Some AUs ive been thinking about
my friends and i are having a contest of how obscenely we can eat our icecreams when you walk past, and youâre really hot and im really embarrassed au
ok so yes im checking all the parking meters to see which has the most time left on it dont judge me im a poor uni student au
me and my friend are bitching about this girl and you overhear im sorry i didnt know she was your sister
âSo how did you end up in holding? And what are you wearingâ
so im in the supermarket, minding my own business, and im so close to reaching my favourite hot sauce on the top shelf, and youâre the asshole just walks over and takes it off the shelf for me you bast- oh youâre actually pretty hot- WHO YOU CALLING MIDGET?!?!??? au
im the brother to the bride and you look really good in that groomsman tux au
I donât know you but weâre both in the principals office because they think we vandalized the school chapel and it wasnt me so just fess up already this is going to ruin my perfect record au
âyou know, my brother only puts out the salad dressing when someone important is over for dinnerâ
I donât even know you but HOW DARE YOU UTTER SUCH AN AWFUL PUN IN MY PRESCENCE au
yeah cool we bought a mattress but why couldnât you have just paid the fee and let them deliver it and spare me the ordeal of riding in the car with our queen size strapped on the roof au
weâre both in the line for an autograph of this person i know way more about than you do fight me au
so i work at this cafe and you come in, sobbing so hard you can barely order your chocolate caramel frappe dude im going to have to wipe that table when youâre done crying on it au
where have i seen you before? au
you crashed your skateboard into a lamppost right in front of me lol do you want some help au