Conversations with a cat

My girlfriend likes to talk to the cat. And sometimes the dog.

[catsofinstagram]

From @lilbunnysueroux: “Roux was born without her front legs, but she can still give nub hugs and pink nose kisses! 💗” #catsofinstagram [source: http://ift.tt/2btZfue ]

[justthecatsmaam]

<3

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I wonder if we gave the cats Pokeballs if they'd catch anything.

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Sleepy cat.

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3

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Sure, I may want to bite your toes because they look like little jelly beans. But I don’t. Why? You don’t bite your friend’s toes.

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"Your butt is making this t-test very difficult."

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Pickles, Cat of Judgement

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Only two treats for you; you were late. It was on the syllabus!

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Little Tree, snatcher of things.

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Do you want to hold my hand? Do you want to hold my hand? Wait, no, you want to be petted? Well, I wanted a kiss earlier. I guess we can't always get what we want. [pause] That's not true, you can always get what you want! I love you Little Tree.

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I'd be so sad if I had to remove your eyes.

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Were you listening at the door? Were you being a weirdy? But you're my weirdy.

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Jail Time

[using a forced New Yorker accent]: "To the pokey! Parole's over. Get inside. You're a hardened criminal!"

note: the word "inside" is the command we use to let Winter know she needs to go into her kennel.

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Give me four! BAM! You are a cool mother fucker.

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I'm sorry, did you think I was talking to you when I was talking to my cat? It sounded like I was saying, '*Little Tree* you are my sunshine.' It's time you learn that there are favorites in this house.

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I'm not going to give your butt back if you're just gonna stick it in my face.

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Pirate Captain pt 2

"If we were pirates of course I'd let you steer the ship! And you know why? Because there are no traffic lights. You wouldn't have any problems with that whole green/red thing." http://justthecatsmaam.tumblr.com/post/112333097302/i-read-today-that-you-cant-see-green-and-red