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okay but seriously one day i’m gonna be 60 and in bed next to my husband about to fall asleep and i’ll just start laughing outta nowhere and he’ll be like “what’s so funny” and i’ll just whisper “i’ve got a secret to tell you… i’m d.b. cooper”

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this is too real though

girlsandart

SNL has pretty much never given any fucks but lately they’re at the point of giving negative fucks

fuocogo

You can tell the audience is struggling to not aknowledge accurate this is since the accuracy is the funny part.

katesotherpage

One Direction isn’t a band it’s a conspiracy theory

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Does anyone else find it hilarious that a band called One Direction needs photographers to utilise the sort of trickery normally reserved for cat and dogs to make them all look the same way at the same time?

peachou

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Believe in yourself. You almost certainly exist.

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4 out of 5 scientists agree there is semi-conclusive evidence

louly23

some of you have never said fabuLOUIS extraordinHARRY brilLIAM amaZAYN and phenomeNIALL unironically and it shows.

meyhew

some of you never had your favorite band have a massive announcement and that was a perfume and then a year another massive announcement and it was another perfume and then a year later another massive announcement and it was another perfume and a time when they didnt have a massive announcement and they told you via facebook that a beloved member would be leaving the band and tbh it shows

kirkaut

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my brain in times of crisis:

marisatomay

some of you never woke up after heart transplant surgery and discovered that your boyfriend, zayn malik, had been the donor and it shows

fonzworthcutlass

I hope all of yall find $20 on the ground tomorrow.

And I mean that.

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$50 maybe

gendernihilistanarchocommunist

a dropped money clip from some clumsy, unobservant capitalist shithead with in excess of $5000 in it

chaoticprincecloud

Put it out so the universe can pull it in sis!!

What if shell pasta was just Italian women’s way of making sure their husbands ate pussy well.

shortviolet

most iconic things shane madej has said in buzzfeed unsolved

“yeah, that rings a bell or two, that shakes a tambourine.”

“let me spin you a yarn, that you shan’t soon forget. I’m being eaten alive by crabs right now.”

“I’M STRAAAANGE, AND OFF-PUTTING !”

“I’m disrespectful, but I’m talking to dust and cobwebs.”

“HOW DARE YOU DISPOSE OF MY BODY”

“Cops in the 70s were like, oh you just killed someone ? You got 20 bucks ?”

Everything he said on Goatman’s Bridge.

*imitating a man claiming to be D.B Cooper on his deathbed* “I have something to tell you…… I’m the phantom of the skyyyyyyy”

*laying down on a pentagram* “ROCK N ROLL, BUCKAROO”

“Look I’m not here as a doctor. I just wanna see some of this crazy shit.”

“You better watch out or Yankee Jim will give you some taffy. Some folks say they hear him playing a jolly little kazoo tune in the middle of the night.”