Would You Like Fries With That?

This blog is a collection of random shit that I like. I'm a 30 year old theatre geek and giant nerd living in Los Angeles.

[peteneems]

[schofielded]

They hate me for my redundancies. And also for my tendency to say the same thing but in slightly different ways. And for my repetition of phrases. And for my redundancies.

[parasite-core]

[epiphainie]

i would die alone and have my carcass be eaten by vultures before i talk to chatgpt like it's my boyfriend

[transfemininomenon]

[nameless-sdk]

[financeprincess]

How do I become a carefree girl in a coastal beachside town with an exorbitant amount of free time and an unknown source of income? Because those are my only ambitions at this point.

[blignick]

[alex51324]

kitties like to do what their friends are doing!

[toptony]

DOCTOR WHO | Boom Town

[bowenoke]

did you know if you are good enough at time management you can sleep 17 hours straight and not sleep at all the next night? the reviews are coming in, critics are raving: "this is not a good idea" and "please go to bed" "wow those are some eye bags, are you sick?"

[donnathepirana]

I turned on closed captions for the Swedish Chef and I just started weeping with laughter.

[deactivated-blog]

[thesaltofcarthage]

These captions are peak Muppet and Jim Henson would be delighted.

[modmad]

how can you post this and not link to the original on the official Muppets youtube

[certified-muppet-posts]

certified muppets post

[sootheyourself]

He’s got his own language setting lol

[curioscurio]

I have a confession to make... I thought the idea of wireless headphones like air pods were so so stupid when they first came out. But having owned wireless headphone pods with a case I have to admit that I do enjoy them quite a lot. But we should still eat the spleen of every person who lobbied to phase out the headphone jack in electronics

[ruinedchildhood]

[ageae]

[woosh-floosh-art]

Situation that happened in class this semester that was so funny I immediately sketched it out in my notes

[archibaldtuttle]

I want to show you an actual training slide from my customer service job that I had to see yesterday.

[targetdotcom-deactivated2026011]

Fińàncial Harm

[tittyinfinity]

[nudityandnerdery]

[segamascott]

[godserene]

[infomercial]

[unidentifiedfuckingthing]

[bobatelevision]

my tío literally does this at every party

[cosmonautroger]

[7pm]

[ID: a little dog eating raspberries from a bush. /End ID.]

[deliciousstrawberrythings]

Oh to be a little dog eating berries from a bush 🩷