[thememedaddy]

[feverdreamsandlucidnightmares]

Hello back to my Ryland Grace is asexual propaganda: he does not mention missing sex despite being stranded alone in space where no one can touch him at all (how is he not the Most Touch Starved Ever) meanwhile. Mark Watney is informing me of how dtf a Martian he would be given the opportunity and that if he survives and gets back to Earth he hopes his Mars adventures are enough to get him laid

[ryland-graceless]

[anxiouslyandmessily]

Jean when he saw Jeremy at the airport in his tiny golden shorts and a random yo-yo tangled up in his headphones

[kjscottwrites]

[consolecadet]

These remind me of this drawing by Franz Kafka from the 1900s. We've been feeling this way for a long time.

[dogpuppy]

[lynati]

[combat-the-rat]

wei wuxian: wow lan zhan looks like his wife died!

buddy care to explain where you’ve been for the past 13 years

[scomplink]

Andor Appreciation Day 2 - Everyone Has Their Own Rebellion

@andorappreciation

[justhere2procrastinate]

All I want is the ‘do it for him’ him meme but with Wei Wuxian. I need it for very specific purposes, mainly to print it out and tape it to my desk at work so I can stare at his face whenever I’m bored

[instigatorjosten]

andrew: i told you what would happen if you fucked around

neil: i wanted to find out

andrew: and?

neil: i did

andrew: and?

neil: what you said would happen happened but at least i know for sure now

[lucky-clover-gazette]

damen when he realizes he’s not in a slow burn romance with problematic beginnings, but a complex psychological thriller in which the smartest fictional character i personally have ever encountered has decided to make his life a living hell and also they’re in love with each other but the psychological thriller stuff is way more important to his bitchy blonde nightmare malewife and he is SO down bad and just has to deal with laurent’s mean girls 4d chess petty nonsense bc it’s enrichment for him and damen will kill anyone who tries to get in laurent’s way and he can’t even pick up the very very VERY clear implications of laurent’s trauma that would probably allow them to reach some kind of vulnerability equilibrium in their relationship because he is too busy waxing poetic about laurent’s pretty hair to realize that he was [redacted] and that’s why he’s like this

[uncertainlys]

it will pass but like can i at least get an eta

[la-lune-chaotique]

“Your Highness,” his aide said from the entrance, faintly disapproving. “The couch is for sitting, the bed is for lying, and the shuttleport bars are for whatever unholy combination of both you’re doing there.”

I love this book. And Kiem is such a mood.

[sparrowthemormon]

Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

[sparrowthemormon]

IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE

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[sparrowthemormon]

Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

[ooppo]

Trump is dead this and Trump is dead that. The obvious answer for Trump's sudden disappearance is that Trump has gone into his very first heat and the Whitehouse is trying to cover up that he's an Omega

[parakeet]