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[thatsnotevenmyname]

Me reading the foxes v ravens match scene

[eshlie-bow]

Neil: *picks up the phone*

Andrew, annoyed: Kevin threw out my chocolate

Neil: all of it?

Andrew: yes

Neil: and he’s still alive?

Andrew: he’s hiding at Matt’s

Neil: got it

Andrew: that’s it?

Neil: you want me to say more?

Andrew: yes.

Neil: okay...

Neil: shit happens

Neil: I’ll swing by and get you a new one

Andrew: *heavy sigh*

Andrew: how do I make him really suffer?

Neil, in German: his autograph from Jeremy and those newspaper clippings with him are hidden in the history books

[beeping tone from the phone]

Jean: so they finally noticed you’re gone?

Neil: that I went for a walk all the way to California?

Neil: not yet

Jean: what did you say about Jeremy?

Neil: nothing?? I didn’t even mention Jeremy

Neil: why is it always about him with you?

[thatsnotevenmyname]

Neil luring Andrew with „Kevin’s waiting”. And it fucking works

[all-for-the-game-confessions]

I don't dislike kandreil but it's so much funnier if Kevin is constantly awkwardly third wheeling.

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[anartificialsatellite]

The older I get the more I admire people who are earnestly, genuinely into whatever their thing is. I know it sounds like an annoying cliche but unless you're being cruel or hurtful there is really no need to be normal about things. The dude with the bad fake accent at the renaissance faire is having the time of his life. The people having photoshoots with their fashion dolls are loving it. The old lady with a yard unreasonably full of tacky ass lawn ornaments is having a blast, HOA be damned.

Don't waste your time being too cool to have fun, y'know?

[saiintval]

Releasing my loverboy andrew minyard so I can go work on sm else

[mayaidkmuch]

Andrew: *tells renee to tell Neil he is single and ready to mingle and most definitely gay and always does what Neil asks him to do and let's Neil drive his car and dresses him up and calls him a pipe dream and trusts Neil and then tells him he would blow him*

Neil: cool

Andrew: *kisses Neil*

Neil: I didn't know this was an option

[moreauver]

neil in tfc:

[thatsnotevenmyname]

Oh for fucks sake we’re only on page 12 can they be normal about each other

[thatsnotevenmyname]

Get a room goddamn

[thatsnotevenmyname]

I’ve read so many fanfics that at this point I can’t tell if Neil climbing the roof of the foxhole stadium with Seth on his back is canon or not

[teatimeisat4]

Kevin vs Andrew watching Neil sass Riko on national television via Kathy’s show

[clementinecloudz]

Nothing more toxic, irritating, awful, blasphemous, outrageous, bullshit, preposterous, ludicrous, bothersome, aggravating, pesky, time consuming, abrasive, maddening, and galling than hating everything you make 🧍🏻‍♀️anyway. Neil? I fucking guess.

[mi11ieh]

It’s been six months but I did a Neil version

[thatsnotevenmyname]

Oh for fucks sake we’re only on page 12 can they be normal about each other

[thatsnotevenmyname]

Staying Still by Noah Kahan is about Neil Josten actually

[a03minyard]

the funniest possible evolution of neil’s trauma is him eventually becoming too comfortable

like this man spent his childhood memorizing exits and sleeping with shoes on and now he’s thirty and yelling “andrew where’s my charger” from another room like he’s been domesticated beyond recognition

[thatsnotevenmyname]

No one here knows I’m thinking about Neil Josten