Explicit
The thing is, Patrick really likes going down on guys.
(many things lacking names), part I
(many things lacking names), part II
11513 words // Teen
Pete doesn’t pay a lot of attention to it, at first. He first notices at five AM, when light is coming through the windows at just the right angle to cast long shadows in front of every object and the carpet in front of him is still bright. The hallway, he walks down it and there’s no shadow on the wall. Pete shrugs and falls into bed, ignoring Hemingway’s whine at the disturbance. The dog settles down soon enough. In the morning, he’s opening a can of dog food and Hemingway comes running and skids to a stop in the doorway, too-big paws going every which way. Even stripped of dignity the dog manages a growl. "Hey, hey, calm down,“ Pete says. He pours the food into the dish and crouches down, holding it out to Hemingway as a peace offering. Hemingway backs up, claws clicking on the linoleum floor, still growling low. "Hemmy?” Pete sets the dish down, and Hemingway turns with his tail between his legs and bolts.
Marabou
3728 words // Mature
“Hey, Pete, you’ve got –” “Yeah, no, shut up.” Joe says, “But I mean –” “I’m ignoring them. They are going to go away, because they don’t exist.”
the last good thing about this part of town, part I
the last good thing about this part of town, part II
15333 words // Mature
Fresh out of college, Pete Wentz is Patrick’s new Government teacher. That would be fine except they’re still Pete and Patrick.
Filthy Kings
6500 words // Explicit
The opening night of Angels and Kings is a lot more entertaining than Patrick expects.
The Sun Always Shines Here
8344 words // Teen
The day Pete meets Patrick, he wakes up to the sound of rain against his windows.
Worst Case Scenario
9500+ words // Explicit
Sort of a high school AU, but really more a story about cross-dressing.
I slept with Pete Wentz, and all I got was some girly underwear
6000+ words // Explicit
College AU in which Patrick joins a fraternity for the killer bands and gets more than he bargained for in the form of Pete Wentz.
Sleep Like Music
8044 words // Mature
Patrick reached his sexual peak on a Tuesday afternoon.
With the Moon in His Arms, part I
With the Moon in His Arms (Just Listen), part II
With the Moon in His Arms (Bring The Cure), part III
With the Moon in His Arms (Inside of Out Here), part IV
With the Moon in His Arms (Watch Me Fall For You), part V
With the Moon in His Arms (Be More Than This), part VI
With the Moon in His Arms (When it’s Worth the Waiting), part VII
With the Moon in His Arms (If it Wasn’t True), part VIII
With the Moon in His Arms (After All), part IX
With the Moon in His Arms (Back at the Beginning), part X
36652 words // Explicit
Pete is a merman who saves Patrick’s life.
Tell Us a Story
32000 words // Explicit
The world as these kids know it is ending, and Gabe Saporta’s throwing the party!
every aching old machine
3400+ words // General
Summer, 2049.
Risky Business, part I
Risky Business, part II
Risky Business, part III
Risky Business, part IV
Risky Business, part V
Risky Business, part VI
24379 words // Explicit
Life at Decaydance is interesting and varied- something Patrick is often heard to say about life with Pete, especially after he moves in. But that’s another story.
Freaky Friday
6755 words // Explicit
AU in which Pete and Patrick switch bodies; awesomeness esues, that’s all I got.
BeWentzed, part I
BeWentzed, part II
BeWentzed, part III
BeWentzed, part IV
40000+ words // Explicit
An AU a la the movie Bedazzled. Patrick is a bored high school student who just wants someone to take him away from all this bullshit. Pete is the Devil, AKA Lucifer, AKA Beelzebub, AKA big trouble, who just wants…Patrick.
How Life Can Be
3000 words // Teen
In which Patrick fails to think about his feelings, and then there is kissing.
Honey Do
2500 words // Mature
Why aren’t there more stories about their old apartment?
truth and beauty bombs, part I
truth and beauty bombs, part II
13335 words // Teen
It’s not that they fell out, or anything, exactly, it’s just that life got in the way of them. They grew up and grew apart in all the wrong ways, and at all the wrong times. Patrick knows that he’s just as at fault as Pete is, and that’s okay. The trouble is that they’re both stubborn, and a little bit hurt, in a way that means neither feels able to properly apologize. Not yet.
Three Times Pete and Patrick Get High (and One Time Joe Regrets All His Life Decisions)
9308 words // Explicit
“It’ll be like, like, like Patrick Stump’s Day Off. The Bakefest Club. Sixteen Bong Rips. Pretty in-in Pot-”
Pancakes and Blowjobs, Hashbrowns and Blood
10657 // Mature
The guitarist raised his eyebrows.
“We’re good friends,” Patrick said.
Pete licked a line from the base of Patrick’s neck up to his ear, and said, “I want you to fuck me tonight.”
Patrick gave the guitarist a small smile. “We’re very good friends.”
Getting Better All the Time
2000 // Teen
It's 1956 and Pete shows Patrick something that will protect them against the world in more ways than one.
Daze of Hazy Days (sequel to Getting Better All the Time)
2000 // Mature
It's the 60s and Pete and Patrick are living the good life.
For You I Was A Flame
64445 // Explicit
Pete's a photographer based in Chicago, Patrick's a rising musician struggling to commit. It shouldn't work, but it does. Patrick's dfab, but it's a non-issue for Pete.
how to build a relationship after puking on their shoes, an essay by Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz the third
12803 // Teen
Or the story of how a ruined pair of shoes, half-priced appetizers, a temperamental contraband hotplate, and a liberal coating of grievous bodily harm started a relationship. Guest starring comfort food, some truly hideous hoodies, and way too much coincidence to actually be, you know, a coincidence.
rather fight with you
3755 // Mature
- When was the last time you hit someone?
- My last real physical fight was with Patrick, our singer, on the road, years ago. I strangled him against our van. I had been up forever and was totally out of my head and he said something about me being crazy or something. I have a short fuse, but it doesn’t work out, ’cause I’m, like, four-foot-seven...
(Pete Wentz in Blender magazine, March 2007)
leave your love
2542 // General
"Anyway, his name's Patrick and he has a fucking septum piercing dude, like oh my god this is it, this is what tumblr taught me about – they were teaching me about this exact moment – Aesthetic..."
Why Patrick Needs To Learn to Control His Voice
10297 // Explicit
This started from the prompt: "“i’m a siren and i keep accidentally forgetting that i have roommates now and and end up putting them in my thrall when i’m singing taylor swift songs in the shower” AU" and only expanded from there. Siren!Patrick, Vampire!Pete, Werewolf!Andy, and Gorgon!Joe, with cameos by other bandom members.
Inch of Skin
8272 // Teen
In his interviews, Pete Wentz likes to joke about the soulmark. He went on a talk show once with his right wrist bared to show a temporary Care Bear tattoo. There was kind of a media uproar about it, which is the only reason Patrick knows this—he doesn't even follow media for musicians he likes. He's not going to do it for a pop-punk teen heartthrob who sold his soul to MTV.
The Pros and Cons of Skiing
27236 // Mature
“You signed up for a ski lesson?” Joe pushes his goggles up onto his helmet to stare at Pete, as if making sure that he’s talking to the right person. “Who even are you? What—why would you do that?” “Well…” Pete considers lying, trying to convince Joe that his newfound interest in skiing is real and serious. But, well, the truth is much easier: “You know that really hot guy from the chairlift?”
(Or, the one where Pete and Patrick go skiing and fall in love.)
trade baby blues, for wide-eyed browns.
2903 // Teen
What do you do when Pete Wentz comes into your music store and starts hitting on you with the worst pick-up line you've ever heard? You fall in love, of course!
(aka that one au in which Patrick owns a music store and Pete is the hot guy that works in the tattoo parlor next door)
kisses on the necks of best friends
4074 // Teen
Some things just happen. Like when he sings, when he sees sounds as colors, when he steps on stage and the adrenaline rushes through his veins, when he sees his band mates and knows that this is for life, if not the band then the friendship, when he sees Pete and thinks that this is more than forever.
I Think You're My Best Friend
7944 // Teen
"In the end, I'd do it all again. I think you're my best friend, Patrick Stump."
Let's face it, Patrick Stump is not the most popular kid in the nephilim world; he's not the most popular kid in any world, really. There's a reason he's seventeen and still doesn't have a parabatai. That is, until he meets renowned Shadowhunter, Pete Wentz.
Besides, there's jellybeans, everywhere.
2176 // General
It's a simple fact of life that the band as a whole spoils Bronx.
All Our Stars Aligned (Put Love On Hold)
133792 // Explicit
Teetering on the brink of bankruptcy, Patrick starts playing cards at gaming hells to make ends meet. So far, he's managing, but when he meets Lord Highleyton, London's favourite disgrace, things start to unravel at an alarming rate - until Patrick ends up betting the last thing he has to offer: himself. Pete just wants to help, but he soon finds he might be doing more harm than good.
We'd say this is a shameless Regency AU of the Mills and Boon variety, but the truth is we are very ashamed.
Push the Limits
1650 // Explicit
Patrick only just realizes how strong Pete has gotten. It's actually really... Hot.
I Got You Babe (The Pete and Patrick Variety Show)
3276 // Mature
Two Heads Are (Sometimes) Better Than One The Pete&Patrick Variety Show VH1, Wednesdays, 9 pm (ET) Four out of Five Stars
The Karl Lagerfeld Inspired One (Or, In Which Patrick Stump Has Lost Control of His Life)
11636 // Teen
Patrick Stump is your average high school teacher who falls in love with not-so-average model Pete Wentz.
Patrick Gets A Boyfriend
4643 // Teen
Babysitter's Club AU, for barnacling's birthday
A Little Infamy
32836 // Explicit
Patrick is a solo artist who's sunk his heart and soul into a second album that's failing to chart. Obviously what he needs to bump up sales and dirty up his nice guy image is a sex scandal. His music label hire amateur porn star and aspiring poet Pete to pose as Patrick's boyfriend and together they make one intimate video destined for infamy on the internet.
Patrick falling for Pete isn't part of the plan.
a better fate than wisdom
3073 // General
since feeling is first who pays any attention to the syntax of things will never wholly kiss you
Patrick blames the cold medicine.
The Fabulous Baking Boys
9922 // Explicit
Patrick is somehow convinced to do a baking course to meet people. He meets Pete.
Sugar & Spice
28621 // Teen
When Patrick Stump met Pete Wentz, he would have never imagined that just over two years later he would be the owner of Sugar & Spice, his very own, brand new, bakery. The new husband of an eccentric millionaire, Patrick's first few months owning a bakery are definitely not what he expected. Amid being the latest local scandal and dealing with a neurotic husband, Patrick is faced with the struggles of running a work environment full of the craziest employees he had ever met, as well as planning for two major events for the shop to deal with. With mounting pressure at the bakery, will Patrick overlook the slow unraveling of his husband's faith in their relationship, or will he be able to save their marriage before it's too late?
And The Cogs Fall Into Place
37774 // Teen
Patrick Stump was happy with his life as owner of Stump's Specialty Shoppe, a wonderful shop where he could sell his inventions, until his mother forged his signature to a marriage contract to none other than the recently widowered Lord Wentz. In spite of being forced to face the reality of leaving his home, his business, and his young friend without anyone to watch over him, Patrick soon finds it hard to hate his new husband.
Brendon Urie thought he had finally found a friend, almost like an older brother, when he began working at Stump's Specialty Shoppe. When he receives the news that Patrick is leaving, Brendon is sure he is alone once again. Before Patrick leaves, however, Brendon finds himself introduced to the handsome airship captain with the nice smile that frequents the shop. When Captain Smith takes to frequenting the store every time his ship is docked, Brendon begins to realize he may have found something more than a friend in the handsome gentleman.
In a time of great change, as airships overtake trains for travel, and family begins to have a new meaning, follow the lives of two friends whose lives change forever within a short period of months.
No Place To Go But Down
3068 // Explicit
Patrick isn’t usually a fan of being on his knees in dirty bathroom stalls, but it’s been so fucking long he doesn’t even care. Forty five minutes could be enough time for them to both get off twice if they play their cards right.
how the future's done
27610 // Explicit
When Patrick decides to undertake raising a child by himself, Pete offers to help out, and Patrick moves in.The new baby brings more changes than they were anticipating, and amidst sleepless nights and the daily chaos of family life, they might just fall in love.
Document
23910 // Mature
The one where Patrick is not a girl.
Not Sure I'm There Yet But I'm Certain I've Arrived
14176 // Explicit
Pete and Patrick explore BDSM. Sub Pete/Dom Patrick
