Just Hails

Hailey l 21 l Missouri, USA (Icon drawing by Corinna Caldron [thegingermenace123.tumblr.com])

[thenameisdog]

[camblogarchive]

nature documentary but the narration is just weird enough to make you question it

[camblogarchive]

“Some fish can walk out of water, so remember that next time.”

[camblogarchive]

“You might think you’re safe, but horses are omnivores”

[toxicglooo]

please watch the round planet on netflix it’s exactly like that 

[not-the-real-norbert-hofer]

one day im just gonna do it. im gonna vanish into the scottish highlands like god intended

[effington]

I challenged my cousin mash up Brittany Spears’ “Toxic” and “O Come All Ye Faithful” and she did it in about 20 seconds

[kaileighmarie]

this is beautiful

[tyleroakley]

chaotic good

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

oh ur fave artist is jackson pollock? weird flecks but ok

[expertpedestrian]

tory power stance is still the funniest thing to come out of uk party politics in a long time

[expertpedestrian]

[strangehorse]

CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER

[bemusedlybespectacled]

[nerdynbhuman]

I feel like I need to talk about the random shit I know about this pose. As they paid a guy a lot of money to come up with a pose that’d make the important tories look POWERFUL and IMPOSING. And they guy came up with this, but it was only meant for photos of the torso up and none of them realised.

[spank-the-villain]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tory_power_stance

funny, funny article. “ The stance is believed to be intended to be a display of power and confidence. “

[supremesaudi]

She was poetry, but he couldn’t read.”

[i-hold-the-snitch]

His name was jarred hes nineteen

[artsekey]

When his parents built a very strange machine

[dothepropaganda]

watch that scene dig in the dancing queen

[untitled53516]

aaaay macarena 

[eye-of-argus-deactivated2018121]

Horrible job everyone

[peashooter85]

Modern technology is making us anti-social!

[pumpkinspicepunani]

It’s almost like people would rather not talk to every random stranger they see in public.

[thedarkestlovee]

^^^^say that!!

[the-knights-who-say-book]

i may have flaws as a person but at least i have good taste in books according to me

[whatsnextapollo]

In the movie The Santa Clause, one becomes Santa by putting on the red coat after the death of the previous Santa. Even ignoring how morbid this premise is on its own, it’s possible that there’s another even darker level to the story. When Scott Calvin shows up at the North Pole as the new Santa, not only do the elves not appear surprised, they seem happy to see him and not at all upset about the Santa he replaced. And furthermore, at the very beginning of the movie, we see an elf standing with a crowd of children outside a toy store near Scott’s house. Why would she already be there if she didn’t have some sort of prior knowledge of what was going to occur? This leaves me no choice but to conclude that the elves not only hated the previous Santa but actually orchestrated his demise.

tl;dr: In The Santa Clause, the elves totally murdered the previous Santa.

[whatsnextapollo]

Update: In The Santa Clause 2, the Easter Bunny says kids are 86% happier since Scott became Santa.  86%.  Clearly, the last Santa was so terrible, the elves had to off him.

Also, according to The Santa Clause 2, Santa has to be married in order to remain Santa, which means that the previous Santa must have been married - but there’s no Mrs. Clause around when Scott gets to the North Pole.  What happened to her?

And finally, I think this raises some pretty serious questions about Bernard’s sudden disappearance in between The Santa Clause 2 and 3.  Just how badly did Curtis want to be Head Elf?

Just how many people have the elves murdered?  Clearly those rosy cheeks and innocent, childlike faces are hiding some pretty dark secrets.

[piercingsandink]

Oh my god

[iopele]

now this is the kind of Christmas post I want on my dash

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

The Santa Clause was just a Yuletide Julius Caesar.

[iamartemisday]

Beware the Yules of December!

[citizenjolras]

Yulius Caesar

[anachronic-cobra]

I was literally just talking about this with my grandma I’m glad someone agrees with me

[worldcircus]

Kind of gives you chills .

[kontrazvedka-deactivated2019031]

[niambi]

this post shot me in the neck

[roryomolly]

[ruinedchildhood]

[lizalot]

broke: The Great British Bake Off has no conflict

woke: while The Great British Bake Off is refreshingly devoid of the usual man vs. man conflict, it is filled with conflict of other varieties, notably man vs. self (the contestants vs. their knowledge of baking) and man vs. nature (the contestants vs. the time limit)

[no-i-am-not-the-lochness-monster]

Man vs. the forces of evil (the contestants vs. Paul Hollywood)

[wombatking]

Man vs. Gravity (soggy bottoms)

[closeupofpaintings]

[closeupofpaintings]

Carl Bloch -  In a Roman Osteria, 1866 (detail), oil on canvas

[paper-mario-wiki]

[lilnasxvevo]

I LOVE the whole painting here it is:

[huffylemon]

[willowofthehearth]

I feel this with my entire mind body and soul.