you should be able to walk into your local CVS and get your uterus removed for $14.99 bro like I don't even care anymore
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you should be able to walk into your local CVS and get your uterus removed for $14.99 bro like I don't even care anymore
I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.
girl you erected a mysterious black monolith that contained all the knowledge your culture had ever collected were you hoping he'd develop rudimentary tool use
time to draw my backlog of stupid things
I wonder what would go good with this bread? The humble garlic:
Get it. Because.. because garlic bread..
☆ Happy pride month y’all, this is how I chose to start the month (one day late but pretend I posted this on the first)
Take this Scarian tarot card I did for a friend’s project, I might consider doing more for other life series members, but we’ll see
And you might’ve noticed, by the style (because I’m indecisive and love experimenting), that I started watching Witch Hat Atelier, I watched it with my partner last weekend and I absolutely loved it, so I reaaaaaaally wanna draw my two fixations together
their love is so powerful that they can show me cartoons for free
This says "Megalodon Alive?" in German but I'm so sleep deprived I read it as Megalodon LGBT?
I read it as "megalodon debt?" and thought there must be a super interesting video about some corporation getting weird taxes or fines due to some environmental protection act or something.
A YA romantasy writer filed suit against another writer for copyright infringement, and as is always the case with these things, she padded her claims with delusionally spurious examples. The judge issued a 160-page ruling against the plaintiff where you can tell from the start how resentful they (or whatever clerk actually did the work) are to have been forced by duty to have read the works in question.
"Alaska is a place known to the public, so setting a novel in a Alaska is not copyrightable."
I’m so heartbroken. Mochi passed away on Sunday. May his soul rest in peace. Have fun with Mizore and Ponsuke, little guy
CARE BEARS LEVEL OF DEFEAT
sillies~
don't cry okay? huge as fuck bowl of strawberry
Don't cry okay? Huge as fuck container of blueberry
don't cry okay? huge as fuck bag of blackberry
if i had a quantity of raspberries this large i would end up on the news
Oh hang on, i got this one.
in other developments re german/anglo cultural exchange on breadstuffs, this image was posted to a facebook group yesterday
the following events ensued:
1. predictable lively discussion on the preparation of Wienerschnitzel, in which natives and wurstaboos are pro-puff and everybody else is like *confused dog head tilt* why wouldn’t you want the crust to stay ~attached to the thing you put it on? as with other fried foods?
2. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my band name” jokes
3. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my stripper name” jokes
4. one “ah yes, Bad Schnitzel! a lovely spa town” joke
5. this absolute masterpiece: