mamahippo.

gosh darn it I just love hippos and delta gamma

[woke-butt-deactivated20181011]

[pokephotographr]

I laughed at this too much

[wormcocks]

I never get any of the cool bots

[wormcocks]

WAIT WHAT THE FUCK

[wormcocks]

GUYS WHAT THE FUCK

[jasper-rolls]

i got to the yule ball level of the gba harry potter and the goblet of fire game

[classicmeevs]

no one is saying it but we all know ron is killin it

[sapamanders]

[jakegyllenhaal]

[pokemonofficial]

*walks into kitchen at 2 am*

…wow okay.. i need to be quiet…

TRIPS OVER CHAIR, BREAKS LEG, CATCHES HOUSE ON FIRE

[pantomimepenguin-blog]

who brushes their teeth in the kitchen?

[pokemonofficial]

what

[moonpaw]

waters so fuckin good! like glug bitch lol

[moonpaw]

this post always shoots up in notes around 2am i am onto you water loving fucks

[follow-ur-heart-till-it-bleeds]

honestly if a vampire ever “sparkled” in public no ones going to think they’re not human. they’re just gonna be like “damn that’s a lot of body glitter. man look at you being you, right on. you do you boo, freedom of expression.”

[bowlingshirtbellas]

Vampires can go out in the sun now thanks to fenty body lava

[jacquelineshyde]

[apolkadotnerd]

In honor of me rejecting a boy today, here is my mom turning down a marriage proposal from a Fuckboy in the early 90s on national television. Enjoy.

[blushnhoney]

I’m the dude continuously playing the guitar

[so-meticulous]

an icon

[queenieriddle]

[apiologies-deactivated20170306]

me rollerblading into my therapist’s office this week with sunglasses and a piña colada: maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this,

[solitarelee]

Do you ever wonder what long term psychological damage is caused by crushing our small children with overwhelming pressure and time constraints every single day of their developmental life from age 5-18 and then suddenly setting them free into the world with no guidance or assistance other than “get a job” 

[merrybitchmas91-deactivated2019]

honey i don’t have to wonder 

[imthedoctorbasicallyfun]

My Brain: Eat

Me: Okay, what should we make?

My Brain: No make!!! Only eat.

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

Before vs After Adoption

[source]

[monkeysaysficus]

[sheilikhal]

Truthfully the most precious thing I have ever had the privilege to repost.

[occultjackalope]

This makes my heart so happy. ❤️❤️❤️

[mileycyrus]

[chrispineofficial]

i don’t even go here but literally how can you not love him

[professorlupins]

“What’s the matter with Wimby?”