Mr. Lame

I'm Jordan. I like giant robots and pretty girls in thigh highs.

[stuckinapril]

[zmpl]

[nekogirltail]

My favorite genre of green removal spells: wrestling.

[1jps]

[3hlo3]

[anime-to-the-t]

[revoltingchild]

[mxlabradorite]

I will reblog this every Christmas season I’m on tumblr.

[drunkygoesonadventures]

It’s beginning to look a lot like shit scram

[disasterhimbo]

[ID: a festive display featuring wooden blocks with individual letters on them. They are intended to say “Merry Christmas,” but have been rearranged to say “Merry Shitscram.”]

[only-tiktoks]

[pokemonranch]

He was pissed because I was holding him like a burger. don't be burger shaped then

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[onlywayin-deactivated20231101]

[thevaultofretroandvintage]

[panelshowsource]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

…feEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN NO ONE ELSE CAN FEEL FOR YOU ONLY YOU CAN LET IT IN

[caffstrink]

I think about eating a fidough a lot

[caffstrink]

Stop telling me i can't eat him because he's raw dough.

[atomic-raunch]