WTF IS HAPPENING HERE?!

Hi, my name is Mijke (who would have thought right? XD) and i have this blog... uhmmm I don't have much to say about it. I post lots of random shit. Johnlock!!! I really love that! That's all you need to know about me really! HAVE FUN HERE!!!

[faithandfearcollide]

The group reacting to Sam’s t-shirt trolling.

Bonus:

[sixpenceee]

An Eden’s whale trap feeding in the Gulf of Thailand

Source

[pride-of-persephone]

dude things like this is why it would have been so easy to believe in sea monsters before modern times - can you imagine being on a boat or sitting by some rocks and in the distance you see two gigantic fucking things emerge from the ocean. 

And you just sit there and stare for a while and it stays like that, until suddenly they fucking close up and descend into the fucking depths??? how do you even process that? even sitting here watching the video is absolutely fucking absurd, nevermind what people would have thought before we understood the ocean a bit more

[miles2gobeforeisleep]

it just swallowed so much water too. how does it expel the water? or does it just have a tummy full of water?

[asapscience]

[faebee-deactivated20190106]

roses are red, tomatoes are sweet, HE BOOTS TOO BIG FOR HE GOT DAMN FEET

[everythingfox]

Sky puppies

[socialistexan]

[depressed-dudewitch]

[kingedmundsroyalmurder]

Emerging from thesis writing to point out that this also scans to Hallelujah.

[cosmonautroger]

[surprisingly-ok]

Translation from French :

(by the way all of this is pronounced with a thick southern accent)

A : Oh fuck.. Isabelle! I’m stuck in the glass, come help me!

B : Well…

A : Come help me! I am fucking stuck, god damn it!

B : You’re dumb.

A : Just take this. *hands her the dish soap* Put some right there, so I can take it out.

B : Are you stupid or what?….. Fuck, you’re really stupid.

A : Take some more! *hands her the dish soap again*

B : Put your hand back!

A : …

B : …

A : *bursts out laughing*

B : You’re fucking kidding me. What a dumbass.

A : *laughs* I got soap all over my hand. *to the camera* See it’s not only blondes… *to Isabelle* and you’re not even blonde!

[vaults-n-wyverns]

Things I Include In My D&D Games That My Players Don't Know About

If they hold a wooden bowl and walk into a locked door, they'll phase through it like it's Skyrim

If they attempt to jump backwards up a set of stairs, with a high enough dex roll, they will launch up the stairs, through the roof, and into the upper atmosphere

There is an Anti-Tarrasque.

Trolls have 12 different blood colors, with only 2 existing in aquatic troll varieties.

If they enter a new area fast enough, they can catch the birds flying without moving anywhere.

Trees DON'T make sounds when they fall and no one's around, there's just no one around that can prove that

Lazer guns exist, they're just shy

If you get knocked prone on a sloped surface, there is a 1% chance of clipping into the terrain

There's a 1% chance of the textures in someone's face not loading correctly

[meepingmerps-deactivated2024102]

@probablybadrpgideas

[phantom-kiwi]

Dishonored (2012)

[neonprotagonist]

a vampire stands on the front porch of a farmhouse and says “i cannot come in unless i am invited”. the vampires friend, a cowboy, says “cmon, you know youre always welcome here, partner.” the vampire begins crying.

[awesomeblogwellnotreally]

[f-aggotry]

YOU FUCKING ASSHOLRW I W ASMT GONNA CRY TODAY

[neonprotagonist]

HOLY FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK

[gillioncuntstrider]

…oh fuck you…

[animejebbush]

*bartender slides my drink to me from across the bar and i fucking fling it back twice as hard*

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

[jessie-lou]

"Ew, you like him? He's like 30 something."

[reichenbach-fallschirm-blog]

[fishfisting-deactivated20140930]

[chillin-like-lavellan]

This post is my life.

[theimpalaismyhome]

[kingshezza]

^actually he is only 3 days younger than my dad but i dont give a fuck i love him

[abitnotgoodsherlock-deactivated]

I am appalled he wasn’t already on here; I don’t care that he’s in his 40s.

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 2013.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[pseudodesigner]

[ganondoodle]

unkillable link

[frozenhaart]

*wheezes* these expressions, so godly 🤣🤣🤣

[noranott-art-deactivated2020100]

I imagined this picture about 2 years ago when I started watching Critical Role. It supposed to be an illustration of one scene from the first or second episode. However, after all this time I don’t remember it well sooo... there’s an illustration of Caleb and Nott at some random shop 😅

[amber-acrylic]

uh oh my hand slipped

Happy Pride Month! 🐝

[birdloaf]

*smorch*

[alantaire]

an underrated moment tbh

[toll-the-dead]

[ID: a drawing of Nott, Caleb and Beau. Nott is a goblin with green skin, big ears, and long dark hair. She is saying “You two humans are heading alone into Xhorhas? Do you have your medallions ready? Let me see ‘em”

Caleb, a white human man with red hair holds out a glowing amulet and says “Ja”. Nott replies “Ok, you pass. Beau?”

Beau is a dark skinned human with short dark hair. She holds out a stick with a bored expression and says “Here”. Nott replies “that’s a stick”]