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avatar: Red "Red Ranger In another World" / banner: i may be stupid from oneshef vid

[bubblegum-gf]

I mean, fuck, I like bed. I like sleep. I like cozy blankies I like napping, I like to eep. I like Z catching and wink catching and counting sheep. I like doing beddie bye shit. Snooze it? Honk mimi

[sockiepuppetry]

Ok

[skodasforge]

“It’s photoshopped” honestly in the age of AI that has a homey sort of nostalgia to it. Remember when people used to put effort into faking things?

[lillithdv8]

oh gurl, you don't know the half of it. I remember 90s tabloid with headline my new neighbour is from Chernobyl and her baby has a tail! It was a poorly assembled collage of a baby's body with an ape's face and a lemur's tail all xeroxed into -100 contrast, people put effort of cutting clippings (granted with a rusty pair of scissors) but it counts

[skodasforge]

You think I don’t know about Weekly World News

This is the kind of fake slop I actually miss.

[sharkfiinn]

let ur bestie spontaneously pierce ur ears on the bathroom floor

[cameracaps]

shut up

[lil-shiro]

Idk why but i find this funny even tho i need context

[dastardlydorito]

[icarianarts]

We must put a stop to all the parents that find out their teenager looked up porn online and then proceed to punish them by recording their reaction to being caught just to upload it online for all the world to see in some sort of sick mass humiliation ritual . Why would you in any right mind want to subject a child to that ever

[squareallworthy]

guy who does unboxing videos but he only talks about the boxes

[squareallworthy]

"Hey, everyone, welcome back. Our first box today is a Uline nine by five by four. Single piece of clear shipping tape over the top, two inch, and the UPS label nicely centered. No edge tape, and you know, that's fine. This box is pretty light, I'd say under a pound, and taped edges don't really add much stability here. Let's open it up and see what we've got for dunnage...okay, half-inch bubble wrap, that's unusual in a box of this size."

[pip-says-hi]

Sometimes a post throws into perspective just how much niche knowledge you possess.

I read this, and I can tell from the “review” that the package was NOT shipped by a professional.

One: two inch tape. Professional establishments use three inch. It’s MUCH easier to seal boxes with, especially around the edges. Two inch is what you can buy from office depot or lowe’s. It’s fine for moving house, but it’s definitely not professional grade.

Two: no edge tape. Just seal your edges, people. UPS basically plays soccer with your packages. Even the light ones, just on principal, give them the structural support you can offer.

Three: centered label. Looks pretty on a package, sure, but it makes it very likely that the label will be covered up when the box is sitting in a stack or a pile, and that increases the chance that it will be manhandled to get to that label or even potentially mis-scanned or missed altogether in a stack. Label the SIDE of the box if at all possible! And put it to the side if you can’t! Visibility!

Also, the reviewer may be accustomed to getting a lot of boxes, but I don’t think they were a professional shipper, either. Someone who has shipped too many boxes would comment on whether the box was new or reused, whether there was any special hazmat (mostly lithium-ion battery) labeling, the condition of the package post shipping, and whether or not the weight of the package matched the stated weight on the label. AND they’d have commented on the two-inch packing tape.

[squareallworthy]

I don't know what to say other than "your experiences are not universal," because I do shipping and receiving at a machine shop for a living, I see packages sent by professional shippers all the time, and I disagree with you on just about every point.

One: two inch tape. Professional establishments use three inch.

Nope. For packages I see, two inch packing tape is the norm. Today I had one package with three-inch water-activated reinforced paper tape and one (from Uline) with 2.75" packing tape. Everything else used 2" packing tape. Yes, it's exactly the same kind of stuff that you can get at Office Depot or Lowe's, and people use it because it gets the job done.

Two: no edge tape.

Not uncommon for small, light packages. I just don't see box failures on packages under a pound where more tape would have helped. Where I do see failures is overloaded boxes, thirty pounds and up, where the corrugate simply ripped, and no amount of tape would have saved the package.

PSA: please don't fill an 8x8x6 single-wall box with machine screws and expect it to arrive intact. Fastenal, I'm looking at you.

Three: centered label.

Label on top is standard. I had only one box today with the label on the side, and all the rest on top.

Looks pretty on a package, sure, but it makes it very likely that the label will be covered up when the box is sitting in a stack or a pile, and that increases the chance that it will be manhandled

Your package will get manhandled, regardless of where you put the label. Plan on it.

to get to that label or even potentially mis-scanned or missed altogether in a stack. Label the SIDE of the box if at all possible!

Heck no! I expect labels to be on top and that's the first place I look for them. If it's on the side, that's potentially four other places I have to look, which is a pain in the ass when I'm busy. And I'm always busy.

UPS, incidentally, says you should put the label on the largest surface. For the packages I get, that's usually the top.

Someone who has shipped too many boxes would comment on whether the box was new or reused,

Okay, that's legit. I do see a fair number of reused boxes.

whether there was any special hazmat (mostly lithium-ion battery) labeling

Hazmats aren't common enough to mention it every time when there isn't one present. (My hazmats are usually solvents or paint, and that's not something I get every day.)

the condition of the package post shipping

Not usually noteworthy. My internal monolog (which is what the above fanciful review is based on) doesn't bother to mention it unless something unusual happened to the box.

whether or not the weight of the package matched the stated weight on the label

Although I ship just as many packages as I receive, if not more, it never would have occurred to me to check. And I don't have a scale in the receiving department, so it would be guesswork anyway.

AND they’d have commented on the two-inch packing tape.

Which everyone uses. There's not much need to comment when it's far and away the most common type of tape.

Perhaps things have been different for you, but this is how it is in the manufacturing industry.

[the-carrot-clarinet]

[cracklewink]

you'll play your part

Bonus: Twilight's Window

[amberautumnfaebrooke]

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

[sociallyawkwardrevolution]

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

[ikilledtvguy]

let’s be cute!!!!! no correlation between any of these fandoms but i don’t caaaaare

ko-fi

[autisticaboutisekai]

[big-wooper]

HAD to doodle him

[autisticaboutisekai]

watching "making one change to every Sonic game" by "shaulov 10.

So anyway

Sonic Adventure 1 (my favorite sonic game): Id make big the cat gameplay more intuitive. the game grumps are not the only people who have spent like 20 fucking minutes trying to figure out how to fish. my sister and I couldn't figure it out when we were younger. I had to look it up for my friend when he played it for the first time. looking at the in-game manual doesn't even help that much. how is fishing so hard to figure out.

Sonic adventure 2: I agree with the idea of not having everything mapped to the same fucking button. hell I download a mod that does just that. there is very little else that would improve the game more.

Heros: Yeah i like the final unlocks just through chaos emeralds idea. the only other thing I could think to do is just removed team Rose. would you low key sucks cuz I love them as a concept. but they don't add much to the game outside of story. they're not significantly different like team chaotix. I don't think they're actually so much easier theyre worth giving to a kid as a distraction instead of team sonic.

Shadow The hedgehog: now this might be controversial. fuuuuuck any mission that's "kill X amount of guy". fuck all those. fuuuuck theeeem. make all of them something else. every damn one of them.

Sonic 06: WHY I'M MAKING THIS POST

there is not one single change you can do to Sonic 06 that will fix it. You would need many many changes. however I can think of a very funny change. I'm adding a chao garden. note I am assuming the chao garden is just his ass as the rest of the game. but if you can't be good you can at least be funny.

Sonci Unleashed: Recently played some of this game. I would change the controls changing with the camera angle. can't stand that shit in any video game. let alone a platformer. makes it downright unplayable for me.

Sonic and the secret rings: the progressive system. Its so damn confusing?? Im not even mad at the rpgness. as we have established if you aren't good at least be funny. and that's funny. but but what is their damn qualification for being a needed stage??

Black Knight: Cant actually think about something Id change in this game that isn't just fucking up the gimmick. other than adding a not (or at least less) motion controlled setting for accessibility purposes. Probably requireing a gamecube controller tbh. Like the wiimote is limited even with the numchuck.

Sonic Colors (wii): this video game claiming to be a 3D Sonic game needs less 2D Sonic gaming and more 3d sonic gameing.

SonicXShadow Gen: I never finished the Sonic or even played that much of it. but if I were to change something in the shadow it would be adding a Shadow the hedgehog stage. why the fuck does the Shadow the hedgehog nostalgia game not have a Shadow the hedgehog stage. that's his fucking game. what the fuck.

Sonic Crossworlds: this game needs to actually function online. that's it.

-

and look I know this isn't every Sonic game. but it's every Sonic game I think I've sunk a significant amount of time in to have an opinion on. I have sunk a significant amount of time in several 2D games to have an opinion on them but I haven't liked any of them so I feel like it would be BM to go complaining about them when I don't even like them.

[autisticaboutisekai]

you know at the beginning of the video they say "you are perfect Sonic game is unrealistic" as in not going to happen. but my perfect Sonic game is just more Sonic adventure 1. inconsidering we got Shadow generations. it's not impossible. I just like the way Sonic moves in that game.

[autisticaboutisekai]

watching "making one change to every Sonic game" by "shaulov 10.

So anyway

Sonic Adventure 1 (my favorite sonic game): Id make big the cat gameplay more intuitive. the game grumps are not the only people who have spent like 20 fucking minutes trying to figure out how to fish. my sister and I couldn't figure it out when we were younger. I had to look it up for my friend when he played it for the first time. looking at the in-game manual doesn't even help that much. how is fishing so hard to figure out.

Sonic adventure 2: I agree with the idea of not having everything mapped to the same fucking button. hell I download a mod that does just that. there is very little else that would improve the game more.

Heros: Yeah i like the final unlocks just through chaos emeralds idea. the only other thing I could think to do is just removed team Rose. would you low key sucks cuz I love them as a concept. but they don't add much to the game outside of story. they're not significantly different like team chaotix. I don't think they're actually so much easier theyre worth giving to a kid as a distraction instead of team sonic.

Shadow The hedgehog: now this might be controversial. fuuuuuck any mission that's "kill X amount of guy". fuck all those. fuuuuck theeeem. make all of them something else. every damn one of them.

Sonic 06: WHY I'M MAKING THIS POST

there is not one single change you can do to Sonic 06 that will fix it. You would need many many changes. however I can think of a very funny change. I'm adding a chao garden. note I am assuming the chao garden is just his ass as the rest of the game. but if you can't be good you can at least be funny.

Sonci Unleashed: Recently played some of this game. I would change the controls changing with the camera angle. can't stand that shit in any video game. let alone a platformer. makes it downright unplayable for me.

Sonic and the secret rings: the progressive system. Its so damn confusing?? Im not even mad at the rpgness. as we have established if you aren't good at least be funny. and that's funny. but but what is their damn qualification for being a needed stage??

Black Knight: Cant actually think about something Id change in this game that isn't just fucking up the gimmick. other than adding a not (or at least less) motion controlled setting for accessibility purposes. Probably requireing a gamecube controller tbh. Like the wiimote is limited even with the numchuck.

Sonic Colors (wii): this video game claiming to be a 3D Sonic game needs less 2D Sonic gaming and more 3d sonic gameing.

SonicXShadow Gen: I never finished the Sonic or even played that much of it. but if I were to change something in the shadow it would be adding a Shadow the hedgehog stage. why the fuck does the Shadow the hedgehog nostalgia game not have a Shadow the hedgehog stage. that's his fucking game. what the fuck.

Sonic Crossworlds: this game needs to actually function online. that's it.

-

and look I know this isn't every Sonic game. but it's every Sonic game I think I've sunk a significant amount of time in to have an opinion on. I have sunk a significant amount of time in several 2D games to have an opinion on them but I haven't liked any of them so I feel like it would be BM to go complaining about them when I don't even like them.

[autisticaboutisekai]

you know at the beginning of the video they say "you are perfect Sonic game is unrealistic" as in not going to happen. but my perfect Sonic game is just more Sonic adventure 1. inconsidering we got Shadow generations. it's not impossible. I just like the way Sonic moves in that game.

[rattling-bag-of-bones]

My lord I need you to make up your mind, where the fuck are we going

[mandalhoerian-deactivated202510]

my lord i think we're lost

[depresseddepot]

my lord????

[little-slice-of-eden]

*wheezing* please....My Lord....I just caught up

[thatdootdevice]

My Lord COME BACK?!

[warlockofagnesi]

MY LORD?? there is no way I can follow you there!

...all right My Lord [SIGH] I guess I will just have to trust you

[evaceratops]

my lord i WARNED you-

[autisticaboutisekai]

watching "making one change to every Sonic game" by shaulov 10.

So anyway

Sonic Adventure 1 (my favorite sonic game): Id make big the cat gameplay more intuitive. the game grumps are not the only people who have spent like 20 fucking minutes trying to figure out how to fish. my sister and I couldn't figure it out when we were younger. I had to look it up for my friend when he played it for the first time. looking at the in-game manual doesn't even help that much. how is fishing so hard to figure out.

Sonic adventure 2: I agree with the idea of not having everything mapped to the same fucking button. hell I download a mod that does just that. there is very little else that would improve the game more.

Heros: Yeah i like the final unlocks just through chaos emeralds idea. the only other thing I could think to do is just removed team Rose. would you low key sucks cuz I love them as a concept. but they don't add much to the game outside of story. they're not significantly different like team chaotix. I don't think they're actually so much easier theyre worth giving to a kid as a distraction instead of team sonic.

Shadow The hedgehog: now this might be controversial. fuuuuuck any mission that's "kill X amount of guy". fuck all those. fuuuuck theeeem. make all of them something else. every damn one of them.

Sonic 06: WHY I'M MAKING THIS POST

there is not one single change you can do to Sonic 06 that will fix it. You would need many many changes. however I can think of a very funny change. I'm adding a chao garden. note I am assuming the chao garden is just his ass as the rest of the game. but if you can't be good you can at least be funny.

Sonci Unleashed: Recently played some of this game. I would change the controls changing with the camera angle. can't stand that shit in any video game. let alone a platformer. makes it downright unplayable for me.

Sonic and the secret rings: the progressive system. Its so damn confusing?? Im not even mad at the rpgness. as we have established if you aren't good at least be funny. and that's funny. but but what is their damn qualification for being a needed stage??

Black Knight: Cant actually think about something Id change in this game that isn't just fucking up the gimmick. other than adding a not (or at least less) motion controlled setting for accessibility purposes. Probably requireing a gamecube controller tbh. Like the wiimote is limited even with the numchuck.

Sonic Colors (wii): this video game claiming to be a 3D Sonic game needs less 2D Sonic gaming and more 3d sonic gameing.

SonicXShadow Gen: I never finished the Sonic or even played that much of it. but if I were to change something in the shadow it would be adding a Shadow the hedgehog stage. why the fuck does the Shadow the hedgehog nostalgia game not have a Shadow the hedgehog stage. that's his fucking game. what the fuck.

Sonic Crossworlds: this game needs to actually function online. that's it.

-

and look I know this isn't every Sonic game. but it's every Sonic game I think I've sunk a significant amount of time in to have an opinion on. I have sunk a significant amount of time in several 2D games to have an opinion on them but I haven't liked any of them so I feel like it would be BM to go complaining about them when I don't even like them.

[mangopp]

go back to this anime