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Masterlist

Various

I.B.T.C.

Fall

Sharing Is Caring

Secret Vibrator

Grief Makes Bad Decisions- A Keatlejuice story

I.H.N.F.T.- Invisible Beetlejuice

Till I Can't Remember My Name- Beetlejuice with real tentacle action

Five Demons

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

#beetlejuice #the conglomerate #beetlejuice x reader #five demons #sassy writes

I have a whole scene planned out in my head, why is it so hard to get it on the page? Why can't my brain and hand just work together? 😫

bbspiinchh

🌿rusalochky🌿

depraveddame

feels like fake news

#rude #i don't need the call out

Hey there, everyone. I know it's been a while since I've posted on here, but I need to share this.

My mom is currently battling cancer, and her money is quickly running out. I know this is a really tight time of year, but if you could help share this around, I'd really appreciate it.

Also, I know there have been a lot of fake GoFundMes going around, but this is actually my mom, and she really needs whatever help we can get.

June of this year Auntie Sue got injured while enjoying our Montana waters with he… Courtney Groff needs your support for Help Sue Fight Sta

#gofundme #cancer #my mom needs help #donations #donate if you can #reblog if you want

knotbinary

I need a werewolf to take one look at me and go “I’ll have that” then claim me as their mate and never let me go.

potato-jem

take one, pass it on

a hug

a hand to hold

a cottage in the woods with no phone reception

a beer

a guttural scream in a field somewhere

“everything will be okay”

a snack

a comfort read/comfort movie

uninterrupted sleep

whatever your heart desires (you deserve it)

Voting ended onNov 13, 2024

snowkissedmonsters

God it's such a shame the Yautja aren't real because they would have a FIELD DAY with billionaires. "What do you mean these warlords have dishonourably seized your resources and outsource all their combat to police serfs? What do you MEAN your warlords are old men who can't fight in single combat?!"

I want a Predator movie that's about hunting down the supposed most powerful, most worthy members of the human population in an absolute gore-fest.

snowkissedmonsters

It's also a shame the Yautja aren't real because they're sexy and fuckable

#you are absolutely right #and you definitely should say it

oceanabylonianshell-deactivated

Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight

gemike

walmart-the-official

Hey, don’t cry. Free online database of Japanese folk lore

bleu-guacamole

Might I add, free database of mostly European folklore and myths

walmart-the-official

:0

Thank you!

justsassysworld

Grief Makes Bad Decisions

Grief Makes Bad (Or Maybe Not So Bad) Decisions

Beetlejuice x f!Reader

Word Count: 1823

“Gertrude, Eustace, I’m home!” you call, entering your house.

You’re roommates are a lovely, but incredibly odd couple. They’re ridiculously sweet, horribly in love, and over a hundred years dead.

Over a hundred and twenty years ago, they were killed by some random intruder, leaving them unable to move on from the place of their murder.

You were beyond freaked out the first time you saw them, the day after you moved into their old home. Apparently, most people don’t see ghosts, but you are a strange and unusual type person. It took awhile to see past their bloody and gruesome appearances, but you’ve grown so used to them now that you don’t even notice their bloody clothes and bullet wounds anymore.

A sense of wrongness overtakes you as you notice an envelope on an end table. It’s addressed to you.

#keatlejuice #keatlejuice fic #keatlejuice smut #sassy writes #keatlejuice x reader #beetlejuice #beetlejuice smut #beetlejuice fic #beetlejuice x f!reader #fem!reader #self reblog

thehappysmiler

im your lame ass mutual and you love me

reh-hateshumans

you want to be manhandled. i want to be monsterhandled. we’re not the same.

serpentauri

able-bodied people will claim to be disability activists and then they'll get pissed at you if you don't have the physical energy to respond 'timely'. or if you sleep a lot due to exhaustion. or if you can't get out much (or at all!) for an array of reasons. or if your hygiene isn't up to their standards because you can't wash yourself. or if you have 'inconvenient' allergies or dietary restrictions that they don't want to cater to. or if you're unemployed. or if you have a medical emergency that gets in the way of their plans (especially if you have to cancel last minute). or if you can't do any other 'normal' thing that is more difficult/impossible thanks to an array of disabilities because, get this, they are disabling. fuck that. disabled people don't owe the world an illusion of good health for the sake of the able-bodied. love disabled people without condition.